- Lois: It's Stewie's first Christmas!
- Stewie: Again?
- Vinny: Hey, whose leg do you gotta gagoosh to get an Amaretto Disaronno around here?
- Vinny: Georgette, I'm coming home.
- Stewie: Who the hell is Georgette?
- Stewie: Hey, who are you talking to out here?
- Brian: A pretty awesome guy.
- Stewie: Oh, pretty awesome guy. Why don't you marry him, huh? Alright, GAME ON!
- [Hits Brian in the groin with his hockey stick]
- Stewie: Rah Rah! STEW-S-A! STEW-S-A! STEW-S-A!
- Brian: Wow, Stewie, thank you for saving my life! Y'know, a whole lot of other families would've just gotten a different dog and moved on.
- Stewie: Oh, oh, w...we could, we could never do something like that, Brian!
- Brian: Thanks for everything Stewie, you're my best friend, and I love you.
- Stewie: All I can say, Brian is, you've been making really creepy eye contact with me all morning and I want it to stop right now.
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