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Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
Horton Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911 Love, Blactually Stewie Griffin 1 7
Stewie finds a book at the book store.
Signals Strong signals Love, Blactually Brian Griffin 2 7
Brian tells Stewie of Carolyn sending strong signals of wanting sex.
Blinddate37 37 year-old woman on a blind date Love, Blactually Stewie Griffin 3 7
Stewie tells Brian to go out and have fun, not like 37 year-old woman on a blind date fun.
Arabgram Shouting Arabgram Love, Blactually Brian Griffin 4 7
Brian says that getting Quagmire and Loretta Brown back together is a long shot, but so was the shouting Arabgram business.
Cyrano Cyrano de Bergerac Love, Blactually Peter Griffin 5 7
Peter vows to expose Loretta as a cheat like Cyrano de Bergerac exposed his antisemitism.
Pileon No time to poop I Dream of Jesus Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter hopes the family enjoys their meal, unlike the previous night when he didn't have time to poop before the guests arrived.
Starjones2 Fat surgery I Dream of Jesus Brian Griffin 2 7
Brian vows to destroy Peter's "Surfin' Bird" record like fat surgery destroyed Star Jones arms.
Alansherman Alan Sherman record I Dream of Jesus Lois Griffin 3 7
Lois tells Peter that records just don't walk away, except for her Alan Sherman record.
Godcranky God quits smoking I Dream of Jesus Jesus Christ 4 7
Jesus thinks it's good to get away from home for awhile since his dad quit smoking.
Moviephone Marlee Matlin calls Moviephone I Dream of Jesus Peter Griffin 5 7
Peter suggests to Jesus that they could watch the YouTube video of Marlee Matlin calling Moviephone.
Sexdistraction Sex distraction I Dream of Jesus Peter Griffin 6 7
Peter says that the world needs Jesus like a guy that can't get it up needs a distraction.
Teeth Steve Buscemi's teeth Road to Germany Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter notes that every one of Steve Buscemi's teeth is in business for itself.
Ensure Ensure Road to Germany Peter Griffin & Chris Griffin 2 7
Chris and Peter launch an Ensure commercial.
Seesay European See-and-Say Road to Germany Stewie Griffin 3 7
Stewie tells Brian that he built his time machine after he got bored with his European See-and-Say.
Silentporn Silent movie porn Road to Germany Brian Griffin 4 7
Brian says that leaving Mort Goldman in the past would be more irresponsible than silent movie porn.
Stressfulmorning Stressful morning Baby Not On Board Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter says he had a stressful morning.
Uselessaquaman Useless Aquaman Baby Not On Board Stewie Griffin 2 7
Stewie says Peter is more useless than Aquaman.
Matt Fox Matthew Fox's heavy breathing Baby Not On Board Stewie Griffin 3 7
When Meg suggests the family vacation on the island from Lost, Stewie says he doesn't want to listen to Matthew Fox's heavy breathing.
Persianradio Persian radio Baby Not On Board Stewie Griffin 4 7
Stewie says he shouldn't have stayed up all night listening to Persian radio.
James Gandolfini James Gandolfini's workout room Baby Not On Board Stewie Griffin 5 7
Stewie claims the house is more deserted than James Gandolfini's workout room.
Patch Adams Patch Adams Baby Not On Board Peter Griffin 6 7
Peter claims that Cleveland and Quagmire are great with kids, like Robin Williams in Patch Adams.
Josephwedding Joseph's wedding night Baby Not On Board Stewie Griffin 7 7
Stewie is surprised when his dirty diaper just sits there like Joseph on his wedding night.
Joebusy Joe keeps busy Baby Not On Board Lois Griffin 8 7
Lois is unable to get a hold of Joe to check on Stewie.
Fat Albert Cosby Kids Morbidly Obese Albert Baby Not On Board Stewie Griffin 9 7
Stewie tells Rupert he needs to get a job or they will be in worse shape than Morbidly Obese Albert.
Fozzie Bear Fozzie Bear in Saudi Arabia Baby Not On Board Peter Griffin 10 7
Peter says the family should get home before Stewie gets hurt like Fozzie Bear did in Saudi Arabia.
Acrylicnails Peter's acrylic nails The Man with Two Brians Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter says he'll have to get used to Brian getting old just like he got used to his acrylic nails.
Dale Abraham Lincoln & Dale The Man with Two Brians Peter Griffin 2 7
Peter says that Brian and New Brian will get along better than Abraham Lincoln and his neighbor.
Carol Alt Carol Alt 1 & 2 The Man with Two Brians Stewie Griffin 3 7
Stewie compares Brian to Carol Alt.
