- Meg: He's going to kill me! I can already picture my funeral!
- [Cutaway to a graveside service, Peter runs in and throws Meg's dead corpse under another casket]
- Peter: Thanks, didn't want to pay for the hole.
- [Meg looks to Chris for support against Michael Pulaski]
- Meg: Chris; you have my back, right?
- Chris: I don't know, let me check. [lifts up his shirt and sees his back covered with bacne] Yeah.
- Peter: Hey, Brian, can you come here a sec?
- Brian: Sure, Peter, what's up?
- Peter: You're a well-read guy, right?
- Brian: Well, I don't know. I guess when I read my Henry David, I tend to be pretty Thoreau.
- [off-camera]
- Stewie: Shut up!
- [Brian is sitting on the sofa, shivering. Stewie is sat next to him]
- Brian: Ah, cold. Well it worked, thanks for your help, Stewie.
- Stewie: If I knew you were actually going to do it I wouldn't have suggested it. You look like my foot that time Lois made my bath too hot.
- Meg: Oh, fudge!
- Voice: Only I didn't say "fudge", I said "fuck."
- Student: [Meg gets pretty face by Michael's punch] He punched her pretty! [Michael punches Meg back to normal face] Oh, he punched her ugly again!
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| << Season 11 | Family Guy Season 12 | Season 13 >> | |||||||||
| #01 | Finders Keepers | #08 | Christmas Guy | #15 | Secondhand Spoke | ||||||
| #02 | Vestigial Peter | #09 | Peter Problems | #16 | Herpe, the Love Sore | ||||||
| #03 | Quagmire's Quagmire | #10 | Grimm Job | #17 | The Most Interesting Man in the World | ||||||
| #04 | A Fistful of Meg | #11 | Brian's a Bad Father | #18 | Baby Got Black | ||||||
| #05 | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | #12 | Mom's the Word | #19 | Meg Stinks! | ||||||
| #06 | Life of Brian | #13 | 3 Acts of God | #20 | He's Bla-ack! | ||||||
| #07 | In Harmony's Way | #14 | Fresh Heir | #21 | Chap Stewie | ||||||