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Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
Steropticon Blowing Brian's mind Road to the Multiverse Stewie Griffin 1 8
Stewie says that he can blow Brian's mind like the steropticon did to Americans in 1910.
S08e0182 Mayor McCheese Road to the Multiverse Stewie Griffin 2 8
Stewie tells Brian of a universe in which Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated Mayor McCheese.
Toughworld A dog-eat-dog world Road to the Multiverse Human Brian 3 8
Human Brian says that they live in a tough world and that you hear about it on the news every night.
Turfwar Cat turf war Family Goy Lois Griffin 1 8
Lois claims that Peter being infatuated with the cutout of Kathy Ireland is the stupidest thing he's done since he got into a turf war with a cat.
LadyMcBeth Lady Macbeth Family Goy Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter says he feels betrayed worse than when Lady Macbeth betrayed Duncan.
Pediatrician Stewie's pediatrician Family Goy Stewie Griffin 3 8
Stewie says finding out he's Jewish has rocked his world as much as when he went to his pediatrician.
Quagmirespinoff Quagmire's spinoff Family Goy Brian Griffin 4 8
Brian points out that people tend to overboard on things, like Quagmire did when he thought he was getting a spinoff.
Peterparkerlewis Peter's "Parker Lewis" phase Family Goy Lois Griffin 5 8
Lois accuses Peter of acting crazier than when he went through his "Parker Lewis" phase.
Mentalrooster Mentally-handicapped rooster Family Goy Peter Griffin 6 8
Peter doesn't want Lois to drag the family down with her Jewish heritage like a mentally-handicapped rooster.
Poachers Living with elephants Spies Reminiscent of Us Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter tells an elephant in an exchange program that he hopes his son is having a better time with his family there.
Dietcoke Fat women discover Diet Coke Spies Reminiscent of Us Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter claims Cleveland's bathroom as the greatest discovery since fat women discovered Diet Coke.
Victorianghost Victorian girl ghost Spies Reminiscent of Us Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter says that having Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase over will be way better than the Victorian girl ghost.
Honoraryspies Honorary spies Spies Reminiscent of Us Dan Aykroyd 4 8
Dan Aykroyd tells of Ronald Reagan making im and Chevy Chase honorary spies.
Wilma Rudolph Dazed and confused Spies Reminiscent of Us Stewie Griffin 5 8
Stewie struggles to remember the cutaway when knocked senseless.
Russiancutaway Russian cutaway gag Spies Reminiscent of Us Vladimir Putin 6 8
Vladimir Putin presents a Russian cutaway gag.
Mikebrady Mike Brady's first marriage Spies Reminiscent of Us Mayor Adam West 7 8
Mayor Adam West notes that the day has taken a bad turn, like Mike Brady's first marriage.
Whitetrack White track stars Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter claims DVDs are outdated and outmoded, like white track stars.
00-07-53 Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Brian Griffin 2 8
Brian says he and Rita get along better than Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
Baddateimpression Bad impressions Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Brian Griffin 3 8
Brian points out that the family, and particularly Peter, usually don't make a good impression on Brian's dates.
Malcolm15 Malcolm in the Middle season 15 Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Brian Griffin 4 8
Brian points out that Rita isn't too old, like Malcolm in the Middle in season 15.
Womenolympics Women of the Olympics Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Peter Griffin 5 8
Peter tells Brian that sometimes life hands you disappointments, like that Playboy issue.
Failingmall Failing mall Hannah Banana Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter says helping Chris with his homework sounds worse than a trip to a failing mall.
Finalevil Evil Monkey finale Hannah Banana Chris Griffin 2 8
Chris claims the Evil Monkey is one of the reasons he can't study.
Ellenbarkin2 Ellen Barkin Hannah Banana Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter hopes Chris does better on his science test, more than God did when he left the iron on Ellen Barkin's face too long.
Terrosist Mentally Challenged Suicide Bomber Hannah Banana Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter tells the Evil Monkey that he'd missed him so much, like when America was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers.
Booksdvdz Books that look like DVDs Hannah Banana Peter Griffin 5 8
Peter claims that Chris is a big disappointment, like things that look like DVDs from far away.
Screen shot 2011-06-01 at 5.12.19 PM Sir Henry Giantholeinthetorso Wickenshire Hannah Banana Stewie Griffin 6 8
Stewie deduces that Miley Cyrus was built by Disney so she could never fail, like the world's most successful duelist Sir Henry Giantholeinthetorso Wickenshire.
Basementfind Basement find Quagmire's Baby Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter notes that it is amazing what you can find in your basement.
