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Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
Peter swears	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter gives an example of when it's ok to swear, such as in court.

Aunt Marguerite	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Lois Griffin	2	2
Lois recalls meeting Peter for the first time thanks to her Aunt Marguerite.

Christmas with the in-laws	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Peter Griffin	3	2
Peter recalls Christmas with Lois' parents.

Lois deserves Diamonds	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter insists that Lois deserves the good stuff like diamonds.

Brian works a miracle	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Brian Griffin	5	2
Brian Griffin pulled off a miracle helping Marisa Tomei win her Academy Award.

Gift Giving	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Mr. Brandywine	6	2
Mr. Brandywine compares Peter to the great philanthropist Ted Turner.

One horse town	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Meg Griffin	7	2
Meg calls Quahog a "One horse town".

Stewie's new friends	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Lois Griffin	8	2
Lois doesn't care for Stewie's new friends.

Peter drops "Mean" Joe Greene's jersey	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater	Peter Griffin	9	2
Desperate for money, Peter wished he hadn't dropped "Mean" Joe Greene's jersey.

Pewterschmidt-Griffin Wedding	Holy Crap	Lois Griffin	1	2
Lois tells the children that their grandfather was never comfortable with her being a Protestant.

Absent Dad	Holy Crap	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter recounts how his dad was never there for him. He comes in third place in the father-son relay race with an stalk of corn.

Thelma in Las Vegas	Holy Crap	Francis Griffin	3	2
Francis tells Peter his mother is in Las Vegas.

Abraham and Issac	Holy Crap	Brian Griffin	4	2
Brain brings up the bible story of Abraham and Issac but the cutaway has Abraham Lincoln shooting Isaac Washington.

Father-Son business	Holy Crap	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter dreams of being in business with his father, Sanford and Son style.

Where is Jesus?	Holy Crap	Peter Griffin	6	2
When Peter wonders where his father is after another Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory employee talks about Jesus, Jesus is shown on the golf course making up a muffed shot.

Peter goes to Hell	Holy Crap	Peter Griffin	7	2
Peter beleives he is going to Hell for being a bad son where he finds Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth and Superman engaged in a card game.

Reckless Peter	Holy Crap	Peter Griffin	8	2
After Lois tells Peter that kidnapping the Pope is the most reckless thing he's ever done, Peter recounts a more reckless incident of opening the door on an airplane.

Party at someone else's house	Da Boom	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter claims there is nothing better than a party at someone else's house.

Chicken fight 1	Da Boom	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter recalls the first time he took a coupon from a chicken.

Peter takes forever to get ready	Da Boom	Lois Griffin	3	2
Lois complains that Peter takes forever to get ready to go out. Peter shows up wearing the same dress as Lois and needs to change.

Wasted food	Da Boom	Lois Griffin	4	2
Lois recalls all of the food the family has wasted.

Twinkie the Kid	Da Boom	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter recalls a documentary he had seen on Twinkie the Kid.

Jobs montage	Da Boom	Peter Griffin	6	2
When the residents of New Quahog are forced to draw lots for jobs, the results are less than ideal.

New Quahog's new theater	Da Boom	Brian Griffin	7	2
Brian thinks of one of the successes of New Quahog; The town's new theater.

Forefathers settle their differences	Da Boom	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter asks that without guns, how would the forefather's have settle their differences? A slapfight ensues.

Thrown out	Da Boom	Peter Griffin	9	2
Peter says getting thrown out of New Quahog wasn't the first time he was thrown out of something, he was also thrown out of being a counselor in a bulimia clinic.

Intervention	Brian in Love	Peter Griffin	1	2
After wondering if Stewie needs an intervention to quit peeing on the floor, Peter recalls his own intervention.

The Lindbergh baby	Brian in Love	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter wonders if Stewie is too young for potty training and recalls the disappearance of the Lindbergh baby.

Peter's first time using the potty by himself	Brian in Love	Peter Griffin	3	2
Peter recalls the first time he used the potty by himself.

Logan's Run	Brian in Love	Brian Griffin	4	2
Brain asks Dr. Bruce Kaplan if he'd ever seen Logan's Run when Brian starts to feel old.

Crazy people leading normal lives	Brian in Love	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter tells Brian that many crazy people go on to leave normal lives, follow by a picture of Dan Rather as an example.

