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Chick Cancer
Stewie and Olivia start going out while Peter makes his own "chick flick."

Season: 5 Episode: 7
Total Episode Count: 87
Prod. no.: 5ACX02
First Aired: November 26, 2006

Guest Starring: Drew Barrymore, Rachael MacFarlane, Lizzy Caplan
Featuring: Peter, Lois, Stewie, Brian Griffin, Jillian Russell, Olivia Fuller
Also Appearing: Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin, Rupert, Joe Swanson, Bonnie Swanson, Richard Gere, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Luke Skywalker, Mort Goldman, Mayor Adam West, Q*bert, Chester Cheetah, Fouad, Victor, Sassy, Chuck Berry, Sandra Oh, Howard Hesseman
Musical Numbers: Tasty Juice jingle

Director: Pete Michels

Stewie sees on the news that the Hollywood career of his old friend, child actress Olivia, is coming to a close and she is making one last appearance at the Quahog Mall. He goes to the mall to gloat but winds up falling in love with her. She does not return his feelings.

After seeing Quagmire get his way by being mean to a woman, Stewie takes Brian’s advice to be mean to Olivia, and soon they tie the knot with Rupert officiating. But their relationship quickly turns into a stereotypical marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian on a double date. When he discovers that Olivia is cheating on him, Stewie sets fire to their pretend house, possibly killing Olivia and her new playmate in the process.

Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own “chick flick.” His dreadful movie, called Steel Vaginas, is poorly received.

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