A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas/Quotes

Lois: Stewie, go to sleep!
Stewie: This doesn't involve you, Lois!
Lois: I don't want to have to come in there.
Stewie: I don't want to have to come in there!

Meg: Shh! Dad's awake.
Peter: Don't bother whispering, I don't have a hangover.
Brian: It's a christmas miracle!

Lois: Brian you're not wearing that sweater I made you.
Brian: Well, you know, it's a little warm in ere, and -.
Lois: Don we now our gay apperal.
Brian: [puts on sweater - it is clearly made for a girl] Doesn't get much gayer than this.

Peter: Since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: I think they had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter", so you must have thought it was from you, so you didn't.. umm... You know it's just easier to call you stupid.

Peter: Lois! If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Peter: Can't we tell them your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that!
Peter: Fine, I'll kill your mother. When did Christmas have to get so complicated?

Brian: Can I buy some pot from you? (Said to Peter after he explains how Brian is to break into the trailer)

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