Brain pursues his dreams montage	Brian in Love	Brian Griffin	6	2
Brain tells Dr. Bruce Kaplan that he's going to follow his dreams, followed by him working at an archeological dig, skydiving and running over Dean Koontz.

What might have been	Brian in Love	Peter Griffin	7	2
Forcd to choose between soup or salad, Peter recalls the soup that got away.

Bored at the drive-in	Brian in Love	Peter Griffin	8	2
When Meg tells about her day, Peter recalls being even more bored than when he went to the drive-in theater.

Angus Griffin	Brian in Love	Peter Griffin	9	2
Peter recalls his ancestor Angus Griffin that invented golf.

Quagmire never gives up	Love Thy Trophy	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter mentions that Quagmire never gives up on something he wants.

Stewie teaches piano	Love Thy Trophy	Stewie Griffin	2	2
While thinking about getting a job, Stewie wonders about teaching piano, although that may be preferable to playing the bassoon.

Free cable	Love Thy Trophy	Peter Griffin	3	2
Peter mentions how Quagmire managed to get the neighborhood free cable television.

Peter deals with the authorities	Love Thy Trophy	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter mentions he was never good with dealing with the authorities, failing to get out of a ticket by showing off his breast.

Dealing with a giant squid	Death Is a Bitch	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter recommends ignoring a lump on his breast by ignoring it like they do the giant squid.

Peter can't die	Death Is a Bitch	Lois Griffin	2	2
Lois points out that Peter can't die because he's the most important member of the family. Meanwhile, Peter haggles for a casket.

Peter's first bike	Death Is a Bitch	Peter Griffin	3	2
Peter recalls playing with his first bike.

Stewie grows into a man	Death Is a Bitch	Stewie Griffin	4	2
Stewie imagines growing into a man.

Death's awkward teen years	Death Is a Bitch	Death	5	2
Death recalls being on a date in his teen years.

People need to die	Death Is a Bitch	Brian Griffin	6	2
Brain points out that people need to die. The film Titanic illustrates what happens if the characters couldn't die.

If Adolf Hitler was still alive	Death Is a Bitch	Death	7	2
Death points out what could happen if Hitler hadn't died.

Dawson's Creek	Death Is a Bitch	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter imagines the show Dawson's Creek just before he is to kill the cast.

Albert Einstein at the patent office	The King Is Dead	Lois Griffin	1	2
Lois points out that a lot of creative people started out with menial jobs.

God invents Shrinky-Dinks	The King Is Dead	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter decides man was meant to create which is why God created Shrinky-Dinks. However, God is attacked by Albert Einstein for his invention.

Peter's creativity montage	The King Is Dead	Peter Griffin	3	2
When Peter decides to try out his creativity, he experiments in painting, sculpting and music but is focused on the penis.

There's Something About Stewie	The King Is Dead	Stewie Griffin	4	2
Stewie decides to forgo the theater and go straight to film.

Producer Peter	The King Is Dead	Lois Griffin	5	2
Lois makes Peter the producer of The King and I, picturing him falling off of his hillside mansion into a Mexican hacienda.

Great actors start in news	The King Is Dead	Peter Griffin	6	2
Peter dismisses Lois' argument that Diane Simmons is a newscaster, not an actor. Peter mentions some great actors such as Sean Penn started in news.

Lint	The King Is Dead	Diane Simmons	7	2
Diane talks about her acting experience in a college independent film.

Infinite monkey theorem	The King Is Dead	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter defends his changes to The King and I by insisting that enough monkeys could write Shakespeare. A writing team of monkeys tackle Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.

Free Tibet	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter knows lots of people that give things away.

Peter tapes over wedding video	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter tapes over his and Lois' wedding video with soft-core porn.

Lois sends wedding video to her Aunt Lil	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Lois Griffin	3	2
Lois sends the wedding video Peter taped soft-core porn on to her Aunt Lil.

Flashback	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter recalls almost getting a boat, which had just happened.

Huck Griffin	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter mentions that boating is in his blood, just like his ancestor Huck Griffin.

Planet of the Apes	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Brian Griffin	6	2
Brain points out that Peter has no luck telling jokes.

