Brian Sings and Swings/Quotes

Stewie: Brian, it looks like you're taking a white poop... but its stuck.

Lois: Meg, you're just pretending to be a lesbian, like the time Peter tried to pretend to be racist to get out of jury duty.

[A cutaway shows Peter looking for something to make a racial slur about in his jury, but fails.]

Peter: Awful lot of honkies in here.

Peter: I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shalit!

Gene Shalit: Don't...Panic Room. I'm not going to...William Hurt you. I only want your...Tango & Cash. So just...Pay It Forward. And we'll all be...Happy Gilmore.

Peter: What?

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