Drunkdial Quagmire drunk dials The Man with Two Brians Peter Griffin 4 7
Peter says Brian is acting crazy, like Quagmire when he drunk dials.
Ihop Best pancakes montage The Man with Two Brians Peter Griffin 5 7
Peter compares New Brian's pancakes favorably to Ihop, Applebees and Denny's.
Mumm-ra Mumm-ra watches Brian The Man with Two Brians Cleveland Brown 6 7
When Brian complains about wearing a leash at Cleveland's house, Cleveland points out the leash law and says you never know who's watching.
BuzzII Buzz Killington II The Man with Two Brians Stewie Griffin 7 7
Stewie says New Brian is a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.
Crock Crocodile at an alligator rally The Man with Two Brians Stewie Griffin 8 7
Stewie says that New Brian is a bad fit in the family, like a crocodile at an alligator rally.
Hotairhouse Indoor hot air balloon Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter says he wants a promotion because he's not giving up on his dream of an indoor hot air balloon.
Sinbad The Apollo Theatre / Kim-Lee Sung Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Brian Griffin 2 7
Brian claims that together, he can make his and Frank Sinatra, Jr.'s club bigger than the Apollo Theatre.
Homeless2 Begging for money Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Peter Griffin 3 7
Peter says he hates being treated like a cog at work almost as much as he hates homeless people begging for money.
Matt Stacy John Madden wedding video Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Stewie Griffin 4 7
Stewie says that without his business knowledge, Brian's club will fold faster than John Madden's wedding video business.
Lastclap Last clap contest Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Peter Griffin 5 7
Peter claims that taking the third grade again is a bigger pain-in-the-ass than getting into a last clap contest with Cleveland.
Jacksongrin Michael Jackson abuses his groin Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Stewie Griffin 6 7
Stewie tells Brian that he has to be more aggressive than Michael Jackson's treatment of his own groin.
Fieldreporter Field reporter Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Stewie Griffin 7 7
Stewie earns money working as a field reporter for Quahog 5 News.
Prince Prince on The Price is Right Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Stewie Griffin 8 7
Stewie tells Brian and Frank Sinatra, Jr. that they're more out of place than Prince on The Price is Right.
Schpupel Schpupel Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Peter Griffin 9 7
Peter claims that trying to beat the other kids in the spelling bee is like trying to beat Fjurg Van Der Ploeg in a game of Schpupel.
Yos Sam Yosemite Sam Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Brian Griffin 10 7
Brian says he went to Barney's for really tight jeans.
Annoyinglincoln Bum rap Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Stewie Griffin 11 7
Stewie claims that very time Andy Dick shows up at a club, the place gets a worse rap than John Wilkes Booth.
Jackson Pollock Jackson Pollock Ocean's Three and a Half Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter says he knows something about paint since he met Jackson Pollock.
Seamussauna Seamus in the sauna Ocean's Three and a Half Peter Griffin 2 7
Peter points out the time that Joe bailed on the guy's trip to the sauna and they had to find another handicapped guy.
Live Studio Ostrich Live Studio Ostrich Ocean's Three and a Half Announcer 3 7
Two and a Half Men is filmed in front of a Live Studio Ostrich.
Sportscarpoop Soiled sports car Ocean's Three and a Half Cleveland Brown 4 7
Cleveland mentions the time Peter soiled himself in a sports car.
Hannity Droopy Hannity & Colmes Ocean's Three and a Half Stewie Griffin 5 7
Stewie claims that he and Susie Swanson go together like Hannity and Colmes.
Beethoven Ludwig van Beethoven Ocean's Three and a Half Brian Griffin 6 7
Brian tells Stewie that his song sounds like Beethoven near the end.
Bale pic Christian Bale Ocean's Three and a Half Peter Griffin 7a 7
Peter claims that Carter Pewterschmidt treats him worse than that jerk Christian Bale. (Replaced after the initial broadcast)
Dangerincinci Danger in Cincinnati Ocean's Three and a Half Glenn Quagmire 7 7
Quagmire says he could make a movie with his share of the money.
Sweedishbakery Fjurg Van Der Ploeg Ocean's Three and a Half Peter Griffin 8 7
Peter claims that Carter Pewterschmidt's vault has more money than a Swedish bakery.
DragonsLair Dragon's Lair Family Gay Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter assures Lois that she can trust him with a task and points out he was the one that almost conquered the Dagon's Lair.
WildHogs Wild Hogs Family Gay Peter Griffin 2 7
Peter claims that he's got a sixth sense about things because he predicted the ending to Wild Hogs.
Deadhorse Disposing of 'Til Death Family Gay Peter Griffin 3 7
Peter assures Lois that he got rid on his dead horse's body.
