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Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
Jordanpipen Second love Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter laments being Lois' second love, like Scottie Pippen to Michael Jordan.
Doubleplay Double play Into Fat Air Brian Griffin 2 11
Brian points out the family couldn't turn a double play.
Nepal Nepal Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 3 11
Peter ponders how Nepal got its name.
Weedwhacker Weed whacker Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter worries he may have left the weed whacker on at home.
Anyone Chiropractor school Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter claims that beating Ross Fishman to the top of Mt. Everest may even top graduating from Chiropractor school.
Coldblock Blocking out the cold Into Fat Air Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie fantasizes about a trip to Las Vegas.
Toppee Top of the world Into Fat Air Brian Griffin 7 11
Brian lays claim to the world by peeing on Mt. Everest.
Frozenpose Frozen pose Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter wants the family to get into a hilarious pose so the searches can get a good laugh when they find the bodies.
Birdsfly Birds need to fly Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter points out they needed to eat just like birds need to fly.
Megdrop Meg visits the fire station Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter recalls Meg's first visit to the fire station.
Lonlynba Lonely Ratings Guy Lois Griffin 2 11
Lois notes that firefighters must get lonely like NBA stars on the road.
Stoolpants Playing pretend Ratings Guy Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie pretends to be Peter.
Cary Elwes Cary Elwes Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter likes to write fan letters to see if he gets a response.
Pickedlast Never picked Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter laments never getting picked for anything.
Birthmark Unfortunate birthmark Ratings Guy Tom Tucker 6 11
Tom recalls having trouble due to an unfortunate birthmark.
Boots Taking criticism Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter notes that it is sometimes hard to take criticism.
Hungrybaldwin Coolest toy on Earth Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter notes that he has been given the coolest toy on Earth, except for Hungry, Hungry Alec Baldwins.
Kentloishookup Superman wish Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter laments never getting to see Clark Kent and Lois Lane hook up in an episode of Superman.
Sandra Berhard Sandra Bernhard Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter gives the Nielsen administrator tickets to Sandra Bernhard's show.
Peterpublicradio Public radio Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 11 11
Peter complains that he hasn't been so lonely since doing public radio.
Cameralook Workplace comedy Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 12 11
Peter orders several workplace comedies where the actors talk to the camera.
Souvineer Stock car souvenir The Old Man and the Big 'C' Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter remembers the time he got a souvenir at a stock car race.
Weekendbully Weekend bully The Old Man and the Big 'C' Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter suggests Quagmire ignore people teasing him, the way Peter ignores his weekend bully.
Hamradio Ham radio The Old Man and the Big 'C' Quagmire 3 11
Quagmire's radar gun interferes with his ham radio signal.
Barefootguy Barefoot guy The Old Man and the Big 'C' Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter remembers being the barefoot guy.
Giddygirls Women ordering dessert The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 5 11
The thought of giving Lois the news that her father has cancer makes Stewie as giddy as a group of women ordering dessert.
Cartercomedyclub Laughter is the best medicine The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie imagines Carter at a comedy club.
Drivebystewie Witness The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 7 11
Stewie is a witness to a drive-by shooting.
Sniffcancer Sniffing out cancer The Old Man and the Big 'C' Brian & Stewie 8 11
Brian debunks Stewie's belief that dogs can sniff out cancer.
KleenexJerry Kleenex The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 9 11
Stewie points out that big corporations never tell the truth.
Waiting Waiting for Lois to get off the phone The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 10 11
Stewie gets impatient waiting for Lois to quit talking to Bonnie.
Pressrelease Press release The Old Man and the Big 'C' Peter Griffin 11 11
Peter takes a dump and issues a press release.
Sucessfulguy Successful moves Yug Ylimaf Brian Griffin 1 11
Brian notes that some guys have moves.
Stiwiechicks Stewie picks up chicks Yug Ylimaf Stewie Griffin 2 11
Stewie is embarrassed by how he picks up chicks.
Stutterer The stutterer Yug Ylimaf Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie points out some of the women Brian has brought home, like the girl that stuttered.
Toughjob Big challenge Yug Ylimaf Stewie Griffin 4 11
Stewie points out that he has had tough challenges, like announcing that Heidi Klum had broke up with Seal.
Rabbitfight Rabbit fight Yug Ylimaf Brian Griffin 5 11
Brian claims that the situation is more intense than when he fought a rabbit in a karate tournament.
