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Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
Mayoromatic Mayor-O-Matic 5000 And Then There Were Fewer Mayor West 1 9
Mayor Adam West explains that he left the city in the capable hands of the Mayor-O-Matic 5000.
Tom Kurger Tom Tucker as Freddy Krueger And Then There Were Fewer Tom Tucker 2 9
Tom Tucker tells how James Woods talked him out of the role of Freddy Krueger.
Seamuspin Making Seamus And Then There Were Fewer Seamus 3 9
Seamus claims that James Woods made him what he is today.
Harmanskeleton Dr. Hartman's skeleton And Then There Were Fewer Dr. Hartman 4 9
Dr. Hartman claims that James Woods scrambled his model skeleton so he no longer knew what belonged where.
Herbertmeth Herbert takes methamphetamines And Then There Were Fewer Herbert 5 9
Herbert says that James Woods replaced his Cialis with methamphetamines.
TBinvite Tomik and Bellgarde's invitation And Then There Were Fewer Peter Griffin 6 9
Peter notes that Tomik and Bellgarde were also supposed to be at the party.
Stephaniesbody Stephanie's body And Then There Were Fewer Lois Griffin & Diane Simmons 7 9
Lois questions what happened to Stephanie's body and even Diane is puzzled.
Europeanporn European porn Excellence in Broadcasting Brian Griffin 1 9
Brian claims he'd rather watch European porn than read Rush Limbaugh's book
Stansmith2 Stan Smith Excellence in Broadcasting Brian Griffin 2 9
Brian gets a boost from Stan Smith when he decides that conservative Republicanism is the answer.
Globetrotters Solving mysteries Excellence in Broadcasting Brian Griffin & John McCain 3 9
John McCain tells Brian about how he and Rush Limbaugh used to solve mysteries back in the day.
Hatepbs Peter hates PBS Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter says that he hates PBS.
Diabeto Diabeto Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter tells Lois that her mother won't cook dinner, she'll tell the maid to do it and the only reason she will is that she needs medicine for her prematurely overweight son Diabeto.
Eww Eww Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 3 9
Peter freaks out and his body can't keep up.
Churchmous Quiet as a church mouse Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter promises to be as quiet as a church mouse about Carter Pewterschmidt's affair.
Mills Heather Mills Welcome Back, Carter Lois Griffin 5 9
Lois tells of the time that Peter embarrassed them at dinner while playing footsie with Heather Mills.
Carterhates Carter hates sitcom 2-parters Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 6 9
Peter says that ordering Carter around will make hate that more than when a sitcom has a 2-part episode.
Frenchambulance French ambulance Welcome Back, Carter Carter Pewterschmidt 7 9
When Peter sends Carter to France, he describes their ambulances as sounding like gay guys having a three-some.
Storyteller Where fat girls come from Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin & Storyteller 8 9
While Peter observes three girls posing for a picture in a bar, they merge into one fat girl. The Storyteller notes that is where fat girls come from.
Reflection Brian's reflection Halloween on Spooner Street Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin 1 9
When Brian questions why Stewie doesn't know about Halloween, Stewie comments that Brian doesn't know his reflection isn't another dog.
Being an mets fan Being a Mets fan Halloween on Spooner Street Stewie Griffin 2 9
While after getting bullied out of his candy, an angry Stewie says that Halloween is a bigger let down then being an Mets fan.
Lostgrocery Lost at the grocery store Halloween on Spooner Street Joe Swanson 3 9
Joe recalls the time when Peter got lost in the grocery store.
Stealpaper Stealing Peter's paper Halloween on Spooner Street Stewie Griffin 4 9
After having his candy stolen, Stewie claims he knows how Peter feels when Mort Goldman steals his newspaper.
Scarlet2 Scarlett Johansson Halloween on Spooner Street Meg Griffin 5 9
When getting to make out at a Halloween party, Meg claims she feels pretty, like Scarlett Johansson.
Birthdayinvite Birthday invitations Baby, You Knock Me Out Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter tells Lois about giving out his birthday party invitations.
Peter's feeling of control Feeling of control Baby, You Knock Me Out Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter recalls his feeling of control, burping in an underground parking place, burping in an underground parking place to assert his dominance.
Burbonanime Bourbon & Anime Baby, You Knock Me Out Peter Griffin 3 9
Peter explains he needs the cash from Lois' boxing for bourbon and anime.
Adam4 Adam gets a laugh III Brian Writes a Bestseller Delivery Guy 1 9
Mayor Adam West gets a laugh at the delivery man's comment about there being a lot of boxes of Brian's book.
Coma Quiet as a guy in a coma Brian Writes a Bestseller Stewie Griffin 2 9
Stewie promises not to tell anyone about Brian's new book.
Melaniegriffith Melanie Griffith Brian Writes a Bestseller Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie tells about his past experience as Melanie Griffith's loose skin holder.
Oldspuds Spuds MacKenzie Brian Writes a Bestseller Brian Griffin 4 9
Brian ponders what Spuds MacKenzie is up to these days.