MattDamonsneck Matt Damon's neck Family Gay Peter Griffin 4 7
Peter is happy that he won't have to take a job as Matt Damon's neck.
James Bond James Bond Family Gay Peter Griffin 5 7
Peter tells the doctor that he's more persuasive than James Bond.
Gorbachev Regan Married gay celebrities Family Gay Peter Griffin 6 7
Peter points out various gay celebrities that were married to women including Ronald Reagan.
Uncle Ray Uncle Ray Family Gay Lois Griffin 7 7
Lois tells Peter of her concern that he'll be treated differently, like her Uncle Ray with the really high-up anus.
Asianfamily Asian family Family Gay Chris Griffin 8 7
Chris assures Lois that they are tighter than an Asian family.
Pigguinepigs Pig among Guinea pigs Family Gay Peter Griffin 9 7
Peter claims that he's happier than a pig among Guinea pigs.
Peter Griffin Jr. Peter Griffin Jr. The Juice Is Loose Lois Griffin 1 7
Lois doesn't want a repeat of the last time she left Peter alone with one of the children.
Millie Bad dad The Juice Is Loose Stewie Griffin 2 7
Stewie claims that Peter is a worse dad than a rich New York investment banker.
Twitty4 Conway Twitty IV The Juice Is Loose Peter Griffin 3 7
Peter needs a distraction.
Brianfartawake Brian farts himself awake The Juice Is Loose Peter Griffin 4 7
After Peter refutes Brian's insistence that O.J. Simpson is a murderer, Peter says that Brian is stupider than when he farts himself awake.
Houseaccident Knife trick The Juice Is Loose Lois Griffin 5 7
Lois points out that spilling the lasagne is not the first accident they've had in the house.
Fred Goldman Fred Goldman The Juice Is Loose O.J. Simpson 6 7
O.J. makes a God's eye to send to Fred Goldman.
John Moschitta Fast talking Fed Ex guy FOX-y Lady Lois Griffin 1 7
Lois tells of once dating the fast talking Fed Ex guy.
Lawandorder2 Peter on Law & Order FOX-y Lady Peter Griffin 2 7
Peter tells Lois she'd be great on TV, just like he was on Law & Order until his crotch started to itch.
Al Gore Al Gore FOX-y Lady FOX Executive 3 7
An executive for FOX News reveals they have built a button that activates a machine that only Al Gore can hear.
Midget Press Midget Press Secretary FOX-y Lady FOX Executive 4 7
An executive for FOX News tells Lois that to expose Rush Limbaugh as homosexual would be as foolish as FDR hiring that midget press secretary.
Batpoop Commissioner Gordon takes a poop FOX-y Lady Stewie Griffin 5 7
Stewie says that the image of Michael Moore nad Rush Limbaugh having sex is a weird image, like when commissioner Gordon lets Batman know he's taken a poop.
Thicker Thicker Not All Dogs Go To Heaven Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter becomes concerned about being infected with the mumps, like the curse the old gypsy woman placed on Britney Spears in the Stephen King book.
Shampooplane Shampoo on planes Not All Dogs Go To Heaven Dr. Hartman 2 7
Dr. Hartman says that people that disregard their health are not funny, like people that disregard the danger of bringing shampoo on planes.
Flashgod Flash Gordon Not All Dogs Go To Heaven Brian Griffin 3 7
Brian questions what God is doing in the Heavens.
Chrisdisguise Desperate for alcohol Not All Dogs Go To Heaven Brian Griffin 4 7
Brian gets so desperate for alcohol he enlists Chris to help him.
Jesuswine Wine in the Bible Not All Dogs Go To Heaven Brian Griffin 5 7
Brian tells Meg he's ready to partake of some wine like they do in the Bible.
Jamesdoor Cleveland goes to Quagmire's house 420 Cleveland Brown 1 7
Cleveland tells of going over to Quagmire's house.
Namemovieinmovie Peter gets excited 420 Peter Griffin 2 7
When coming up with a plan to get rid of Quagmire's cat, Peter says he only gets this excited when the say the name of a movie in the movie.
Sensativecaralarm Sensitive car alarm 420 Peter Griffin 3 7
Peter claims he hates cops almost as much as he hated his overly-sensitive car alarm.
Potcommercial Anti-pot commercial 420 Meg Griffin 4 7
Meg reminds Brian of the anti-pot commercials.
Babymomma1 Baby Mama 420 Stewie Griffin 5 7
Stewie claims the plot of Baby Mama is sick when Lois accuses Brian of being sick for trying to use Stewie's urine to pass a drug test.
Peterhates People Peter hates 420 Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin 6 7
When Lois points out that Peter is too baked to properly set up a cutaway, Peter just runs a list of people he hates.