Shrunkydunks Shrunky Dunks Quagmire's Baby Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter says that paying $50 for Quagmire's ham radio is a bigger rip off than Shrunky Dunks.
50sfood 1950s food Quagmire's Baby Stewie Griffin 3 8
Stewie claims the peanut paste he feeds Bitch-Stewie is healthier than what people ate in the 50s.
Alarm Palestinian alarm clock Quagmire's Baby Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter declares that the ham radio is more worthless than his Palestinian alarm clock.
Penisenlarement Radical penis enlargement Quagmire's Baby Peter Griffin 5 8
Peter tells Quagmire that sometime you just have to make a decision and go with it, like Peter's radical penis enlargement.
Statlersolo Statler without Waldorf Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter says that without Cleveland they're a man short, like Statler without Waldorf.
Talkingkids Other people's kids Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter says that Quagmire finds Brian annoying, like people that won't shut up about their kids.
London Gentemans Club London Gentlemen's Club Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter says that without a black guy, they're as boring as the London Gentlemen's Club.
Yorkpatty York Peppermint Patty Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter proclaims Jerome cooler than a York Peppermint Patty.
Datingjerome Lois tells Peter about Jerome Jerome Is the New Black Lois Griffin 5 8
Lois says that she remembers exactly what she and Peter were doing when she told him about Jerome.
BlackJesus Black Jesus I Jerome Is the New Black Stewie Griffin 6 8
Stewie notes that Jerome has a crucifix necklace with a little black Jesus on it.
Joeparrot Joe's parrot Jerome Is the New Black Joe Swanson 7 8
Joe orders Peter not to ruin the guy's friendship with Jerome, like Peter did Joe's parrot.
BlackjesusII Black Jesus II Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 8 8
Peter prays to God and Black Jesus.
Fatflorist Recipe for disaster Jerome Is the New Black Stewie Griffin 9 8
Stewie tells Brian that trying to force a friendship with Quagmire is a recipe for disaster, like walking into an office of fat women with a flower bouquet.
Map Guy Lewis and Clark and the guy who rips up maps Jerome Is the New Black Brian Griffin 10 8
Brian insists that he'll get along better with Quagmire than Lewis and Clark and the guy who rips up maps.
Chris matthews Chris Matthews Dog Gone Stewie Griffin 1 8
Stewie accuses Brian of getting a bigger head than Chris Matthews.
Felineaids Animals killing animals Dog Gone Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter points out that animals kill other animals all the time.
Stubbornpeter Peter on the swing set Dog Gone Lois Griffin 3 8
Lois claims Consuela is even more stubborn than Peter.
Curiousgeaorgeapt Curious George Goes to his Gym Teacher's Apartment Dog Gone Stewie Griffin 4 8
Stewie says Brian is more upset than he was when he read Curious George Goes to his Gym Teacher's Apartment.
Caribbean Come to the Caribbean Business Guy Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter believes Carter Pewterschmidt could sail his yacht all the way to the Caribbean.
Fg helper Hamburger Helper Business Guy Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter tells Carter Pewterschmidt that he's his pal and wants to help, like Hamburger Helper.
Germanbedtimestory German bedtime story Business Guy Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter claims Lois is a bigger downer than a German bedtime story.
Jeremy irons New products montage Business Guy Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter presents new products for Pewterschmidt Industries such as "The African-American Heart Monitor", "Jeremy Irons Cereal" and "Scream-in-a-Box".
FGuy BusinessGuy 0076F-475x359 Peter's Christmas list Business Guy Lois Griffin 5 8
Lois claims Peter has gotten more annoying than when he makes his Christmas list.
Jeremy irons Jeremy Irons Cereal II Business Guy Peter Griffin 6 8
Peter presents Carter Pewterschmidt with a box of Jeremy Irons Cereal.
Cave Peter's cave Big Man on Hippocampus Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter figures that with $5000 he could buy that cave he always wanted and tell people to keep out of it.
Williamsagent Robin Williams' agent Big Man on Hippocampus Stewie Griffin 2 8
Stewie accuses everyone of pretending he's not there like Robin Williams's agent pretends he's still funny.
Foriegn leftovers Foreign leftovers Big Man on Hippocampus Brian Griffin 3 8
Brian compares the smell of Stewie's diaper to reheated foreign food at work.
Dwayne Johnson2 Simulated sex Big Man on Hippocampus FOX 4 8
Dwayne Johnson simulates sex between Lois and Peter.
Porcupine Peter gets excited Big Man on Hippocampus Lois Griffin 5 8
Lois claims Peter is as excited as a porcupine meeting a pineapple.
