And the Wiener is...

"No wonder he's always slouching."

And the Wiener is...
When Peter realizes that Chris has bigger genitals, he is crushed and has to find a way to make himself secure in his manhood again.

Season: 3 Episode: 5
Total Episode Count: 33
Prod. no.: 2ACX22
First Aired: August 8, 2001

Guest Starring: Patrick Duffy
Featuring: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin.
Also Appearing: Connie DiMico, Lisa, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Joe Swanson, Kevin Swanson.
Musical Numbers: "Rocketman"

Director: Bert Ring
Writers: Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman


Plot: Peter is sure that Chris will never beat him at anything, from skating races to stacking dinnerware on top of his head. But at the sauna, he discovers Chris has an enormous penis, easily bigger than his own. Suddenly insecure, Peter tries buying a long, red car (which is caught in a collision and shortened to an extreme amount as a bus full of pretty models drive by) and joining the National Gun Association (parodying the National Rifle Association).

Meanwhile, Meg tries out for cheerleading but is accepted into the flag girl squad instead. At the game she is pelted with rancid meat, and Lois devises a plan for revenge when meg is invited to a party. Meg is reluctant at first, and is tricked into kissing a pig. Lois reveals her backup plan, to have Quagmire scar them for life.

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