A Peter Griffin Christmas

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In The Perfect Castaway, after finally locating Pelicans Reef, and landing a staggering catch of fish, Peter is finally rich enough to produce the christmas special he always wanted.

[edit] Lyrics

Narrator: Sessions presents, "A Peter Griffin Christmas". Featuring such standards as...

Peter

(Random jibberish to the tune of "Sleigh Ride")

♪ Reh-dyeh-seh-frah-huh-vraweweh-seh-meh-blah-naruh-reeaaahhh... ♪

♪ Eh-weh-heh-heey everybody look at the snow in the yard... ♪

Narrator: And who could forget?

Peter (Tune of "Little Drummer Boy")

♪ I brought these gifts for you they're up in my bum ♪

Narrator: And everyones favorite...

Peter

(Tune of "Carol of the Bells")

♪ Blah-la-la-la ♪ ♪ Laaa-la-la-la ♪

♪ Look at the bells ♪ ♪ Look at the bells ♪

♪ Holy crap, here comes Jesus, and he doesn't look too happy ♪

(Spoken) ...Merry Christmas everyone.