|From the episode:||The Perfect Castaway|
|Voices:||Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry as the Announcer|
A Peter Griffin Christmas is a CD produced and contains songs by Peter Griffin. In "The Perfect Castaway", after finally locating Pelican's Reef, and landing a staggering catch of fish, Peter believes he is finally rich enough to produce the Christmas special CD he always wanted. This CD is the outcome of the production
Narrator: Sessions presents, "A Peter Griffin Christmas". Featuring such standards as...
Peter: [Random jibberish to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"]
Eh-weh-heh-heey everybody look at the snow in the yard...
Narrator: And who could forget?
Peter: [Tune of "Little Drummer Boy"]
I brought these gifts for you they're up in my bum
Narrator: And everyone's favorite...
Peter: [Tune of "Carol of the Bells"]
Blah-la-la-la ♪ ♪ Laaa-la-la-la
Look at the bells ♪ Look at the bells
Holy crap, here comes Jesus, and he doesn't look too happy
...Merry Christmas everyone.