ABCDEFG Faking it Yug Ylimaf Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie tells of the time he forgot what came after "G" and had to fake "The Alphabet Song".
FG1003 SC014f Bobby Briggs Joe's Revenge Joe Swanson 1 11
Joe recounts how he really became crippled.
Rupertsitter Sitter Joe's Revenge Stewie Griffin 2 11
Stewie leaves Rupert with a sitter.
Dunkindonuts Dunkin' Donuts Joe's Revenge Police Chief 3 11
The chief of police assigns Joe to catch the guy rubbing his butt on Dunkin' Donuts.
Shareroom Joe's spare room Joe's Revenge Glenn Quagmire 4 11
Quagmire thinks Joe is weird for having a room dedicated to Bobby Briggs while making Kevin and Susie Swanson share a room.
Predbirds Predatory birds Joe's Revenge Quagmire & Peter 5 11
Quagmire wonders about what life has become and Peter points out the founding father didn't have it so easy either.
Realcrooks Real crooks Joe's Revenge Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter wonders why the Atlantic City cops are not out arresting real crooks like those on TV and in movies.
Southamerica Making a break Joe's Revenge Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter worries that Bobby Briggs is making a break, like South America did from Africa.
Gayjacked Gay Jacked Joe's Revenge Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter claims the last plane he took was gay jacked.
Darius Inner-city youth Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter asks Lois to get him a chess set and a backwards hat to help him inspire inner-city youths.
Babyshower Baby shower Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter says that Lois would love a surprise party just like he enjoyed his baby shower.
Baldguys Bald guys Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie thinks he and Sheldon have the same bond that all bald guys have for each other.
Fakestore Fake grocery store Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter distracts Lois with a fake grocery store.
Seriousputty Serious Putty Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Stewie Griffin 5 11
Stewie claims "Serious Putty" is better than "Silly Putty."
Kingstewie King Stewie Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie points out that no one likes to be humiliated in public.
EdwardSissorhands Edward Scissorhands Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Stewie Griffin 7 11
Stewie claims Lois is trying to be something she's not, like Edward Scissorhands.
Hotbutt Weird stuff montage Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Brian Griffin 8 11
Brian tells of weird stuff happening around the house, like Peter getting a "hotbutt' and Meg's sleeping pills being replaced by Alka-Seltzer.
911blog 9/11 blog Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter admits that the novelty of Lois' youth movement has lost its novelty, just like his 9/11 blog.
Dancedrycleaners Dry cleaners/dance club Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Mayor Adam West 10 11
Mayor West confuses his dry cleaners and a dance club with each other.
Liontamer Not what they used to be Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter & Lois 11 11
Peter and Lois both admit they aren't what they used to be.
Conwaybieber Conway Bieber Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 12 11
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Bieber.
Spacelove Meg's fantasy I Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 1 11
Meg fantasizes about Kent Lastname in space.
Dinershift Working at the diner Friends Without Benefits Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter agrees to take Janis' shift at the diner.
Printingpress Obsession Friends Without Benefits Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie compares Meg's obsession with Kent to the guy that invented the printing press.
Megfantasy Meg's fantasy II Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 4 11
Meg fantasizes about Kent Lastname again.
Jobswap Job swap Friends Without Benefits Mayor Adam West 5 11
Mayor West trades places with a bird.
Jewishspeaksay Jewish "See and Say" Friends Without Benefits Brian Griffin 6 11
Brian thinks his cough sounds like a Jewish "See and Say."
Heartcondition Heart condition Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 7 11
Meg disagrees when her friends tell her that her heart is in the right place.
Bitchywomen Girls are terrible Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 8 11
Meg points out that girls are terrible, backstabbing bitches with phoney compliments.
DarkChris Chris' dark side Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 9 11
Meg tells Kent of Chris' dark side.
Felicityhair Felicity cuts her hair Friends Without Benefits Chris Griffin 10 11
Chris remembers the time that Meg helped him get through when Felicity cut her hair.
Turtledoves Two turtledoves Jesus, Mary & Joseph Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter can't afford to give Lois the kind of gift he gave her the previous year.
Mudhut Mud hut Jesus, Mary & Joseph Joseph/Peter Griffin 2 11
Joseph recalls being disappointed after a previous date.