Workplace training video	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Mr. Weed	7	2
Mr. Weed points out that a video on sensitivity in the workplace has been a part of the company training.

Unenlightened Peter montage	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Brian Griffin	8	2
Brian points out that Peter is unenlightened when it comes to women, first by draping a man's wife across a mud puddle and by peeping in a ladies' locker room.

Pregnant Lois	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	Peter Griffin	9	2
Peter recalls how tough he had it when Lois was pregnant.

Craig T. Nelson	If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter tried previously to save a television show by writing a letter that didn't work.

The Diary of Anne Frank	If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter's appetite has gotten him in trouble before.

Hollywood Squares	If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'	Mr. Harris	3	2
Mr. Harris mentions the time they got Jeremy the Terminally ill Boy on Hollywood Squares.

Black to the Future	If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'	Peter Griffin	4	2
When accused of exploting people to ger Gumbel 2 Gumbel Beach Justice back on the air, Peter mentions his cousin who made exploitation films.

Background checks	Running Mates	Lois Griffin	1	2
Becasue her opponet Betsy LaBeau opposes background checks for teachers, Lois wonders about what kind of teacher could get hired.

Developers	Running Mates	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter recalls when he first started to notice girl develop.

Clown dissection	Running Mates	Peter Griffin	3	2
Peter mentions that his old teacher Randall Fargus made teaching fun.

Mr. Fargus teaches Peter to dance	Running Mates	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter recalls Mr. Fargus teaching him how to dance.

Peeping Mr. Rogers	Running Mates	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter tells Chris that all men peep at naked girls, even Mr. Rogers.

Peter looses at checkers	Running Mates	Brian Griffin	6	2
Brian accuses Peter of being unable to handle loosing and recalls a checkers game in which Peter went to lengths to hide the evidence of his loss.

The Six Dollar Man	Running Mates	Peter Griffin	7	2
When Peter says he'll run like the Six Million Dollar Man, he finds out that in his case there is a budget.

Juárez Griffin	Running Mates	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter recalls his diminutive great grandfather who was an excellent fighter.

Stephen King	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Peter Griffin	1	2
Stewie imagines a clown doll as something from Stephen King.

Kathy Griffin	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter recalls his famous cousin Kathy Griffin.

Peter offers to sell his soul	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Peter Griffin	3	2
Peter offers to sell his soul to be famous, but Satan finds out that Peter has been on his frequent offer list and despairs for a lawyer.

Andy Warhol's Lassie	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Brian Griffin	4	2
Brian mentions hanging out with Andy Warhol in the '70s.

Brian takes Peter to the theater	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Brian Griffin	5	2
Brian recalls the time he took Peter to the theater.

Robert Mapplethorpe	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Museum Curator	6	2
A museum curator compares Chris' work to those of a young Robert Mapplethorpe.

Walt Disney & Minnie Mouse	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Peter Griffin	7	2
Peter uses Walt Disney as an example to Chris of people doing undesirable things to be a success.

Murphy Brown	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Lois Griffin	8	2
Lois points out that she loves Murphy Brown for it's topical humor.

Bobby Williams	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	Peter Griffin	9	2
Peter tries to destroy Chris with an explosive implant he placed when Chris was a baby but Peter placed it in the wrong infant.

Lisa McDonald	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	Meg Griffin	1	2
Meg thinks Peter is worse than having Ronald McDonald for a father.

Kill me now	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	Meg Griffin	2	2
Meg implores God to kill her when Peter embarrasses her, and God almost obliges her.

Peter takes communion II	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	Meg Griffin	3	2
In a replay of the communion scene from "Death Has a Shadow", Meg complains about Peter being embarrassing during communion.

Peter's wacky antics	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter can't wait to show off his wacky antics on television.

MAS*H	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter tells Meg that the producers of The Real Live Griffins had a plan "B" for writig her out of the show.

Soccer practice	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	Peter Griffin	6	2
Peter explains they have to get back to Chris as they left substitutes in their place.

Peter's TV show	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	Peter Griffin	7	2
Peter tells of his dream to star in his own TV show as a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar at the center of the Earth.

Making decisions	Road to Rhode Island	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter tells that he's not good at making decisions based on having to choose between two Ernest movies.

