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A Bag of Weed is sung by
Stewie &
Brian in the episode
420. It is set to the tune of "Me Ole Bam-boo" from
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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[edit] Lyrics
- Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
- When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
- Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
- Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
- All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
- A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
- Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
- It's the only hope that you'll ever need
- Because Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
- Stewie: There you go, you're all getting it now
- Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
- Stewie: They go assault a queer.
- Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
- Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
- Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
- Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
- Ensemble: Right!
- All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
- To keep us worry free.
- One, Two, Three, HO!
- A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
- Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
- Oh, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
- Because Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
- Stewie: Have a go, Brian!
- Brian: As Mr. H.L. Menken said, "The common man's a fool."
- Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
- Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear.
- All: HEY!
- 'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
- To make us wanna cheer!
- And One, Two!
- A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
- Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
- You can try and fight but we're all agreed
- Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed
- (dance break)
- One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
- And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
- A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
- Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
- You're a happy guy when you plant the seed,
- Because everything is better with A Bag...
- Of...
- Weed!
- Oh ev'rything is better with a bag of weed!!
- During the dance break, the song in the episode is longer (55 seconds add to the song) than the audio clip provided.
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