Virginitycoach Virginity coach Jesus, Mary & Joseph The Virgin Mary/Lois Griffin 3 11
Mary holds off Joseph's advances by saying she has a really good virginity coach.
Oracle Greek oracle Jesus, Mary & Joseph Robbie/Brian Griffin 4 11
Robbie looks forward to an oracle from Greece.
Aacx07 052 02a 0342 Visit from an Angel Jesus, Mary & Joseph The Virgin Mary/Lois Griffin 5 11
Mary tells of who she was visited by an Angel.
Donkeyglass Donkey glass Jesus, Mary & Joseph Joseph/Peter Griffin 5a 11
A preacher makes a connection between donkeys and homosexuals.
Benherhim Ben Him & Ben Her Jesus, Mary & Joseph Joseph/Peter Griffin 6 11
Joseph is amazed that they have movies in Bethlehem.
Namegame Cheesy name story Jesus, Mary & Joseph Angel/Bruce 7 11
The Angel decides to take Joseph and Mary's name list to God and let him pick one that he likes.
LemonJesus Real lemon Jesus, Mary & Joseph Dr. Hartman 8 11
The doctor tells of another immaculate conception where the kid turned out to be a real lemon because his mom drank during pregnancy.
Nathaniel Hawthorne Nathaniel Hawthorne Space Cadet Chris Griffin 1 11
When criticized for his essay, Chris complains that he isn't Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Catdr Good education Space Cadet Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin 2 11
Lois worries that treating Chris like a stray cat around the school may not be a good idea but Peter notes that some of them do get good jobs.
Hookedfeeling "Hooked on a Feeling" Space Cadet Lois Griffin 3 11
Lois worries what Chris will do after they are gone.
Fortunecookie Fortune cookies Space Cadet Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter notes that it is never easy to hear the truth.
Europetrip Eurotrip Space Cadet Lois Griffin 5 11
Lois reminds Peter that he had already been to Europe and didn't like it.
Funnycamp Fun camp Space Cadet Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter tells Chris that camp is a fun as you make it.
Peterscout Boy Scouts Space Cadet Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter remembers having a tough time in the Boy Scouts.
Italianinsace Over-exaggerating Italian Space Cadet Technician 8 11
A technician points out that they keep a shuttle around in case an Italian needs to over-exaggerate.
Guyfriends Fake friends Space Cadet Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter notes that some friends are fake, like guys whose wives are friends.
Dontbelong Fraud Space Cadet Chris Griffin 10 11
Chris notes that people can always sense a fraud.
Bethcougar Cougar chick Space Cadet Stewie Griffin 11 11
Stewie notes that everyone makes mistakes, like the cougar chick Peter brought home.
Funnywaiter Funny waiter Space Cadet Stewie Griffin 12 11
Stewie says he won't miss the waiter that thinks he's funny.
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba Space Cadet Stewie Griffin 13 11
Stewie regrets that he "didn't get to wear it better.".
Maritalaid First marital aid Space Cadet Peter Griffin 14 11
Peter recalls the marital aid his great-grandfather invented.
Littleshop Theater kid Brian's Play Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter tells of once being in theater himself.
Otherbrother Other brother Brian's Play Chris Griffin 2 11
Chris hopes he can fit in the seat unlike a previous time.
Jeandemenard Understudies Brian's Play Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie hates last-minute understudies.
Moise Moise, the low-energy Bar Mitzvah clown Brian's Play Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter complains that shows suck in Quahog.
Beaker Beaker Brian's Play Stewie Griffin 5 11
Noting that he can lots of things, Stewie recalls being the human resource director for The Muppets.
Ketchup Ketchup Brian's Play Brian Griffin 6 11
Brian complains that he is having every drop squeezed from him like a bottle of ketchup.
Can'tbutter I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Brian's Play Brian Griffin 7 11
Brian recalls the time he replaced Peter's "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" with real butter.
Harshnewyork Harsh town Brian's Play Brian Griffin 8 11
Brian notes that New York can be a harsh town.
Stuartlittle Stuart Little Brian's Play Stewie Griffin 9 11
Stewie reminds Brian that it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little.
Stanley Kowalski Stanley Kowalski Brian's Play Stewie Griffin 10 11
Stewie asks Brian to drive him to New York so he can attend a party with other playwrights, noting that all of the big names would be there including Stanley Kowalski.
Blacksweeden A black guy in Sweden The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter worries about being as out of place at Harvard as a black guy in Sweden.