Distractions	Road to Rhode Island	Lois Griffin	2	2
Lois is happy to catch up on her reading without distractions.

Communicating	Road to Rhode Island	Peter Griffin	3	2
Peter has trouble communicating with Lois.

Uncle Jerry's snuff film	Road to Rhode Island	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter reminds Lois of the time he sat through her Uncle Jerry's snuff film.

Peter gets real	Let's Go to the Hop	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter tells of the time he used drugs and things got a little "too real" for him.

People do crazy things	Let's Go to the Hop	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter tells of people doing crazy things to be accepted.

Phoebe Diamond	Let's Go to the Hop	Peter Griffin	3	2
Peter describes his crush on Phoebe Diamond in high school.

Witch burning	Let's Go to the Hop	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter intends to eliminate drugs in schools like in the good old days.

Oliver Twist	Let's Go to the Hop	Stewie Griffin	5	2
Stewie promises that if he had been the story of Oliver Twist that things would have turned out differently.

Missing the Jr. dance	Let's Go to the Hop	Lois Griffin	6	2
Lois tells Meg of her disappointment in missing her Jr. dance.

The Cat in the Hat	Dammit Janet!	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter tells of a time when he got into trouble.

Kim Richards	Dammit Janet!	Lois Griffin	2	2
Lois tells of her once exciting life.

House puppet	Dammit Janet!	Meg Griffin	3	2
Meg questions the wisdom of leaving Peter alone after he turns the house into a giant puppet.

Peter flies to Australia	Dammit Janet!	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter has an exciting day flying to Australia.

Kurt Cobain	Dammit Janet!	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter asks Lois what if Kurt Cobain had quit.

Peter flies to Kentucky	Dammit Janet!	Peter Griffin	6	2
Peter flies to Kentucky to meet Colonel Sanders only to find out he's dead.

The Communists	Dammit Janet!	Peter Griffin	7	2
Peter tells a Cuban customs agent that he's not like the communists on television.

Taxi	There's Something About Paulie	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter tells Lois that she can meet the most interesting people in taxis.

Atlantic City	There's Something About Paulie	Lois Griffin	2	2
Lois reminds Peter of their trip to Atlantic City because he never listens to her.

Peter rents a mustang	There's Something About Paulie	Peter Griffin	3	2
When Lois takes the car, Peter is forced to rent a mustang.

The mob in the movies	There's Something About Paulie	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter thinks the mob is just a fictional portrayal in the movies.

Damn you Entertainment Tonight	There's Something About Paulie	Stewie Griffin	5	2
Stewie struggles to remember where he heard the name of Mickey Rourke.

Cavity Creeps	There's Something About Paulie	Peter Griffin	6	2
Peter recalls hanging out with a tough crowd.

Drive-by argument	There's Something About Paulie	Peter Griffin	7	2
Peter suggests they move to England where they don't have drive-by shootings, just drive-by arguments.

Peter's unusual growth	There's Something About Paulie	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter tries to understand an unusual growth between his legs.

Bad gifts	There's Something About Paulie	Peter Griffin	9	2
Peter has been bad at buying gifts.

The Dating Game	There's Something About Paulie	Peter Griffin	10	2
Peter claims to be too old to date again.

What could happen?	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	Stewie Griffin	1	2
Stewie wonders what is the worse thing that could happen if Lois left him at home.

Natural flea cure	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	Brian Griffin	2	2
Brian sees an acupuncturist.

Old Yeller	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	Stewie Griffin	3	2
Stewie suggests sending Brian out the same way as Old Yeller when he becomes infested with fleas.

Places that don't take credit cards	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter is concerned about places that don't take credit cards.

Jabba the Griffin	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter mentions Chris' great-great uncle.

Famous people with plastic surgery	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	Meg Griffin	6	2
Meg mentions that even famous people get plastic surgery, including Jennifer Love Hewitt.

People will do anything for a beautiful person	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	Peter Griffin	7	2
When Warren Fredericks claims people will do anything for a beautiful person, Peter recalls doing that.

Not fitting in	He's Too Sexy for His Fat	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter tells Chris that sometimes it's best not to fit in.

Peter sells his body to science	E. Peterbus Unum	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter tells Cleveland about selling his body to science.

