Not the guy Meg wanted to meet
A Fistful of Meg
Meg tries to get out of a fight with a boy.
Season: 12 Episode: 04
Total Episode Count: 214
Prod. no.: AACX22
First Aired: November 10, 2013
Guest Starring: Jeff Daniels, Christina Milian
Featuring: Meg Griffin
Also Appearing: Peter, Brian, Stewie, Lois, Chris, Quagmire, Joe, Neil Goldman, Tracey Bellings, Esther, Ruth, Patty, Dr. Hartman, Michael Pulaski, Brandon, Raj, Rocky Dennis, Judge Judy, Jeff Daniels
Musical Numbers: Takin' a Shower
Director: Joe Vaux
: Mark CovellWriters
: Dominic Bianchi
, Joe Vaux Storyboarders
: Annemarie Brown
, Francis Dinglasan
, Ron Smith Plot
As Meg's friends tell her about the new dangerous kid Mike, she sees him abuse Neil Goldman. Later, she accidentally runs into him at lunch and spills her tray on him, prompting him to challenge her to a fight the following Friday. She desperately tries to find a way out, even considering a transfer to another school and trying to get expelled. She tries to hire several jocks but Mike beats them up. Even her own friends refuse to stand by her. Crying over her pending doom, she hears Quagmire in the girl's restroom and he offers to help her beat Mike.
Quagmire reveals that his offer to help was motivated by a bully from his own youth. He gets her to focus her rage toward Peter as well as using her own body's weapons against Mike. At the fight, Mike beats Meg almost senseless but she refuses to give up, grossing him out by kissing him and popping a zit in his face. As he tries to deliver a knockout blow, she lifts her shirt and melts him by showing him her breasts. As she walks away with Quagmire, he reveals she would die the following year from septic shock from hot dogs.
When Peter starts undressing in front of Brian, Brian objects to his being naked but Peter refuses to change his ways. Lois gets in on the joke by leading Brian to think he'll get to see her naked but tricks him with Peter. Brian seeks out Stewie for advice and is told that he needs to fight back by going naked himself; by shaving off all of his fur. Brian tricks Peter into coming out to prank him and rubs his hairless body against him, freaking him out. Peter promises to quit with being naked as Lois and Chris also are freaked out. Unwilling to look at him, Stewie dresses Brian in his clothes, fooling Chris as he promises that it would continue the following week.