KellerHarvard Helen Keller at Harvard The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter is impressed to be eating in the same dining hall as Helen Keller when she went to Harvard.
Divorcedapt Divorced guy apartment The Giggity Wife Glenn Quagmire 3 11
Faced with losing everything in a divorce from Charmisse, Quagmire considers life in a depressing, divorced guy apartment.
PresSnow President Snow The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter says there is good in everyone, except for the President in The Hunger Games.
NarPedophile Narcissistic pedophile The Giggity Wife Glenn Quagmire 5 11
Glenn tells Charmisse there is someone for everyone, even a narcissistic pedophile.
Drmakemistake Everyone makes mistakes The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter points out that everyone makes mistakes including doctors.
A Wonderfullife It's a Wonderful Life The Giggity Wife Glenn Quagmire 7 11
Quagmire is determined to have sex with a man.
Hilty1 Peter's Spanish soap opera The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter tells Quagmire that he can be a passionate man and reminds him of his Spanish soap opera.
Sleepapnia Peter's sleep apnea Valentine's Day in Quahog Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter is afraid of dying during his "weird sleep" thing.
Victorianstripper Victorian stripper Valentine's Day in Quahog Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter uses the memory of a Victorian stripper to spend the day in bed with Lois.
Beetledate Ringo Starr Valentine's Day in Quahog Brian Griffin 3 11
Brian notes that every girl has their own idea of Prince Charming.
El Presidente El Presidente Valentine's Day in Quahog -- 3a 11
The uncensored version of the episode features Valentine's wishes from Mexico's President and First Lady following Consuela's segment.
Kennedyassasination Quick change Valentine's Day in Quahog Stewie Griffin 4 11
Stewie tells Brian that events can change things in a minute, just like the Kennedy assassination.
Teslik Teslik shoes Chris Cross Chris Griffin 1 11
Chris' shoes are popular with Latvian athletes.
Fathats Previous year in high school Chris Cross Chris Griffin 2 11
Chris remembers that the previous year in high school being fat and wearing a baseball cap was popular.
Vacuumdortodoor Door-to-door vacuum salesman Chris Cross Peter Griffin 3 11
Peter recalls his job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.
Shoesmaketheman Shoes make the man Chris Cross Chris Griffin 4 11
Chris vows that shoes make the man.
Divebar Dive bars Chris Cross Chris Griffin 5 11
Chris says he feels one step above people that love dive bars.
Davegriffin Dave Griffin Chris Cross Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie assures Brian that he can make things happen.
BuzzLightyear Buzz Lightyear Chris Cross Stewie Griffin 7 11
Buzz Lightyear misses Stewie's rendition of "You Needed Me".
GeorgiaOKeefe Georgia O'Keeffe Chris Cross Stewie Griffin 8 11
Stewie claims that only the artist knows the meaning of their works.
Boogerbomb Booger bomb Chris Cross Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter says he likes to place boogers in Brontë novels.
Chu Steven Chu Call Girl Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter considers a falcon to be a force to be reckoned with, just like Steven Chu.
AAM American Airlines Magazine Call Girl Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter's story is read in American Airlines Magazine.
ChristineBaran Live! With Kelly & Peter Call Girl Peter Griffin 3 11
Peter is happy not to have to return to work on Live! With Kelly & Peter.
MaryKay Mary Kay Call Girl Lois Griffin 4 11
Lois is happy not to have to take a job with Mary Kay.
Ahah Voiceover work Call Girl Stewie Griffin 5 11
Stewie imagines the kind of voiceover work Lois would get.
Panshop Williams-Sonoma Call Girl Lois Griffin 6 11
Lois realizes that with the kind of money she'd be making performing phone sex, she could shop for pots and pans at Williams-Sonoma.
Stumangroup Stu Man Group Call Girl Stewie Griffin 7 11
Stewie believes he needs to get back into acting after neglecting it since his Stu Man Group days.
Swearword Swear word Call Girl Stewie Griffin 7a 11
Stewie claims he hasn't worked since he said a swear word on the air.
Gynosee Steering Peter wrong Call Girl Glenn Quagmire 8 11
Quagmires asks if he has ever steered Peter wrong, reminding him of the time he sent him to a gynecologist.
ExplosiveD Explosive diarrhea Call Girl Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter's beef bowl doesn't sit well, reminding him of the time he got explosive diarrhea.
