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Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
JJJ Collecting a favor The Simpsons Guy Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter gets his comic strip published after doing an editor a favor.
Offensivetowomen Offensive to women The Simpsons Guy Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter has offended women before.
PLANE PRESSA hires2 Air Force The Simpsons Guy Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter introduces Homer to the cutaway by declaring them to be a greater team than the Air Force.
Gasnensexen German gay porn The Simpsons Guy None 4 13
Peter and Homer's antics land them in German gay porn.
MrPeanut Mr. Peanut The Book of Joe Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter demonstrates his skill at discovering talent.
Newly single Short but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman The Book of Joe Brian 2 13
Al Harrington tries to get a date.
JoeMime Mime The Book of Joe Joe Swanson 3 13
The police department does not support artistic endeavors.
Kingwriter Stephen King's ghostwriter The Book of Joe Blake Walker 4 13
Blake reveals a publishing secret.
Banknote Book signing The Book of Joe Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter makes a mistake when he signs a book.
RogerEbertsghost Roger Ebert's ghost The Book of Joe Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter pretends to be someone he's not.
Scottyfauxpas Giving it all she's got The Book of Joe Brian 7 13
Brian empathizes with Scotty on Star Trek.
Pointer Pointer The Book of Joe Stewie Griffin 8 13
Stewie recalls Brian's pointer phase.
Cee-lo Green Cee-lo Green The Book of Joe Peter Griffin 9 13
Cee-lo Green tries to buy pants.
PaulRevere Paul Revere Baking Bad Brian 1 13
For organizing a blood drive for victims of a hurricane, Brian consider's Lois a local hero, like Paul Revere.
Sandman The Sandman Baking Bad Stewie Griffin 2 13
Even the Sandman can't help Stewie sleep.
Europeandiaper European diaper Baking Bad Stewie Griffin 3 13
Stewie tries a European diaper.
ConnieB Connie Britton Baking Bad Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter considers Lois' cookies more delicious than Connie Britton's hair.
NorthDakota1 North Dakota Baking Bad Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter has a job promoting North Dakota.
SeashellsMoses Moses Baking Bad Peter Griffin 6 13
Moses has to deal with a guy that collects seashells.
Breyers Breyers Ice Cream Baking Bad Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter encourages Lois to think outside the box.
Buttholes Telemarketing for buttholes Baking Bad Peter Griffin 8 13
Peter worries that he'll have to go back to telemarketing for buttholes.
RichardBranson Richard Branson Baking Bad Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter assures Lois that they will soon have more money than Richard Branson.
Peterseafoodrest Nautical-themed restaurant Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter wants Brian's rope in case he opens a nautical-themed restaurant.
Peterhottub Hot tub Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter claims Brian's rope is the stupidest thing since turning off the bubbles in a hot tub.
Sullivanfamily Lunch with the Sullivan Family Brian the Closer Chris Griffin 3 13
Chris tells about his crazy day.
Boobjob2 Cosmetic surgery Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter tells about Lois' boob job.
IceT Ice-T Brian the Closer Brian 5 13
Brian tells about being friends with Ice-T.
Borning meeting Boring meeting Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter congratulates Quagmire on his smart move, like the time he got out of a boring meeting.
Funny People Funny People Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter advises Quagmire to not judge a book or movie by its cover.
MittensCloser Nice cat Brian the Closer Brian 8 13
Brian vows to be harder to find than a nice cat.
Stamina Performance & stamina Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter knows what the pills sold at the Quahog Mini-Mart are for.
Cappscan Capp smear Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter recalls a time when Lois got angry after getting a "Capp smear."
Tiegift Father's Day Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter knows just what to do with the tie he received.
Y2Gay Y2Gay Turkey Guys Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie fears trying to teach Chris about being a man will be a bigger disaster than Y2Gay.
Happydance Happy Dance Turkey Guys Stewie Griffin 5 13
Stewie reassures Chris that things don't always go right the first time, like Snoopy's original "Happy Dance.".
KaYa Health nut Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter tries to remind Brian that they are a pair, like almond butter and sugar-free preserves.
Notfountainyouth Not the Fountain of Youth Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter reminds Brian that he found the Fountain of Youth.
Innercutaway2 Reflection The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Meg Griffin 1 13
A watcher laughs at Meg's mall job, then two more watchers observe his reaction and see their own in it.
Jeff Garlin Jeff Garlin The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 2 13
imagines Jeff Garlin would have the same massage chair.
Forgivekiler Grudges The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter tells Jesus that he doesn't hold grudges, even against the man who killed his son.
Kenpamscott God's plan The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 4 13
Jesus explains that things get a little uncomfortable back home.
Woodstockplan Planning Woodstock The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter insists he is a great party planner, pointing out that he helped plan Woodstock.
