An App a Day
Chris becomes a sex offender after sending a girl a picture of his penis.
Season: 14 Episode: 13
Total Episode Count: 262
Prod. no.: DACX12
First Aired: February 14, 2016
Guest Starring: Carl Reiner
Featuring: Chris Griffin
Also Appearing: Peter, Stewie, Brian, Lois, Joe, Quagmire, Cleveland, Principal Shepherd, Neil Goldman, Tom Tucker, Herbert, Marcy Miller, Dimitri, Phillipa, Evan, Timmy, Bill, Mrs. Lapardo, Duane Chapman
Director: Mike Kim
: Max MartinezWriters
: Anthony Blasucci Storyboarders
: Francis Dinglasan
, Dave Sherburne
, Matt Whitlock Plot
At the Clam, Peter finds out from his friends about cell phone apps when they use one to identify a song. Peter soon loads dozens of apps to his phone, which results in various situations. But when he gets it wet in the shower, he gives it to Chris who is able to fix it with advice from Meg. At school, Chris takes the advice of Neil Goldman to take a picture of his penis to send to a girl, but when she complains, Chris finds he is now considered a sex offender.
Chris' identity is exposed on the news and he finds he has to attend a rehabilitation class. When he finishes the class he is permitted to return to school but finds he is still a pariah by even Herbert. He goes to Quagmire for advice on how to change his image, but finds he will never shake his reputation. He decides to try his own method by having himself chemically castrated.
Cleaned up and looking presentable but effeminate, his parents want him to stop taking his pills and return to normal but he refuses. They start to reconsider when his schooling improves when he no longer dedicates his time to masturbation. Using his new knowledge to tutor, he impresses Marcy, who's flirting with Chris restores his libido and returns him to normal.
Meanwhile, Stewie requests Brian give him a ride to tennis practice. At the Quahog Racquet Club, Brian is impressed by the booze, girls and vomit and decides to join Stewie in a doubles tournament after lying about being a great tennis player. However, Brian blows off practice to hang out with the girls. When he gets around to participating, he is forced to reveal he has never played before, frustrating the highly competitive Stewie. He quickly learns what to do but in the big match, Stewie unloads on the umpire over calls and gets them kicked out of the club.