Standin Seat filler for fetuses Call Girl Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter says that if he listened to the guys, he never would have gotten a job as a seat filler for fetuses.
Animephase Peter's anime phase Call Girl Lois Griffin 11 11
Lois tells Bonnie of having to hold her tongue, just like she did during Peter's anime phase.
HorsewhispJoe The horse whisperer Turban Cowboy Joe Swanson 1 11
Joe recalls when he was a horse whisperer.
Palmwaver The new guy Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter admits he hasn't done anything new since he was a palm frond waver.
Marathon Winning the marathon Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 3 11
Peter hadn't felt a rush like skydiving since winning a marathon.
Trashhost Trashing the host Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter insists on skydiving like gay guys insist on trashing a party host.
Blackchange Stereotypes Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter lists stereotypes including black guys changing their shirts during stories.
Islamichangout Islamic cafe Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter tells Lois that he'll be spending time in Islamic cafés.
Raquetball Peter's "Everywhere is a racquetball court" phase Turban Cowboy Lois Griffin 7 11
Lois recalls Peter's "Everywhere is a racquetball court" phase.
Goodacting Good actor Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter insists he can be a good actor, just like when Lois left with the kids.
Blendingin Blending in Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter assures Joe that he can blend in like a chameleon in Courtney Love's crotch.
Blendingin2 Blending in Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 9a 11
Peter assures Joe that he can blend in like an Australian in a Jewish bakery.
SameNathan Ending with Nathan Lane Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter admit that being held at gunpoint by Mahmoud was to how he pictured ending being held by Nathan Lane.
Triciamom Mom review 12 and a Half Angry Men Tricia Takanawa 1 11
Tricia has to face her mother's criticism of her report.
Angrybath Channeling anger 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter channels his anger through family baths.
Realhomeec Realistic Home Ec. 12 and a Half Angry Men Meg Griffin 3 11
Meg tells of her realistic Home Economics class.
Joyceanchor Joyce Kinney anchors the news 12 and a Half Angry Men Tom Tucker 4 11
Tom mentions what happens when Joyce Kinney gets to anchor the news.
Strangeexam Strange exam 12 and a Half Angry Men Elmer Hartman 5 11
Dr. Hartman believes there is something off with Mayor Adam West after his previous exam.
UNInterp UN interpreter 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter recalls when he was a UN interpreter.
Trexmast Masturbating tyrannosaurus 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter gets as frustrated as a tyrannosaurus rex trying to masturbate.
Mixedfeelings Mixed feelings 12 and a Half Angry Men Glenn Quagmire 7a 11
Quagmire accuses Brian of having mixed feelings about the mailman.
Indydirectorcut Raiders of the Lost Ark Director's Cut 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter can't wait to finish watching his Raiders of the Lost Ark Director's Cut.
Too cool Too cool 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter was too cool to listen to the trial.
NewPope New Pope Bigfat Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter claims that its weird going to Cleveland's old house to meet the new neighbors, just like when a new Pope moves into the Vatican.
Stewie anorexic Anorexic Stewie Bigfat Stewie Griffin 2 11
Stewie claims that people nagging him about his weight caused him to become anorexic.
Frenchquagmire Loved by the French Bigfat Glenn Quagmire 3 11
Quagmire asserts that he is loved by the French.
Cannudiebars "Let's Go Montreal the Way" Bigfat Glenn Quagmire 4 11
Quagmire convinces the guys to go on a trip to Canada.
Peterlie Great liar Bigfat Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter claims to be a great liar.
DavyCrockett Davy Crockett Bigfat Glenn Quagmire 6 11
Quagmire questions the difficultly of surviving in the wilderness.
Beachguy Beach Guy Bigfat Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter denies being a forest guy and claims to be more of a "take-it-all-in-at-the-beach guy.
MrMom Mr. Mom Bigfat Glenn Quagmire 8 11
Quagmire claims to have seem Mr. Mom four times.
Mexicocurling Curling finals Bigfat Canadian Guy 9 11
Canada plays Mexico in the curling finals.
Wilsondoll Cast Away Bigfat Stewie Griffin 10 11
Stewie compares Peter's Edna Garrett doll to Wilson on Cast Away..
Ifluential Impressionable Peter Bigfat Brian Griffin 11 11
Brian points out that Peter can be easily impressionable.
Bigsheet 1000 mile sheet Bigfat Stewie Griffin 12 11
Stewie claims that retraining Peter can't be harder than the time they tried to fold a 1000 mile sheet.
Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Bigfat Stewie Griffin 13 11
Stewie insists it'll be as easy to forget about Peter as Inspector Gadget forgets about a one-night stand.
Deepvoice Deep voice contest Total Recall Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter gets into a deep voice contest with Joe.
Carlysimon Secret admirer Total Recall Lois Griffin 2 11
Lois points out she has a secret admirer like Carly Simon.
Pdiddy P. Diddy's mouth Total Recall Brian Griffin 3 11
Brian claims they've hired a guy to close P. Diddy's mouth.
Silverbullets Silver bullets Total Recall Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter points out that silver bullets are the worst invention ever.
Gayshakespeare Shakespeare at the park Total Recall Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter points out that Lois owes him a favor for when they went to see Shakespeare at the park.
Secretchick Stewie's secret of his success Total Recall Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie promises to show Brian his secret to picking up chicks.
Softballchatter Lois' softball chatter Total Recall Glenn Quagmire 7 11
Quagmire proves that Lois thinks she knows about sports.
Realtoy Living toys Total Recall Tourguide 8 11
The toy factory tour guide points out that they have an armed guard just in case one of the toys becomes real and tries to get out.
Peternewfriends Peter makes new friends Total Recall Peter Griffin 9 11
It's hard for Peter to make friends.
Wildgiraffes Saving wild giraffes Total Recall Brian Griffin 10 11
For every toy giraffe bought, another wild giraffe is saved.
Rockydennis Rocky Dennis Total Recall Lois Griffin 11 11
Lois hasn't seen Peter like this since he saw the Rocky Dennis movie.
MexicanPicnic Spanish picnic Save the Clam Stewie Griffin 1 11
Stewie claims that the last time he was at the park, he wandered into a Spanish picnic.
Sickkid Promise to a sick kid Save the Clam Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter promises a sick kid in the hospital that he would hit a home run.
LeaveBrian Brian left in the car Save the Clam Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie can't believe they left Brian in the car with the windows rolled up during Horace's funeral.
Goodorder Good order Save the Clam Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter reassures Jerome that accidentally killing Horace was a terrible situation, like when a waiter doesn't say "good order."
Megroll Meg roll Save the Clam Meg Griffin 5 11
Meg believes working at the funeral home will be better than her previous hob.
Puttingpastbehind Putting the past behind Save the Clam Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter tells the guys that it is time to move on, just like the secret service did after JFK's assassination.
Newday New day dawning Save the Clam Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter reacts to the closing of The Drunken Clam.
Sobertogether Sober Save the Clam Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter tells Lois what happened the last time the guys tried to do things sober.
VietAsianvet Asian Vietnam Vet Save the Clam Chris Griffin 9 11
Chris accuses Meg of being as uptight as an Asian that fought in Vietnam.
JoAnneFuller An alternate to drinking Save the Clam Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter tries to come up with an alternate to drinking.
TestChris Testing Chris Save the Clam Peter Griffin 11 11
The last time Peter stayed home with the family he spent the time testing Chris to see if he was autistic.
Turn of centurey Turn-of-the-Century Peter, Joe, Quagmire & Horace Save the Clam Peter Griffin 12 11
Peter recounts his ancestors visiting the Clam.
Mailhead Blackmail Save the Clam Meg Griffin 13 11
Meg threatens to tell Jennifer Connolly who has been mailing her the dog heads.
SCrazyserialkiller Crazy Save the Clam Stewie Griffin 14 11
Stewie claims Peter is as crazy as a serial killer.
Turnermirror Forgiving Joe Save the Clam Peter Griffin 15 11
Peter tells Quagmire that they will one day forgive Joe, like when Kathleen Turner's mirror forgave her.
Mannings Sticking together Save the Clam Meg Griffin 16 11
Meg tells Chris that siblings stick together, like the Mannings.
Outsorcing Outsourcing Farmer Guy Chris Griffin 1 11
Chris complains that the bullies at school have been so busy, they've outsourced to India.
Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Farmer Guy Brian Griffin 2 11
Brian points out that things aren't as innocent as they seem.
ScaredChris Being scared Farmer Guy Meg & Chris 3 11
When Meg can't recall being so scared, Chris does remember a time.
Wonderless Peter's sense of wonder Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter's sense of wonder is taken.
BigDecision Big decisions Farmer Guy Lois Griffin 5 11
Lois complains that Peter makes big decisions without consulting her.
Trojanhorse Trojan horse Farmer Guy Lois Griffin 6 11
Peter assures the family that moving to the farm will be a great adventure, like when they invaded Troy.
Miner69er Striking gold Farmer Guy Stewie Griffin 7 11
On the farm, Stewie feels like the miners that first struck gold in California.
Silentlarry Larry Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter has a friend named Larry that he spends lots of time with, but never speaks to.
Spefiic store Specific store Farmer Guy Lois Griffin 9 11
Lois complains that Peter spends half of his time at the General store, and the other half at the Specific store.
Failedbusiness Another failed business Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter is worried that he has another failed business on his conscience.
Graduationspeech Graduation speech Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 11 11
Peter claims to be good at giving graduation speeches.
Risktker Risk takers Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 12 11
Peter reminds Lois that they've always been risk takers.
KidRockconcert Kid Rock concert Farmer Guy Stewie Griffin 13 11
Stewie worries that his cough medicine purchase could have gone really wrong, like that Kid Rock concert.
Peters ass Peter's ass Farmer Guy Lois Griffin 14 11
Lois tells Peter that he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Realfun Real fun Roads to Vegas Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter declares the Gay Pride Celebration to be real fun, not like "entertain-your-wife's-parents-while-your-wife-is-at-work" fun.
Extradaysummer One more day of Summer Roads to Vegas Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter claims the only thing he ever won was one more day of summer.
Mortscousin Mort's cousin Roads to Vegas Brian Griffin 3 11
Mort's cousin is the opening act for Celine Dion.
Importedsmoke Sucking up the smoke Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 4 11
Stewie tells Brian that the Bellagio sucks up the smoke and sends it to the bad hotels.
HostingOscars Hosting the Oscars Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 5 11
Stewie hosts the Oscars.
Slutconvention Slut convention Roads to Vegas Desk clerk 6 11
The desk clerk tells Brian and Stewie they have no more rooms due to a slut convention.
WorsewithPeter Doing worse Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 7 11
Stewie tells Brian that he would have done worse with Peter.
Chihuhua Cosmetic surgery Roads to Vegas Brian Griffin 8 11
Brian wants to have cosmetic surgery with his winnings.
Betanything Gamble anything Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 9 11
Stewie tells Brian that you can gamble anything in Las Vegas.
Loanshark Loan shark Roads to Vegas Brian Griffin 10 11
Brian worries that the loan shark looked serious.
Hitcat Personal business Roads to Vegas Brian Griffin 11 11
Brian takes care of some personal business with his winnings.
Daddyknows Knowing what to do Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 12 11
Stewie wishes for his daddy as he always knows what to do.
Milkingit Milking it Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 13 11
Stewie worries about Lois milking their passing.
Armenianneighbors Armenian neighbors No Country Club for Old Men Stewie Griffin 1 11
Stewie plots revenge on the Armenian neighbors.
Painting Attic painting No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter hopes that his success would make his ancestor proud.
Smalltalk Small talk No Country Club for Old Men Chris Griffin 3 11
Chris has a hard time with small talk.
Edwin Gay guy's dream No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter compares the Barrington Country Club to a gay guy's dream.
Digem2 Dig 'Em No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter points out to Lois that not all kids make it, using Dig 'Em as an example.
Prankcalls Prank calls No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter tells of making prank phone calls.
Bucklehat Buckle hat No Country Club for Old Men Carter Pewterschmidt 7 11
Carter claims the Barrington family invented the buckle on the hat.
Catnip Eating catnip No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter goes from eating catnip to becoming a member of the Barrington Country Club.
Weirdrlig Believing weird stuff No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter claims religions believe in weird stuff.
Clementines Walking around the locker room No Country Club for Old Men Carter Pewterschmidt 10 11
Carter claims the best part of the Barrington Country Club was walking around the locker room and offering sections from a clementine.
Backwrdknee Being bold No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 11 11
Peter tells Carter that they have to be bold, like backwards-knee birds.
UofAZ The University of Arizona No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 12 11
Peter claims that the Barrington Room at the Barrington Country Club is harder to get into than the University of Arizona.

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