Surround sound headphones	E. Peterbus Unum	Joe Swanson	2	2
Joe describes his new surround sound TV with headphones.

Plug in playmate	E. Peterbus Unum	Glenn Quagmire	3	2
Quagmire tells about his new plug in playmate.

Discount surgery	E. Peterbus Unum	Peter Griffin	4	2
If Peter knew he could write off medical expenses, he wouldn't have used a discount surgeon.

New Dog	E. Peterbus Unum	Lois Griffin	5	2
Lois describes things the family doesn't need like a new dog.

Josiah Griffin	E. Peterbus Unum	Peter Griffin	6	2
Peter tells of his grandfather Josiah Griffin.

Not fitting in	E. Peterbus Unum	Lois Griffin	7	2
Lois describes Petoria's space program.

Ulysses S. Griffin	E. Peterbus Unum	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter tells of his great-great-great grandfather Ulysses S. Griffin.

Torture	E. Peterbus Unum	Lois Griffin	9	2
Lois compares their incarceration to the house to the time they were tortured.

Sticking by Peter	E. Peterbus Unum	Brian Griffin	10	2
Brian has stuck by Peter through the worst of times.

Memories of Brown	The Story on Page One	Brian Griffin	1	2
Brian recalls his memories of Brown University.

Thwarted by his small size	The Story on Page One	Stewie Griffin	2	2
Stewie's efforts to obtain a death ray are thwarted by his small size.

Bum fight	The Story on Page One	Lois Griffin	3	2
Lois wonder's what kind of future will Meg have if she can't get into college.

Peter's job in high school	The Story on Page One	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter recalls the job he had in high school.

Tall and Fat	The Story on Page One	Stewie Griffin	5	2
Stewie wishes to be big.

Thomas Jefferson	The Story on Page One	Peter Griffin	6	2
Peter explains that there has been a lot of scandals in politics, such as Thomas Jefferson.

Celebrity secrets	The Story on Page One	Peter Griffin	7	2
Peter is certain that all celebrities have secrets. such as Ricky Martin.

People will believe crazy things	The Story on Page One	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter tells how people will believe any crazy thing they are told.

Password	Wasted Talent	Cleveland Brown	1	2
Cleveland recalls the time Peter was on Password with Tony Randall.

Losing to Alexis Radcliffe	Wasted Talent	Lois Griffin	2	2
Lois recalls how much she hates losing to Alexis Radcliffe.

Impressionable Stewie	Wasted Talent	Lois Griffin	3	2
Lois is concerned that Peter's drinking will leave a bad impression on Stewie.

Barbra Streisand and James Brolin	Wasted Talent	Peter Griffin	4	2
Peter compares the happiest day of his life to when Barbra Streisand married James Brolin.

Lois was bad in bed	Wasted Talent	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter tells Lois she was bad in bed only to find out she was at her sisters.

Because you touch yourself	Wasted Talent	Peter Griffin	6	2
Peter feels worse than the time he went to the museum and found out how the dinosaurs died.

Cap’n Crunch	Wasted Talent	Brian Griffin	7	2
Brian states that people will do anything to win, including taking a hit out on the competition.

Drinking games	Wasted Talent	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter remembers having better drinking games when he was a teenager.

Male bonding	Fore Father	Peter Griffin	1	2
Peter remembers bonding with Cleveland in Chinatown.

Peter's own world	Fore Father	Peter Griffin	2	2
Peter feels like he's in his own world at times.

Kevin becomes a man	Fore Father	Joe Swanson	3	2
Joe believes that Kevin will become a fine man some day.

Robbed by a goldfish	Fore Father	Chris Griffin	4	2
Chris recalls a bad experience with a fish.

Teaching Chris to be a man montage	Fore Father	Peter Griffin	5	2
Peter tries to teach Chris how to be a man by eating Oreos and eating out.

Lost in Space	Fore Father	Peter Griffin	6	2
Peter claims he'll be a better dad than the dad on Lost in Space.

Alone with mom	Fore Father	Glenn Quagmire	7	2
Quagmire remembers growing up alone with his mom.

Robot Peter	Fore Father	Peter Griffin	8	2
Peter claims making Cleveland, Jr. a champion golfer will be his greatest victory since he defeated his robot twin.

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