A Hero Sits Next Door/Quotes

Peter Griffin: Holy crip, he's a crapple!

Stewie Griffin: I demand to know who made you!

[Stewie is reading a book, and then closes it shut]

Stewie Griffin: Machiavelli, you've told me nothing I don't already know! [He picks up another book] Ah, Sun Tzu's The Art of War.

[He opens the book as Lois enters]

Lois Griffin: Stewie, those books aren't for babies [She takes the book off him]. Here, watch the Teletubbies.

[She turns on the TV and leaves]

Stewie Griffin: How dare you! That book, may hold the key to my enslaving of all mankind- [Notices TV] -Ooo, fuzzy...

[Peter and Chris watch, Wheel of Fortune. The puzzle reads, "G O _ U C K Y O U R S E L _ _ _".]

Contestant: [On TV] Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle. "Go tuck yourself in."

Pat Sajak: [On TV] You got it!

Chris Griffin: Well, you were close, Dad.

Peter Griffin: Yeah. And I still can't believe we missed the phrase "my hairy aunt".

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