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Das Gym Hitler works out Death Has a Shadow Lois Griffin 1 1
Lois Griffin explains to Meg that most of the world's problems stem from poor self-image.
Peter Drinks Peter drinks cutaway montage Death Has a Shadow Lois Griffin, Brian Griffin 2 1
Lois Griffin and Brian Griffin remind Peter what happens when he drinks too much, including acting inappropriately in Church, at the ice cream parlor and in a movie theater.
Dick Paul Hungover Peter Death Has a Shadow Peter Griffin 3 1
Peter has an extreme hangover from drinking the night before at a stag party and claims it feels like accountants cranking adding machines in his head.
Peter Job Peter tries other jobs montage Death Has a Shadow Peter Griffin 4 1
Peter explains some of the different jobs he'd tried after getting fired, including a spokesman for Cocoa Puffs, a sneeze guard and in a talent contest.
Peter lies Peter lies to Lois Death Has a Shadow Peter Griffin 5 1
Peter is afraid to tell Lois the truth, including failing to stand up to a tank in Tiananmen Square and hiding out in the house disguised as a lamp.
Peter Farts Peter farts for the first time Death Has a Shadow Peter Griffin 6 1
When asked at the welfare office if he has any disabilities, Peter claims he never had gas until he was 30 years old.
Drunk Clinton Drunk Clinton Death Has a Shadow Peter Griffin 7 1
Peter wonders if the reason he received a huge welfare check is if someone in the government got drunk, too.
Scream ass The boys from Diff'rent Strokes get molested Death Has a Shadow Peter Griffin 8 1
Peter refers to the popular 70s TV sitcom Diff'rent Strokes as an excuse for his misdemeanors.
Run over Roadrunner Road Runner run over I Never Met the Dead Man Brian Griffin 1 1
Brian reminds him of his trip to the Southwest.
Fast animals Fast Animals, Slow Children I Never Met the Dead Man Peter Griffin 2 1
A new reality show is being showed on Fox called Fast Animals Slow Children.
Itsagirl It's a girl I Never Met the Dead Man Peter Griffin 3 1
Peter tries to tell Meg to be ready for life's disappointments and lets her know that he had disappointments, too.
Sneakingin Stupid kid stuff I Never Met the Dead Man Peter Griffin 4 1
Peter tries to get the angry crowd off of Meg's back after he frames her for wrecking the car and reminds them that kids do stupid things.
Embarassedmeg Peter embarrasses Meg I Never Met the Dead Man Peter Griffin 5 1
Peter reminds Meg that he'd embarrassed her before by barging into her class to demand she clean out the shower drain due to the hair from shaving her legs.
1x02 Willy Wonka I Never Met the Dead Man Brian Griffin 6 1
Brian tells Peter that he won't last without television and reminds him of what happened when he tried to give up candy.
Sicksob Scooby-Doo Murder Files I Never Met the Dead Man Peter Griffin 7 1
Peter wonders what Scooby and the gang are up to.
Manson Charles Manson I Never Met the Dead Man Peter Griffin 8 1
Peter dismisses television and considers that Charles Manson must watch it all the time.
West Side Story West Side Story Chitty Chitty Death Bang Peter Griffin 1 1
Peter talks to Meg about not fitting in, he has a flashback to the West Side Story’s unique way of gang fighting, complete with finger-snapping.
Hanson Hanson Chitty Chitty Death Bang Lois Griffin 2 1
Lois remarks that Meg is happier than the time a bus broke down in front of their house when Peter cheers her up.
Terrible liar Peter is a terrible liar Chitty Chitty Death Bang Brian Griffin 3 1
Brian reminds Peter that he is a terrible liar.
Disco Jesus Disco Jesus Chitty Chitty Death Bang Peter Griffin 4 1
Peter tells Lois they have everything they need for Stewie's party and things couldn't be better if Jesus himself showed up.
Naked priest A Naked Priest Walks into a Bar Mind Over Murder Cleveland Brown 1 1
Cleveland reminds Peter of the joke he'd told the night before about a Jewish Guy and a Japanese Guy who walk into a bar.
Tumnus Narnia Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 2 1
Peter reminds Lois how bad he is at doing chores around the house.
Gunshy Gun shy Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 3 1
Lois asks Peter to take care of Stewie, but Peter is reluctant if Stewie needs to be changed and reminds Lois what happened the last time Stewie needed changing.
Jackinthebox Jack-in-the-Box Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 4 1
Peter tries to make up to the soccer mom he punched by sending a gift for the baby.
Peter Rebels Rebellious Peter Montage Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 5 1
While on house arrest, Peter is grateful that no one found out about the time he broke the law by loitering, taking a whiz in public or sneaking into Wimbledon.
Pingpong Ping Pong Peter Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 6 1
Peter can't go out with the guys because he is forced to wear an electronic monitoring bracelet.
Homicide Street Homicide: Life on Sesame Street Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 7 1
Peter complains that he's been in the house so long that all of the shows are starting to run together.