Babyplane Baby on a plane Big Man on Hippocampus Stewie Griffin 6 8
Stewie says a baby doesn't belong in the inner-city anymore than a baby belongs on a plane.
Mexicanwedding Mexican wedding Big Man on Hippocampus Glenn Quagmire 7 8
Quagmire claims his date with Lois is a sure thing, like a Mexican wedding.
Chickenmemory Peter gets his memory back Big Man on Hippocampus Peter Griffin 8 8
Peter recounts getting his memory back.
Fatdessert Inevitable Big Man on Hippocampus Peter Griffin 9 8
Brian points out that sex with Quagmire is inevitable, like a fat guy ordering dessert.
Billythekid "The Ballad of Billy the Kid" Dial Meg for Murder Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter claims he has more cowboy blood in him than Billy the Kid.
Goofy Goofy Goes to Hell Dial Meg for Murder Stewie Griffin 2 8
Stewie warns Brian that not all dogs go to Heaven.
Jennyjim2 Crazy chick hooks up with an even crazier guy Dial Meg for Murder Stewie Griffin 3 8
Stewie notes that Meg's relationship with Luke is similar to what happens when a crazy chick hooks up with an even crazier guy.
Stockphotos Predictable Meg Dial Meg for Murder Chris Griffin 4 8
Chris notes that he liked Meg better when she was more predictable, like the stock photos on a corporate web site.
CRASH Chinese NASCAR Dial Meg for Murder Meg Griffin 5 8
Meg tells Brian about going to China because they have NASCAR there now.
Starlightexp Starlight Express Extra Large Medium Lois Griffin & Peter Griffin 1 8
When Lois claims their walk in the woods is a better way to spend a Sunday, Peter says that starring in a production of Starlight Express was special and wanted the whole family to be there.
Stewiedefetestruman Stewie Defeats Truman Extra Large Medium Stewie Griffin 2 8
Stewie says that if he and Chris are rescued he'll consider running for political office again now that people have forgotten his last embarrassment.
Foudningduck Duck Founding Father Extra Large Medium Stewie Griffin 3 8
Stewie encourages Chris to seize the moment, like the duck founding father.
Confidentitalian Confident Italian Extra Large Medium Stewie Griffin 4 8
Stewie tells Chris about being confident in any given situation like an Italian.
Snailturtle Taken for a ride Extra Large Medium Brian Griffin 5 8
Brian tells Lois she's being taken for a ride, like a snail on the back of a turtle.
Quagmirecondom Quagmire the condom Extra Large Medium Peter Griffin 6 8
Peter predicts Quagmire's death and reincarnation as a prophylactic.
Doggiedominatrix Doggie dominatrix Extra Large Medium Chris Griffin 7 8
Chris accuses Ellen of being tougher than a doggie dominatrix.
Suckit Real fraud Extra Large Medium Peter Griffin 8 8
Peter claims Mr. Spock was a real fraud.
Justin New boyfriend Go, Stewie, Go! Lois Griffin 1 8
Lois hopes Meg's new boyfriend is an improvement over the last one.
Lucas Jones James Earl Jones Go, Stewie, Go! Stewie Griffin/Karina Smirnov 2 8
Karina claims that some people are just right for a part, like James Earl Jones as Darth Vader.
Jesusmeek Jesus vs. The Meek Go, Stewie, Go! Lois Griffin 3 8
Lois fears lying to Peter, like when Jesus lied to the meek.
Nervousdriver Nervous driver Go, Stewie, Go! Meg Griffin 4 8
Meg says grandpa makes her nervous while driving.
Adamlaugh1 Mayor Adam West laugh break I Go, Stewie, Go! Stewie Griffin 5 8
Mayor Adam West get a laugh out of Stewie's joke.
Handlesspeter Future Peter Peter-assment Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter sends a message to his future self.
White hat Griffin "The Guy in the White Hat" Griffin Peter-assment Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter vows to be right in the middle of the action, like his uncle "The Guy in the White Hat" Griffin.
Doeeyes Doe-eyed Peter Peter-assment Angela 3 8
Angela has a Peter fantasy when she notices his eyelashes.
Ronpaul American brothers in China Peter-assment Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter claims that his date with Angela will be easier than an American finding his brother in China.
Meinkampf Mein Kampf Brian Griffin's House of Payne Stewie Griffin 1 8
Stewie asks Brian if he feels like Adolf Hitler did after he wrote Mein Kampf.
Parkracoon A day at the park Brian Griffin's House of Payne Chris Griffin 2 8
Chris says that a hat would have really helped Stewie that day at the park.
Oscars Stuffing the ballot box April in Quahog Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter assures Brian he's voted, like the time he stuffed the ballot box at the Oscars.
