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A Bag of Weed
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From the episode: FG712 - 420
Singers: Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin
Voices: Seth MacFarlane
A Bag of Weed is a song sung by Stewie and Brian Griffin in the episode "420". Eventually, the crowd to whom they sang joined in. It is set to the tune of "Me Ol' Bam-boo" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It was sung in support of the legalization of marijuana, describing all of the drug's virtues.

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A Bag of Weed


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Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
It's the only help that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
Stewie: There you go. You're all getting it now.
Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
Stewie: Have a go, Brian.
Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
All: Hey!
Because all we need is a bag o' weed
To make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You can try and fight, but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
(instrumental break)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with a bag
O'
Weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!

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