Nasty "Oh that's nasty" Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 8 1
Peter wonders what Cleveland and Quagmire are up to.
Teething Teething Pains Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 9 1
Peter tells of how his mother used to use alcohol to quiet his teething pains.
Leslie Uggams Leslie Uggams Mind Over Murder Peter Griffin 10 1
Peter tells Lois that if he wanted to date Lola Falana, he would have. However, he is shown mistaking Leslie Uggams for her.
Formernieghbor The former neighbor A Hero Sits Next Door Peter Griffin 1 1
Peter complains that the last neighbor borrowed the toaster without returning it.
Calvink Peter the Calvin Klein model A Hero Sits Next Door Peter Griffin 2 1
Peter is afraid that he'll have to go back to his old job as a Calvin Klein model when he injures Guillermo.
EyeI Losing an 'I' at Bingo A Hero Sits Next Door Lois Griffin 3 1
Lois tries to impress Bonnie with exciting happenings in Quahog, telling of when someone lost and 'I' at Bingo.
Israeltree Planting a tree in Jerusalem A Hero Sits Next Door Peter Griffin 4 1
Peter complains that Lois is always trying to get him to socialize with people.
Hideo The ringer A Hero Sits Next Door Peter Griffin 5 1
Peter tries to get a ringer to replace Guillermo.
Orphanage 2 Lucky's Orphanage A Hero Sits Next Door Joe Swanson 6 1
Joe recounts how he was injured.
Jesusloveme Peter sings in Sunday School A Hero Sits Next Door Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin 7 1
Peter reminds Brian of how he helped people by singing to kids down at the Sunday School until Brian reminds him of forgetting the words.
Batcave The Batcave A Hero Sits Next Door Peter Griffin 8 1
Peter rushes off to be a hero.
Strip Poker Heroic fun and games / Strip Poker A Hero Sits Next Door Peter Griffin 9 1
Peter is disappointed that being a hero isn't all fun and games.
Brokenrules Peter Breaks the Rules The Son Also Draws Peter Griffin 1 1
Peter rebels against authority until he is kicked.
Sneakingin2 Sneaking into the County Fair The Son Also Draws Chris Griffin 2 1
Chris is afraid of disappointing his father like the time he ruined their chance to sneak into the county fair by sneezing.
Wasps Wasp Watching The Son Also Draws Peter Griffin 3 1
Peter mentions Chris almost getting a merit badge for insect study by studying a family of WASPs. (White Angel-Saxon Protestants)
Knowtostop Peter never knows when to stop The Son Also Draws Peter Griffin 4 1
Peter refuses to give up even when his patient recovers.
Chief Grand Cherokee Chief Grand Cherokee The Son Also Draws Peter Griffin 5 1
Peter mentions his Native American ancestor, a rainmaker who killed several krauts at Wounded Knee.
Caroline in the City Peter pretends to be gay The Son Also Draws Peter Griffin 6 1
Peter fooled people into thinking he was gay by watching Caroline in the City.
Cheereios Peter gets a spiritual message The Son Also Draws Peter Griffin 7 1
Peter thinks his Alpha-Bits cereal is warning him, but he is really eating Cheerios.
Red riding hood Peter finds food in the wild The Son Also Draws Peter Griffin 8 1
Peter brags about finding food in the wild by scaring Little Red Riding Hood while dressed as the Big Bad Wolf.
Freakboy Freak boy Brian: Portrait of a Dog Tom Tucker 1 1
Tom Tucker admonished Diane that some people find the word "freak" offensive.
Moonlight Bay Impressing the judges Brian: Portrait of a Dog Meg Griffin 2 1
Meg thinks Brian can impress the judges at the dog show with his impression of a barbershop quartet.
Candybaby Peter tries to take candy from a baby Brian: Portrait of a Dog Peter Griffin 3 1
Peter fails to have luck taking candy from a baby.
Diarrea Peter tries to win money Brian: Portrait of a Dog Peter Griffin 4 1
Peter tries to win money on Jeopardy! but thinks "diarrhea" is the answer.
Mmcandy Liza's little blue pills Brian: Portrait of a Dog Peter Griffin 5 1
Liza Minnelli needs a pick-me-up from her little blue pills.
Deer Peter hits a deer Brian: Portrait of a Dog Chris Griffin 6 1
Peter his a deer that insists on his insurance information.
Blackwhite Back in the day Brian: Portrait of a Dog Lois Griffin 7 1
Lois wants Peter and Brian to return to the way they used to be.
Homeless Brian as a stray Brian: Portrait of a Dog Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin 8 1
Peter and Brian flashback to their first encounter.
Tennis Peter finds Brian's tennis ball Brian: Portrait of a Dog Peter Griffin 9 1
Peter reminisces about Brian playing with his old tennis ball.
McGuyver Peter asks MacGyver for help Brian: Portrait of a Dog Peter Griffin 10 1
Peter asks MacGyver for help in saving Brian.
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