Walk Egyptian Carter Tries to Learn the Lyrics 420 Carter Pewterschmidt 7 7
Carter revealed that due to the legalization of marijuana, he had to sell his Bangles records before he could memorize all the song's lyrics.
Sirensong Peter's siren song 420 Peter Griffin 8 7
Peter brags of being very persuasive, like when he used to use his siren song to lure sailors to their deaths.
Eatahorse Peter could eat a house Stew-Roids Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter claims he's so hungry he could eat a horse.
Tinayouthersep Tina Yothers Stew-Roids Peter Griffin 2 7
Peter says seeing Stewie get beat up was more painful to watch then when Family Ties does a Tina Yothers episode.
Johnsonjohnson Johnson & Johnson Stew-Roids Stewie Griffin 3 7
Stewie calls Johnson & Johnson a couple of lying bastards over their "no more tears" shampoo.
Flintstoneass Fred Flintstone's ass Stew-Roids Gina 4 7
Gina claims Chris smells like Fred Flintstone's ass.
Drunksanta Drunk Santa Claus Stew-Roids Chris Griffin 5 7
When Connie DiMico asks Chris out, he claims she must be more drunk than Santa Claus when he got that DUI.
Blindphonesex Phone sex with a blind girl Stew-Roids Stewie Griffin 6 7
Stewie says he looks hotter than phone sex with a blind girl.
Trumpet Distracting Trumpet Stew-Roids Chris Griffin 7 7
Chris hopes he and Connie DiMico can go see the new .Chazz Palminteri and Paul Sorvino movie, Distracting Trumpet
Oneleggedguy One-legged guest Stew-Roids Chris Griffin 8 7
Chris hopes Peter doesn't embarrass him in front of Connie DiMico like he did when the one-legged guy came over.
Seagulladamsandler A seagull at an Adam Sandler movie Stew-Roids Meg Griffin 9 7
Meg vows to make Chris more of an outcast than a seagull at an Adam Sandler movie.
Nonprayingmantis Non-praying mantis We Love You, Conrad Stewie Griffin 1 7
Stewie says Brian is the odd-man out, like a non-praying mantis.
Briandate Brian dates We Love You, Conrad Brian Griffin 2 7
Brian tells Stewie he has been out on dates since breaking up with Jillian.
Kixcereal Kix cereal We Love You, Conrad Peter Griffin 3 7
Peter tells Lois not to ruin giving Jillian away for him like the way she ruined Kix cereal.
Cosbysex Bill Cosby sex tape We Love You, Conrad Lauren Conrad 4 7
Lauren Conrad tells of making a fake sex tape with Bill Cosby.
Brand New Day Sting We Love You, Conrad Peter Griffin 5 7
Peter agrees to help Jillian prepare for her wedding to Derek Wilcox by promising to get a good singer, unlike Sting where only the last three words of his songs
Magoo Mr. Magoo & Lindsay Lohan We Love You, Conrad Stewie Griffin 6 7
When Meg asks Lauren Conrad about drunk driving with Lindsay Lohan, Stewie says he heard she was taking the rap for someone else.
Laurenworms Brian gives Lauren Conrad worms We Love You, Conrad Brian Griffin 7 7
Brian says that Lauren Conrad won't speak to him again after he gave her worms.
Disfiguredvets Disfigured WWII Vets Three Kings Richard Dreyfuss 1 7
The voice in Peter's head hears old man Preston tell his dog Chopper to go talk to disfigured WWII vets that aren't as bitter as they should be.
Oldmanpreston Old man Preston Three Kings Glenn Quagmire 2 7
Quag Chambers notes how angry old man Preston was with them for sneaking back into his junkyard.
Alanrickmanmach Alan Rickman's answering machine Peter's Progress Peter Griffin 1 7
Peter says the beer he ordered for Cleveland looks lonelier than Alan Rickman's answering machine.
Peterstrawberry Peter Strawberry Peter's Progress Peter Griffin 2 7
Peter claims he was a strawberry in a past life.
Octopusjoe Octopus Joe Peter's Progress Madame Claude 3 7
Madame Claude sees Joe in his past life as an octopus.
Quagripper Jack the Ripper Peter's Progress Madame Claude 4 7
Madame Claude sees Quagmire in his past life as Jack the Ripper.
Comedyprofessors Comedy professors Peter's Progress Griffin Peterson 5 7
Griffin Peterson gets confirmation from the comedy professors that his Martin Luther joke was a smart joke.
Abortionclinic Olde Quahog abortion clinic Peter's Progress Griffin Peterson 6 7
Griffin Peterson tells of completing the Quahog abortion clinic.

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