|From the episode:||The Perfect Castaway|
|Voices:||Seth MacFarlane and Mike Henry as the Announcer|
A Peter Griffin Christmas is a CD produced and contains songs by Peter Griffin. In "The Perfect Castaway", after finally locating Pelican's Reef, and landing a staggering catch of fish, Peter believes he is finally rich enough to produce the Christmas special CD he always wanted. This CD is the outcome of the production
Narrator: Sessions presents, "A Peter Griffin Christmas". Featuring such standards as...
Peter: (Random jibberish to the tune of "Sleigh Ride")
♪ Reh-dyeh-seh-frah-huh-vraweweh-seh-meh-blah-naruh-reeaaahhh... ♪
♪ Eh-weh-heh-heey everybody look at the snow in the yard... ♪
Narrator: And who could forget?
Peter: (Tune of "Little Drummer Boy")
♪ I brought these gifts for you they're up in my bum ♪
Narrator: And everyone's favorite...
Peter: (Tune of "Carol of the Bells")
♪ Blah-la-la-la ♪ ♪ Laaa-la-la-la ♪
♪ Look at the bells ♪ ♪ Look at the bells ♪
♪ Holy crap, here comes Jesus, and he doesn't look too happy ♪
(Spoken)...Merry Christmas everyone.