Coldplay Coldplay April in Quahog Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter is certain he can get kicked out of jury duty just like he got kicked out of Coldplay.
Ants Ants at a picnic April in Quahog Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter rants about ants stealing his pie at a picnic.
JesusMort Last day montage April in Quahog Tom Tucker 4 8
Tom ponders how people are spending their last day while Jesus confronts Mort Goldman, Mayor Adam West punches the constellation of Orion and Quagmire has sex with Bonnie.
Oldtimer Youthful shenanigans April in Quahog Peter Griffin 5 8
Peter says he feels like an old guy reliving his youthful shenanigans.
Vlcsnap-2010-07-19-14h22m09s223 Rapacious Cavalryman April in Quahog Peter Griffin 6 8
Peter buys a musket and says he's always wanted to save a Native American woman from a rapacious cavalryman.
Hastings Highlights in history montage April in Quahog Tom Tucker 7 8
Tom salutes highlights in history including the Battle of Hastings, the Ottoman Empire and the first television broadcast.
Infart Peter farts backwards April in Quahog Peter Griffin 8 8
Peter claims he can suck in his farts.
FGuy AprilInQuahog 0053F Jason Mraz April in Quahog Peter Griffin 9 8
Peter admits he's always screwing up, like that time with Jason Mraz.
Adamwest2 Mayor Adam West laugh break II Quagmire's Dad Glenn Quagmire 1 8
Mayor Adam West get a laugh out of Quagmire's joke.
Arthurcurrie Aquaman's secret identity Quagmire's Dad Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter mentions his hero Aquaman, and his secret identity of Arthur Curry.
Familydebt Denial Quagmire's Dad Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter claims Quagmire is in denial about his father, like a family in massive debt.
Smartremark It's a trap The Splendid Source Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter vows to Lois that if they're walking into a trap at the school principal's office, he's going to make smart-alecky remarks while they're tied up back-to-back like last time.
Monkeyscratch Monkey scratch The Splendid Source Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter presents an ape scratching himself as a reward for sitting through the episode.
Juicyfruit Juicy Fruit Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Peter Griffin/Han Solo 1 8
Han Solo launches a Juicy Fruit commercial.
Niece R2-D2's Niece Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Cleveland Brown/R2-D2] 2 8
R2-D2 insists on going to his niece's recital.
Bigbrother Big Brother Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Lois Griffin/Princess Leia 3 8
Criticism from Princess Leia launches a Big Brother-style commentary from Han Solo.
LegionofdoomHQ The Legion of Doom Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Cleveland Brown/R2-D2 4 8
R2-D2 ponders what else could be in the swamp.
JointheEmpire Join the Empire Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Stewie Griffin/Darth Vader 5 8
Darth Vader mentions the Empire's recruiting video.
Tom Selleck Tom Selleck Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Chris Griffin/Luke Skywalker 6 8
Luke Skywalker calls out for Tom Selleck.
Grassgrow Watching grass grow Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter says he'd rather stay home and watch grass grow than be stuck in a room full of people he doesn't know.
God2 "God: He Knows What Turns You On" Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter gives thanks to God when he thinks he's getting a three-way.
Sexmermaid Sex with a mermaid Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter claims a three-way tops sex with a mermaid.
Oneway One-way Partial Terms of Endearment Meg Griffin 4 8
Meg recalls having a one-way once.
Joetext Tearaway panties text Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin & Naomi Robinson 5 8
Joe accidentally gets Peter's text intended for Naomi.
Italianglasses An Italian getting glasses Partial Terms of Endearment Lois Griffin 6 8
Lois claims having a baby is a life-altering decision, like an Italian getting glasses.
FgPTOE Pregnant Lois Partial Terms of Endearment Chris Griffin 7 8
Chris points out that Lois gets crazy when she's pregnant.
Count2 Meg dates The Count Partial Terms of Endearment Meg Griffin 8 8
Meg reminds Lois of the time she dated The Count.
Tiny Race Tiny race of people who live inside our carpet Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 9 8
Peter tries to convince Lois not to have her friend's baby by following his orders to co-exist just like he does with a tiny race of people who live inside their carpet.
Wiskers Chromosomally-challenged cats Partial Terms of Endearment Stewie Griffin 10 8
Stewie points out that due to Lois' age, her baby could end up like one of those chromosomally-challenged cats seen on TV.
Indianfood Indian food Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 11 8
Peter reminds Lois that having a baby is one of life's big decisions, like whether or not to eat Indian food.
Peacock Prouder than a peacock Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 12 8
Peter claims that deciding to save Lois' baby has made him prouder than the time he was a peacock.

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