Chorus: A.N.N.A. rules!
Peter: 'Cause I kick all the bad guys in their jewels!
Chorus: A.N.N.A. won!
Peter: Thanks to my gamma ray atomic gun
Chorus: Dance and shout, he's the world's greatest ninja there's no doubt
Peter: Though they try to defeat me, they can all just freakin' eat me
Brian: 'Cause he blew all of us away
Peter (and Chorus): On the planet of Siam there's no one as tough as I am, just as surely as Paul Lynde was gay!