Man: Ahh!! Oh my God, you're a monster! [drives off]
Legs: [gives chase] Come back! My legs are shaved like a little girl!
Lois: I can't believe we're stuck in Amish country.
Stewie: I thought something was a-mish.
Lois: We can't be part of a feud with the Amish!
Peter: I didn't start this thing, Lois! But I'munna finish it! [goes into the house and dials on the phone] Joe, go round up Quagmire and all the modern day technology you can find! We are goin' to war! Oh, oh, hey, Bonnie. I...Is Joe there? [pause] Well, can I leave a message for 'im? Yeah, yeah, it's what I said before 'bout, eh, th...the war thing.