Maya2 30 year-old woman The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 6 13
Jesus tries to tone down the guy's birthday bash plans for him.
Taz Tasmanian Devil The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter promises to be as gentile with Jesus as the Tasmanian Devil is with his children.
EroticAdvent Erotic Advent Calendar The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 8 13
Jesus notes that Peter has been busy marketing his erotic Advent calendar.
JesusHitler Jesus Hitler Christ The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 9 13
Jesus explains the best advice her ever received.
CarrieJesus Carrie Underwood The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 10 13
Jesus tells about a date with Carrie Underwood.
Pizzafirm Absolutely sure The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 11 13
Peter is confident about allowing Lois sleep with Jesus.
Gaga2 Lady Gaga The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 12 13
Peter tells about creating Lady Gaga.
Sponsoreddream Sponsored fantasy The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 13 13
Peter has a sponsored fantasy in his new recliner.
Peterhomeroom Failing homeroom Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter admits he wasn't good in school, noting he even failed homeroom.
PeterNasa13 Apollo 13 Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter assures Lois that he can be counted on, just like when he was in charge of the Apollo 13 emergency.
MrsRoberts Bus driver Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Chris Griffin 3 13
Chris worries that he could become a bus driver that parents don't completely trust.
2headedgirl Sticking together Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie tells Chris that brother stick together, like the two-headed girl on TLC.
TonyS Tony Sirico Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 5 13
Stewie angers Tony Sirico with an Italian joke.
Jonahhillpants Jonah Hill Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 6 13
Stewie notes that he has had bigger challenges that teaching Chris, like trying to dress Jonah Hill for the Oscars.
Tony2 Tony Sirico II Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 7 13
Stewie gets a second warning from Tony.
Bloddyball Bloody handkerchief ball Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 8 13
Stewie notes that he searched the bloody handkerchief ball on the RMS Titanic.
Brianshower Sex in the shower Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Brian Griffin 9 13
Brian laments that he has never successfully made love to a woman in the shower.
MegorTV Easy choice Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter reminds Meg that he has had to choose between her and the TV before.
Mightyducks The Mighty Ducks Our Idiot Brian Brian Griffin 2 13
Brian imagines Meg as coach of The Mighty Ducks.
Starathelte Star athletes Our Idiot Brian Meg Griffin 2a 13
Meg complains about the special treatment the star athletes get, even during school shootings.
Bodyshop Body shop Our Idiot Brian Neil Goldman 3 13
Neil has an appointment at the body shop.
Alsobuy Something for everyone Our Idiot Brian Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie points out that there is something for everyone on Amazon.
60sbobby 1960s London Bobby Our Idiot Brian Brian Griffin 5 13
Brian tells Meg that he is always there to help, like a 1960s London policeman.
Lincolncab Lincoln's cabinet Our Idiot Brian Brian Griffin 6 13
Brian was worried that he would stick out while posing as Meg like the once guy in Abraham Lincoln's cabinet without a beard.
Roaring20s Party Like It's the Roaring Twenties Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter decides to introduce Brian to being dumb
Dumbemail Mildly funny e-mail Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 8 13
Peter points out the upside of being dumb, like forwarding mildly funny e-mails that people have seen before.
Centipedemill Centipede among millipedes Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter believes Brian is fitting in better at being dumb than a centipede among millipedes.
Suicidehotline Suicide hotline Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 10 13
Peter points out that he is good in a crisis, like when he worked the suicide hotline.
Avengers The Avengers Our Idiot Brian Stewie Griffin 11 13
Stewie regards Brian as useless as Black Widow is to The Avengers.
Asiansalon Doomed to fail Our Idiot Brian Stewie Griffin 12 13
Stewie resigns himself that his attempt to help Brian was doomed to fail, like an Asian guy going to a salon.
Spacedog Space dog Our Idiot Brian Stewie Griffin 13 13
Stewie laments that he has lost Brian forever, like the dog the Russians shot into space.
Wizheart Tin Man's heart This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 1 13
After moving up in preschool, Stewie feels just like the Tin Man after the Wizard gave him his heart.
Congress Stranger things This Little Piggy Meg Griffin 2 13
Meg starts to accept being a model, nothing stranger things have happened.
JohnEdwards John Edwards This Little Piggy Meg Griffin 3 13
Meg accuses her parents of being worse than John Edwards.
MontyHall Making a deal This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie brags that he is good at making a deal.
Frazerdog Eddie Crane This Little Piggy Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter believes that Meg missed her chance at being a celebrity as the dog on Frasier.
Baptistchior Road trip This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 6 13
Stewie and Brian take a road trip with The Quahog Baptist Choir.
