Family Guy Wiki

Chitty Chitty Death Bang/Quotes

< Chitty Chitty Death Bang

5,796pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Doctor: This is quite a miracle Mr. Griffin, would you like to have a look?
Peter: Yeah y'know, I've never seen a live baby being...oh God!

Stewie: I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? [double clap] A little service here!

Manager of Cheesie Charlie's: If the kids have enough tickets, they get a prize.
Timmy: I have 13 tickets, now. Is that enough?
Man behind the counter: Oh, sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.

[Enter Peter, riding an elephant in the backyard, during Stewie's party]
Peter: Hey, look, Lois! The 2 symbols of the Republican party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Brian: Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.

Peter: Face it, Brian. I'm a bad father, a lousy husband, and a snappy dresser.

Chris: It's cool, Dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!

Previous Episode's Quotes /// Chitty Chitty Death Bang's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki