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Bruce
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Bruce, the Performance Artist
Full Name: Bruce ????
Voiced by: Mike Henry
Age:
Jobs:

Varies

Quotes:

"If I wanted to hear eighty-one minutes of gay-bashing, I would have gone to my father's house."

"Oh no!"

In Untitled Griffin Family History, a flashback contains him as a slave being whipped and asked his name (a Roots parody), and he responds:

"Tōbí, with an accent over the i, and a line over the o, so they know it's a long o."


From No Chris Left Behind, when the family is at the PTA meeting.

  • Principal: For our first order of business we'll go to Bruce
  • Bruce: Hey, ya'll said my name! Welcome to our meeting here at the school. We got lots of exciting topics here tonight. We gon' have a puppet show, we gon' have some jazz. No I'm just kiddin. we have some business to take care of. I'm sorry I's pulled ya'lls legs. I'm just a little excited cause I met somebody today! Someone in the bookstore! Someone who likes the same kind a literature I do! Oh and the adventure begins again!

From Brian Sings and Swings, when Stewie is looking for Brian and stops at a store to ask the cashier to put up flyers. Bruce is there standing in line.

  • Bruce: I definitely need a breath freshener. Ooh, but that's gon' give me eleven items.
  • Cashier: That's fine.
  • Bruce: No no no rules is rules. Let's see what I'm gon' put back. Ok I need the Reynolds's Wrap and the bathroom tissue. I could do without the Triscuts, but they sure are good.
  • Stewie: Ugggghh
  • Bruce: 7up's the whole reason I came down here in the first place. You know what, I'm not gon' need the V8 cause I can just get some tomato juice at the mini-mart down the street. It's a little more expensive, but that's okay I like to help out a small business. I hope it's okay if I pay in pennies.

From Tales of a Third Grade Nothing After Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. finish singing at Quahog Cabanna Club.

Brian: "Boy it sure is nice to have you back in town Frank"

Frank: "Yeah, but this place is dead"

Brian: I don't know, that one guy seemed to like it"

Bruce:"I like everything, including Ginger Ale! Pssst, that's my way of ordering a Ginger Ale."

From McStroke, when Peter walks by with a moustache.

  • Bruce: (On Cell Phone) Hey Jeffrey, Peter Griffin's got a moustache.
  • Jeffrey (Over Phone): No Way!
  • Bruce: Way!
  • Jeffrey (Over Phone): Oh!
  • Bruce: I know!

From "Prick Up Your Ears" after a random flashback of Tetris.

Bruce (As a Tetris peice): "I know I don't fit here but I'm going to settle on in."

From Barely Legal

  • Woman on the Phone: I think there's someone in my house
  • Bruce: Oh, I envy that. I live alone. Nobody ever comes over my house.
  • Woman on the Phone: No! I mean there's somebody in my house right now!
  • Bruce: Well, maybe you'll want to put out some snacks or something. Doesn't have to be nothing fancy. You can even just open up a box of weat thins and pour some in a bowl. Multi-Grain's always good.
  • Woman on the Phone: Oh my God! They're coming up the stairs!
  • Bruce: Oh, you're going to have to close that bedroom door if your bed's not made. Maybe, perhaps you could put on a video later and sneak upstairs to make that bed.
  • Woman on the Phone: Ahh!
  • Bruce: Oh, looks like they saw that bedroom.

From The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire at a CPR meeting.

  • Bruce: Hello everyone. Welcome to CPR class! I see we have some smiles in here, there's one and there's another one. I see you have some soda under your chair, thats okay soda's okay on my watch. We also have some Oreos and hot coffee over here on the table.
  • Peter: Wow, I am now a certified to give CPR.
  • Bruce (After everyone leaves) Oh no, nobody ate the cookies. That's okay I'll go home and feed them to the cat.
Episodes:

FG103 "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"

FG309 "Mr. Saturday Knight"

FG405 "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"

FG411 "Peter's Got Woods"

FG421 "Brian Sings and Swings"

FG423 "Deep Throats"

FG428 "You May Now Kiss the...uh...Guy Who Receives"

FG429 "Petergeist"

FG508 "Barely Legal"

FG510 "Peter's Two Dads"

FG515 "Boys Do Cry"

FG516 "No Chris Left Behind"

FG601 "Blue Harvest"

FG604 "Stewie Kills Lois"

FG605 "Lois Kills Stewie"

FG608 "McStroke"

FG704 "Baby Not On Board"

FG706 "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

FG709 "The Juice Is Loose"

FG710 "FOX-y Lady"

FG801 "Road to the Multiverse"

Bruce, the Performance Artist is a character in the hit show Family Guy. Throughout the series, he has had several different roles. He first appeared as the clerk of a horror novelty shop, in later episodes he teaches a CPR course and was a member of the school board committee of James Woods Regional High School. He appeared in the Tetris cutaway gag of Prick Up Your Ears and plays a medium in Petergeist. Also worked for Exotic Entertainment. It has been hinted that he may be homosexual. Is usually seen wearing a blue button down shirt and a brown vest, but in Chitty Chitty Death Bang he is seen wearing a hoodie which looks like the Outfit that Peter Parker wears from Spider-Man, and in The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire, he is seen wearing a green sweater. His voice is also lent to a number of anthropomorphic animals, insects, etc.

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