JasonBiggs Encouragement This Little Piggy Evan 7 13
Evan notes that everyone needs encourgement, like Jason Biggs got from his grandfather.
Clausturtle Claustrophobic turtle This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 8 13
Stewie vows not to live his life like a claustrophobic turtle.
Megboy One little snip This Little Piggy Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter has a flashback to Meg's birth.
Boppo Never back down This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 10 13
Stewie vows to never back down, like Boppo the Inflatable Punching Clown.
DrFinklestein Dr. Finklestein This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 11 13
Stewie considers Brian a monster, just like Dr. Finklestein.
Popularteacher Popular teacher This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 12 13
Stewie notes that he learned a lot from his roadtrip, like that he new preschool teacher was popular for being topless at the Rhode Island Folk Festival.
Roadtrip2 Meg's field trip Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter reminds Meg of taking her on a field trip.
Quitjob Stewie quits his job Quagmire's Mom Stewie Griffin 2 13
Stewie quits his job after believing that Peter wrote him a check for a million dollars.
DirtyHarry Dirty Harry Quagmire's Mom Stewie Griffin 3 13
Stewie notes that Peter will get a bigger surprise than Dirty Harry.
Karaokephase Peter's karaoke phase Quagmire's Mom Lois Griffin 4 13
Lois has a flashback to Peter's karaoke phase.
Wildthings Where the Wild Things Were Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter looks back on having an adventure.
TheGeneral The General Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter reminds Quagmire of his car insurance commercials.
Santamail Letters for Santa Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 7 13
Santa's letters are intercepted by Peter.
Robbie Growing up montage Quagmire's Mom Glenn Quagmire 8 13
Quagmire has a series of flashbacks about growing up with a sexually promiscuous mom.
Birthdaysurprise Surprise Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter hadn't been that surprised since his bithday.
Brangelina Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Quagmire's Mom Glenn Quagmire 10 13
Quagmire accuses his mom of being a worse parent than Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie.
Trikeplate Vanity plate Encyclopedia Griffin Stewie Griffin 1 13
Stewie notes that his tricycle had a vanity plate that would likely not apply to the thief.
Huey Lewis Huey Lewis and the Jews Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter believes he and the guys make a great team, like Huey Lewis and the Jews.
JetLi Jet Li Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter considers searching Chris' room for stolen items a bigger waste of time than writing tough guy dialog for Jet Li.
DonkeyKong Donkey Kong Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter thinks Chris girlfriend doll is weirder than the secret level of Donkey Kong.
Hotwings Hot wings Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter points out that on their last time together that Lois watched him eat hot wings.
Asiansubway Old Asian subway riders Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter teaches old Asians how to ride the subway.
Dearpenthouse Dear Penthouse Encyclopedia Griffin Chris Griffin 7 13
Chris has a story for Penthouse.
JoeVacationsong Creative voice mail messages Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 8 13
Peter considers Lois more annoying than creative voice mail messages.
Appleoranges Apples and Oranges Encyclopedia Griffin Lois Griffin 9 13
Lois notes that she and Peter are like apples and oranges.
Hamsterdance Hamster Dance Encyclopedia Griffin Lois Griffin 10 13
Lois figures that Chris will get over Heather, like he got over his "Hamster Dance" Tourette's Syndrome.
JackJill Jack and Jill Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 1 13
Stewie declares that he and Brian are inseperable, like Jack and Jill.
Shushpeter Shush, Peter Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 1a 13
Stewie hopes that he and Brian can hang out and watch Lois try to shush Peter while they watch Nashville.
JosABank Jos. A. Bank Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 2 13
Stewie's idea to have a baby with Brian is his best idea since he robbed Jos. A. Bank.
RonLivingstonParents Ron Livingston's parents Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 3 13
Stewie looks forward to being a proud parent, like Ron Livingston's parents.
BusterKeaton Buster Keaton Stewie Is Enceinte Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter belives that he and the guys will surprise people with their viral video, just like Buster Keaton did in his first talking picture.
MichelleObama Obamacare Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 4a 13
Stewie wants to know if he should send his prenatal care bill to President Barack Obama. He later complains to Michelle Obama about their rooming location when invited for an Obamacare speech.
Mary Beth Baby shower Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin, Brian 5 13
Brian is surprised that Stewie had a baby shower.
Wranglerjeans Perceptive Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter thinks he is pretty perceptive, being able to pick out the guys that beat their wives in a Wrangler Jeans commercial.
DocMartins Doc Martens Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter belives Cleveland is all about helping out others, like Doc Martens.
Uhoh2 Oh, oh Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter can't understand how he is a problem when all he does is sit in the bathroom and play on his phone.
Peterwords Doing stuff together Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter has Lois keep track of all the words he knows.
Deepsquid Something inks Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter feels lower than a squid at the bottom of the ocean.
