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Dear Booze
Family Guy - Live In Las Vegas
From the episode: Family Guy: Live in Vegas
Singers: Brian Griffin
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

"Dear Booze" is a song performed by Brian Griffin. It was track 4 on Family Guy: Live in Vegas. The song is about his admiration/addiction of drinking beer and other alcoholic beverages.


Lyrics

Brian: And I’d like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum.

♪ When I have a heart that’s heavy, ♪
♪ Feeling I was born to lose, ♪
♪ You are there to say that life’s ok. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪
♪ When a chilly wind is blowing, ♪
♪ Telling me to sing the blues, ♪
♪ You begin to show your soothing glow. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪


♪ Drifting, flying on a cloud of whiskey dreams. ♪
♪ No more sighing, eyes alight with moonshine beams. ♪
♪ When a love is unrequited, ♪
♪ When she brushes off my wounds, ♪
♪ You are there to mend, my fluid friend. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪


♪ Drifting, flying on a cloud of whiskey dreams. ♪
♪ No more sighing, eyes alight with moonshine beams. ♪
♪ When a love is unrequited, ♪
♪ When she brushes off my wounds, ♪
♪ You are there to mend, my fluid friend. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪
♪ Thank you for it all, dear booze. ♪


Quagmire: Look, honey, there’s no guarantees with the “Q” Man. He marches to his own beat.

Patti LuPone: I still can’t believe you won’t admit that you were a jerk.

Peter: Hey, everybody, it’s Glenn Quagmire and Patti LuPone!

Lois: What’s the matter with you two?

Quagmire: Oh, she’s knockin’ it way out of proportion, Lois.

Patti LuPone: Hardly. You know, not a lot of people are aware of this, but back before I got married, I met this scumbag, Quagmire in a bar. He asked me out and for some reason, I said yes.

Quagmire: Jackpot! Heh, heh, heh, all right.

Patti LuPone: Well, we’d been dating for quite some time, and then one night I caught him in bed with a stewardess!

Quagmire: They prefer the term “flight attendant.” Well, actually, this one preferred the term “dick slave,” but go on.

Patti LuPone: I never felt so used in my life. I mean, for all I knew, this tramp could have been one of fifty.

Quagmire: Nah, nah, there were only two others. One was seventeen, so that doesn’t count. And the other one was a real doll (?) so that doesn’t count either.

Patti LuPone: I could strangle you right now. After all these years, you still can’t admit you treated me like shit!

Quagmire: Hey, honey, it’s your fault for trusting me in the first place. Heh, hey let me put it to you like this:

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