A Bag of Weed

From the episode:	FG712 - 420
Singers:	Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin
Voices:	Seth MacFarlane

A Bag of Weed is a song sung by Stewie and Brian Griffin in the episode "420". Eventually, the crowd to whom they sang joined in. It is set to the tune of "Me Ol' Bam-boo" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It was sung in support of the legalization of marijuana, describing all of the drug's virtues.

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Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would

When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good

Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed

It's the only help that you'll ever need

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!

Stewie: There you go. You're all getting it now.

Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,

Stewie: They go assault a queer.

Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,

Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.

Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,

Stewie: He humps a guy like me.

Ensemble: Right!

All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free

One, two, three, ho!

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed

No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed

Stewie: Have a go, Brian.

Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"

Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."

Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear

All: Hey!

Because all we need is a bag o' weed

To make us wanna cheer

And one, two

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed

You can try and fight, but we're all agreed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed

(instrumental break)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

And a one, two, three, four

And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed

You're a happy guy when you plant the seed

Because everything is better with a bag

O'

Weed!

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!