Segwaycop Cop on a Segway Dr. C & The Women Meg Griffin 6 13
Meg thinks her run-in with Marla was crazier than a cop on a Segway.
McRib McRib #JOLO Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter admits that he and the family are easily won over by a good ad campaign.
Joefashion Fashion diplomacy #JOLO Joe Swanson 2 13
Joe tells of being burned by fashion previously.
Maracas Band practice #JOLO Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter worries about missing band practice.
HumptyDumpty Humpty Dumpty #JOLO Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter figures Joe will pull himself back together, just like Humpty Dumpty did.
PennyFarthing Penny-farthing bicycle #JOLO Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter is as happy as the guy who invented the penny-farthing bicycle.
Loisjeans Lois' jeans #JOLO Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter believes in supporting Joe, like Joe did for him the time he wore Lois' jeans.
Peterfuneral2 Peter's funeral #JOLO Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter imagines his own funeral.
Cruiseshipconga Cruise ship conga line Once Bitten Brian Griffin 1 13
Brian tries to dismiss being sick, claiming to have more energy than a cruise ship conga line.
Warsawglobetrotters Warsaw Globetrotters Once Bitten Chris Griffin 2 13
suggests that he and Neil Goldman work better together than the Warsaw Globtrotters.
Peteinthebox Pete in the Box Once Bitten Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter figures it should be easy to take Brian by surprise since he once was a "Pete in the Box".
Morgan Fairchild Fart hole Once Bitten Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter explains that even Morgan Fairchild has a fart hole.
Lesbiancrotch Lesbian crotch Once Bitten Brian Griffin 5 13
Brian feels more powerful than a lesbian crotch.
Brianbath Brian's bath Once Bitten Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter takes Brian's bath for him.
StewieCollege Stewie goes to college Once Bitten Stewie Griffin 7 13
Stewie thinks that sending Brian to school is great since he had a blast in college.
Lawerproposal Betrayed Once Bitten Chris Griffin 8 13
Chris feels as betrayed as the time he thought a lawyer was going to propose to him.
Developdisabledwhale Developmentally disabled whale Once Bitten Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter and Brian were as close as a whale and his developmentally disabled brother.
AdrienPeterson Adrian Peterson Roasted Guy Glenn Quagmire 1 13
Quagmire notes that Peter is more excited than Adrian Peterson in an arboretum.
PreemieVolcano Premature volcano Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter feels as humiliated as a premature volcano.
Pandapillows Blending in Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter blends in with his new friends like a panda in a bed full of pillows.
Mammogram Mammograms Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter and his new female friends all get mammograms.
Midwesterngirl Midwestern teenager Roasted Guy Brian 5 13
Brian tells Peter that his friends are talking trash like girls picking on the new Midwestern teenager in school.
PeterRoastedGuy Stealing Peter's lunch Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter vows to discover if his new friends are talking trash behind his back, like when he found out who was taking his lunch at work.
PhilRobert Nasty wolf pack Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter compares his female friends to a nasty wolf pack.
WatchBG Battlestar Galactica Roasted Guy Lois Griffin 8 13
Lois considers their revenge a fun activity, like watching Battlestar Galactica together.
Bigdumpster Big dumpster Fighting Irish Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter thnks that Quagfest is the biggest thing since the big dumpster on the front lawn.
Operabeer Sneaking beer into the opera Fighting Irish Joe Swanson 2 13
LoneRangerTonto Lone Ranger & Tonto Fighting Irish Stewie Griffin 3 13
Stewie considers Lois and himself a team, like the Lone Ranger & Tonto.
Woodchuck Woodchuck doctor Fighting Irish Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie intends to be as irresistible to Landon's mom as wood to a woodchuck.
Deadman1 First dead man Fighting Irish Liam Neeson 5 13
Liam launches an unfunny cutaway when he threatens Peter.
Babsrapvideo Bab's rap video Take My Wife Carter Pewterschmidt 1 13
Carter explains that Babs is occupied being the stuffy old lady who comes around in a rap video.
Owlletter Owl mail Take My Wife Lois Griffin 2 13
Lois notes that Peter hasn't been so excited since he got a letter from an owl.
Stockplanefootage Stock footage Take My Wife Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter interrupts the costly previous cutaway to use stock footage of a vintage plane crash.
UofPhe University of Phoenix Take My Wife Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie objects to Carter taking away his laptop, wondering how he'll get his law degree from the University of Phoenix.
Museumhome Museum behavior Take My Wife Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter realizes the trip to the Bahamas was a bad idea, like the time he introduced museum behavior into the home.
Boublewrap Bublé Wrap Take My Wife Stewie Griffin 6 13
Stewie hasn't been as excited to dress up for dinner since he got to play with "Bublé Wrap."

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