Penguinpub Penguin Publishing Brian Writes a Bestseller Stewie Griffin 5 9
Stewie claims Brian is worse than that guy from Penguin Publishing.
Russiangrandma Russian Grandma Brian Writes a Bestseller Stewie Griffin 6 9
Stewie describes his trip with Brian as being worse than visiting his Russian Grandma.
Virginmary Unholy birth conditions Road to the North Pole Lois Griffin 1 9
Lois is amazed at the conditions in which Mary gave birth.
Fatkid Fat kid Road to the North Pole Brian Griffin 2 9
Brian complains that there is always a fat kid holding up the line.
GaryBusey Gary Busey Road to the North Pole Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie complains that Santa turned his back on him the way reality turned its back on Gary Busey.
Pooh Eeyore's Negative Attitude Road to the North Pole Stewie Griffin 4 9
Stewie compares Brian's negative attitude to Eeyore's.
Jerrygoose Tired birds Road to the North Pole Truck driver 5 9
A truck driver explains he's hauling a load of birds too tired to fly up North.
Robofamily Stewie's Robot Family Road to the North Pole Stewie Griffin 6 9
Stewie tells Brian he has their disappearance covered.
BridgeportCT Letters from Bridgeport, CT Road to the North Pole Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin 7 9
When Brian complains that the North Pole looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut, Stewie groans about the incoming complaint letters.
Briandog Brian & the neighbor's dog New Kidney in Town Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter complains that he can't sleep because of Brian and the neighbor's dog.
Redbullflower Lois pours out Peter's Red Bull New Kidney in Town Lois Griffin 2 9
Lois tells Peter about pouring out his Red Bull.
Annebronte Outshined by a sibling New Kidney in Town Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie tells Meg she's not the first child outshined by her siblings, like the Brontë sisters.
Drunklois Drunken mishap And I'm Joyce Kinney Stewie Griffin 1 9
Stewie warns Lois to go easy on the communion wine after her previous drunken mishap.
Gilliotine The guillotine And I'm Joyce Kinney Tom Tucker 2 9
Tom Tucker points out that the guillotine didn't work half of the time.
Ladybigshot Lady bigshot And I'm Joyce Kinney Lois Griffin 3 9
Lois claims that Joyce Kinney must feel like a lady bigshot, like Miss Piggy.
Consphone Giving a phone number to the housekeeper And I'm Joyce Kinney Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter notes that he hates calling the pizza place due to their accent, says its like trying to give a phone number to the housekeeper.
Grease Grease And I'm Joyce Kinney Lois Griffin 5 9
Lois tells Joyce that her porno film is long-gone, like the original ending to Grease.
Pornograph Pornograph machine And I'm Joyce Kinney Joyce Kinney 6 9
Joyce mentions the turn-of-the-century pornograph machine.
Facebook Facebook friends And I'm Joyce Kinney Lois Griffin 7 9
Lois thought she was good friends with Joyce, like those that communicate poorly through Facebook.
Wordsworth William Wordsworth Friends of Peter G Stewie Griffin 1 9
Stewie claims that Brian is a social drinker like rappers are poets.
Waterslidesougha South Attleboro waterslide Friends of Peter G Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter tells of the time he and the guys got drunk and went to a water park in South Attleboro.
Beforerelg Getting along before religion Friends of Peter G Brian Griffin 3 9
Brian points out that people got along before AA, just like they got along before religion.
Prostitutionporno Legal prostitution German Guy Franz Gutentag 1 9
Franz Gutentag points out that prostitution is legal under certain conditions.
Irish Spring Irish Spring German Guy Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter worries that Franz will turn him into a bar of soap..
Megscutaway Peter steals Meg's cutaway The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair Meg Griffin 1 9
When Meg tells about working for the old lady up the street, Peter steals Meg's cutaway.
Secondjoke A joke too far The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair N/A 2a 9
Statler and Waldorf observe that Meg finally has some lines.
Prankcall Prank calls The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair Joe Swanson 2 9
Joe tells Meg about getting a lot of prank calls.
Deadkoolaid Death of the Kool-Aid Man The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie worries that Evil Stewie could be out killing someone else.
Chickencall Fake chicken Trading Places Chris Griffin 1 9
Chris makes clucking noises to tease Meg, drawing Ernie The Giant Chicken's attention.
CanadianHS Canadian High School Trading Places Chris Griffin 2 9
Chris claims that Canadian High Schools are even tougher than those in the United States.
Bitchgirls Bitch squad Trading Places Lois Griffin 3 9
Lois is upset because three girls she doesn't care about made her cry.
Spitball New spitball Trading Places Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter complains about getting hit by a new form of spitball.
Sketchartist Police sketch artist Trading Places Peter Griffin 5 9
Peter is optimistic that he can get back his old job as a police sketch artist.
Foxcheck The high road Tiegs for Two Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter describes a scene involving Michael J. Fox.
