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[The guys watch Quagmire's Koren soap opera]
Peter: Wow, that girl's hot.
Quagmire: That's a guy.
Peter: That other guy's handsome.
Quagmire: That's a girl.
Peter: That cat is cute.
Quagmire: That's a dog.
Peter: WHAT IS EVERYTHING?!

Quagmire: I didn't care, I was living the life. Just banging chicks and eating cabbage, you know.

Sujin: Glenn, I have a surprise for you. Do you remember Buttercup?
Peter: Who's Buttercup?
[A cat comes in]
Quagmire: Oh my God! I can't believe Buttercup is still alive!
Sujin: Alive and well.
Joe: Wait a minute, you named a cat Buttercup? Ha ha ha, only Quagmire.
Sujin: And you know, Glenn. After you moved away, Buttercup had kittens.
Quagmire: What?
Sujin: That's right. You're a grandfather.
[A bunch of kittens come out]
Quagmire: My God, this is more pussy than even I can handle.
Cleveland: [thought] Is he gonna say "giggity"? Should I say "giggity"? Are other people allowed to say "giggity"? [speech] Giggity.
Peter: Wha?
Cleveland: Nothing, it's stupid.

Peter: That episode is not online anywhere. I even tried the Korean search engine, Bing Bong.
Quagmire: That's not real.
Peter: Alright, it's not.

Cleveland: Well, Donna's mother died, but we should probably head out to find the last episode of that Korean soap opera.

[Peter comes out with an Anime style head]
Peter: Hi, guys.
Joe: Peter? Are you alright?
Peter: You know what? I feel good. I feel like I want to giggle behind my hand at a lot of things and hold, but not eat a big ice cream cone.

Peter: Korean OMG!

Sujin: I'm so happy you all could make it tonight. We will have many things you will nibble at, but not eat. Then, I will give you a pizza.
Peter: Yeah, yeah, that's great. Can we watch that last episode of Winter Summer now?
Sujin: We will watch together after dinner. In the meantime, feel free to watch Korean pop videos.
[Sujin puts on a K-pop video]
Peter: What is this and how can I make the rest of my life about it?

Peter: Why? Why would American Johnny leave Korea? He had everything. Love, a family. Why would he go back to his sad pathetic life, back in America? He's got nothing there. Why would he ever want to go home? Okay, Quagmire. Let's go home.

Cleveland: Hey, Sinju, your TV says it's 21:00. What is that in real time?

Sujin: Tomorrow, you take her to town to buy root vegetable. After that, you will get psychopath haircut so you look like one of us.
[Quagmire sighs in depression]
Sujin: What's the matter, Glenn? You don't seem completely emotionless.
Quagmire: No, no, no, no, I am...I am...I'm...emotionless.

[Adam, Mort, and Tom arrive]
Adam West: I heard you gentlemen went to South Korea.
Peter: Yeah.
Adam West: Well, that's cool. We went to Lake Havasu, you losers. We nabbed so much college beave!

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