Choomba Woomba

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In Wasted Talent, Pawtucket Pat, apparently having something against handicapped people, summons his Choomba Woomba's to sing Joe out of the factory. It is a parody of the song "Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do" from the film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.

[edit] Lyrics

All Choomba Woomba's

♪ Choomba Woomba, gobbledy-gloo ♪ ♪ Life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true ♪

♪ Choomba Woomba, gobbledy-gee ♪ ♪ When your poor legs are stiff as a tree ♪

Choomba Woomba 1

♪ What do you do when you're stuck in a chair? ♪

Choomba Woomba 2

♪ Finding it hard to go up and down stairs? ♪

Choomba Woomba 3

♪ What do you think of the one you call God? ♪

All Choomba Woomba's

♪ Isn't his absence slightly odd? ♪

Choomba Woomba 3

♪ Maybe he's forgotten you ♪

All Choomba Woomba's

♪ Choomba Woomba, gobbledy-gorse ♪ ♪ Count yourself lucky you're not a horse ♪

♪ They would turn you into dog food ♪ ♪ Or to Choomba Woomba gobbledy-glue ♪

Joe: I'm glad I'm not taking your stupid tour! I'm a Coors man, anyway! Silver bullet!

Choomba Woomba 3

♪ Gobbledy-glue ♪