Foxdrink The low road Tiegs for Two Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter shows the Michael J. Fox sketch after all.
Bubo Bubo the owl Tiegs for Two Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin 3 9
When Lois claims that they just had the worst dinner ever thanks to Peter, Peter claims dinner with the Clash of the Titans owl was worse.
Negatron Negatron Tiegs for Two Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter claims that's Brian's negative attitude makes him as bad as Negatron.
Reminiscing Cheryl Tiegs flashback Tiegs for Two Glenn Quagmire 5 9
Quagmire recalls how he first met Cheryl Tiegs.
Blackhindsight Black woman in hindsight Tiegs for Two Brian Griffin 6 9
Brian claims Quagmire is like a black woman in hindsight.
Broaster Peter's Broster Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter wishes for a brother or a sister because all he has was a broaster.
Tyler Teenage girl Brothers & Sisters Lois Griffin 2 9
Lois claims her sister Carol goes all to pieces like a teenage girl.
Floridawhore Florida whore Brothers & Sisters Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie thinks he'd make a great Florida whore.
Notfunny Robert Loggia Brothers & Sisters Mayor Adam West 4 9
Robert Loggia responds to Mayor Adam West's comment that his aides have AIDs.
Singlesgroup The singles group Brothers & Sisters Mayor Adam West 5 9
Mayor Adam West can't wait to tell his singles group about his upcoming marriage.
Masttime Big decisions Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 6 9
Peter says that life is full of big decisions, like whether or not you have time to masturbate.
Fishbethere Pay it forward Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 7 9
Peter vows to protect his fish knowing that some day they would return the favor.
Alaskasummer Short Alaska Summers Brothers & Sisters Lois Griffin 8 9
Lois points out that Alaska has short Summers.
Alaskanchildmolestor Alaskan child molesters Brothers & Sisters Lois Griffin 8a 9
Lois asks Mayor West what he'll do about Alaskan child molesters.
Adagencypid Pigeon at an ad agency Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 9 9
Peter accuses Lois of being as stubborn as a pigeon at an ad agency.
TeslaEdison Thomas Edison & Nikola Tesla Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 10 9
Peter tells Carol she's not the first person to ever get a bum deal.
Lastword The last word The Big Bang Theory Stewie Griffin 1 9
Stewie accuses Brian of always trying to get in the last word, like the ground control guy during the moon landing.
Halloweenjoke Annoying joke The Big Bang Theory Brian Griffin 2 9
Brian annoys Stewie by thinking about a joke of a Planned Parenthood clinic on Halloween.
Realgenious Real genius The Big Bang Theory Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie claims to be a genius like Thomas Edison.
Joedogs Joe hates to fly Foreign Affairs Bonnie Swanson 1 9
Bonnie says that Joe hates to fly because they always place him underneath the plane with the dogs.
Boxingmanager Peter the boxing manager Foreign Affairs Stewie Griffin 2 9
Peter says that Peter's being in charge won't go over well, like the time he was a boxing manager.
Gymnist Not easily deterred Foreign Affairs Peter Griffin 3 9
Peter claims that he is not easily deterred, like the time he tried out to be an Olympic gymnast.
Quagaliens Quagmire abducted by aliens Foreign Affairs Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter says that he borrowed Quagmire's car while he was abducted by aliens.
Goodmoringusa "Good Morning, USA" Foreign Affairs Bonnie Swanson 5 9
Bonnie claims that Joe sometimes acts like a different person.
Henryviii Peter's improbable history montage Foreign Affairs Peter Griffin 6 9
Peter teaches history including the brave pioneers, Henry VIII, Joseph Smith and the gayest music video of all time.
Mimeonmime Mime-on-mime violence Foreign Affairs François 7 9
François points out that even Paris, France isn't perfect as they have a lot of mime-on-mime violence.
Backschool Back to school Foreign Affairs Peter Griffin 8 9
Peter tells Lois that the kids are back in school.
DSidea Getting the idea It's A Trap! Darth Vader/Stewie Griffin 1 9
Darth Vader claims he was present when Emperor Palpatine got the idea for the Death Star.
Hanjobs Han jobs It's A Trap! Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin 2 9
Luke Skywalker tells about Han Solo's online employment agency.
Kesselrun Making the Kessel Run It's A Trap! Han Solo/Peter Griffin 3 9
Han Solo claims that the Millennium Falcon has gotten him laid plenty of times.
Enttonight Entertainment Tonight It's A Trap! Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin & John Williams 4 9
Luke Skywalker asks for John Williams to play the theme to E.T., but John offers the theme to Entertainment Tonight instead.
Darthtwitty Darth Twitty It's A Trap! Princess Leia/Lois Griffin 5 9
Princess Leia explains that Alderaan was like the Mississippi of the galaxy.
Lighterside The lighter side of The force It's A Trap! Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin 6 9
Luke Skywalker suggests Darth Vader hang out with him on the lighter side of The Force.

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