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Brian: I was just watching this special on VH1 about Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a hollaback girl is, all I know is I want her dead

Chris: Brian's the new Meg! Brian's the new Meg!
Meg: Yeah, you're the new me!
Peter: Shut up, Meg.

Peter: I can’t believe we lost the talent show! What’d we do wrong?
Chris: Well, I think I can shed a little light on that. You guys were so baked, you didn’t sound anywhere near as good as you thought you were. I was in the audience.

Brian: [nearly picks up Cleveland in his cab] I really should go get the milk. [passes Cleveland who angrily throws a shoe at the cab]
Cleveland: You son of a bitch!

Brian: Thank you for coming, Deep Throat.
Kermit the Frog: You'll understand that if I don't come out of the shadows, my identity would be safest if you never see my face.
Brian: A-ummmm... O.K.
Kermit the Frog: Mayor West hasn't slept at home for three nights.
Brian: Kermit the Frog?
Kermit the Frog: Huh! Somebody talked! No one is safe! I'm gettin' out of here! Yaay-aayy-Yay!
Stewie: What's his appeal?

Mayor West: Oh please, me Mayor Chapstick.

Stewie: [drills a hole on the motel wall; Brian takes a peek at what he sees] Now, what do you see?
Mayor West: [watching "Jem and the Holograms"] Oh, ho, ho! Oh, Jem, you are truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Brian: I see a grown man enjoying cartoons.

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