A Peter Griffin Christmas

From the episode:	The Perfect Castaway
Singers:	Peter Griffin
Voices:	Seth MacFarlane and Mike Henry as the Announcer

A Peter Griffin Christmas is a CD produced and contains songs by Peter Griffin. In "The Perfect Castaway", after finally locating Pelican's Reef, and landing a staggering catch of fish, Peter believes he is finally rich enough to produce the Christmas special CD he always wanted. This CD is the outcome of the production

LyricsEdit

Narrator: Sessions presents, "A Peter Griffin Christmas". Featuring such standards as...

Peter: (Random jibberish to the tune of "Sleigh Ride")

♪ Reh-dyeh-seh-frah-huh-vraweweh-seh-meh-blah-naruh-reeaaahhh... ♪

♪ Eh-weh-heh-heey everybody look at the snow in the yard... ♪

Narrator: And who could forget?

Peter: (Tune of "Little Drummer Boy")

♪ I brought these gifts for you they're up in my bum ♪

Narrator: And everyone's favorite...

Peter: (Tune of "Carol of the Bells")

♪ Blah-la-la-la ♪ ♪ Laaa-la-la-la ♪

♪ Look at the bells ♪ ♪ Look at the bells ♪

♪ Holy crap, here comes Jesus, and he doesn't look too happy ♪

(Spoken)...Merry Christmas everyone.