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Deleted scenes from Season 13

Screenshot Title or description Intended episode Found on Episode Order
POCensors Pissing off the censors The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter figures his latest comic should piss off the censors.
Specialdelivery Special delivery The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 2
Peter expects a delivery of a flaming trash can.
Tripsee Seeing the sights The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 3
Stewie checks out the items they pass on the road.
Lostkeys Lost keys The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter is unhappy that he can't scratch his balls to his satisfaction with his keys since they've been taken.
Chairs Chairs The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 5
As Peter worries about where they can stay, Homer invites the Griffins to stay at the Simpson home.
SeamusCapt Squid The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 6
Seamus and the Sea Captain compare their eye damage.
HartmanNick Dr. Nick The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 7
Dr. Hartman meets Dr. Nick.
AbbottGriffin Better things to do The Book of Joe Family Guy Season 13 1
Going to Joe's party is better than Stewie's original engagement.
Vlcsnap-2016-01-08-13h59m47s848 Words of encouragement The Book of Joe Family Guy Season 13 2
Joe tries to inspire a squirrel he has crippled.
Justdoit Just Do It The Book of Joe Family Guy Season 13 3
An alternate take of the breakfast scene.
Poolbuffet Pool buffet The Book of Joe Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter and Chris pick from the buffet while still soaking wet from the pool.
Indianbuffet Indian buffet Baking Bad Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter takes the cookie store closer to a strip club with an Indian buffet.
ThanksQuagmire Thanks for everything Brian the Closer Family Guy Season 13 1
Brian thanks Quagmire for the dental work that led to his new job.
Nosale No sale Brian the Closer Family Guy Season 13 2
Brian finds that Mort won't be a successful sale.
Verminpineapple Vermin & pineapple Brian the Closer Family Guy Season 13 3
Cleveland finds other things in the refrigerator besides the human head.
Kidcart Replacement cart Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter takes a new shopping cart from a kid when he gets caught in his original one.
Highschoolgirl Old high school acquaintances Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 2
Peter figures that finding a turkey is going to be a nightmare, like a married woman running into any guy she went to high school with.
Talkturkey Talking turkey Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 3
Peter decides to borrow the store manager's joke.
Lostphone Lost phone Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter's phone ends up getting lost in the pond.
Bullseyecandy Bullseyes Brian the Closer Family Guy Season 13 5
Carter explains to Cleveland what Bullseye candy is.
Doggyheaven Doggy Heaven Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 6
Brian worries about what will happen in Doggy Heaven if he is killed by a cat.
Blacksanta Black & White The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 1
Stewie likes going to malls where you have a choice of a white Santa or a black Santa.
Takingstairs Taking the stairs The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 2
Lois decides to take the stairs until she discovers two homeless guys eating each other.
Rideass Riding an ass The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 3
Jesus' pick up line falls flat.
Lastcall Last call The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 4
Jesus tries one last time to score.
Reasonscience Knowledge, reason & science The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 5
An expanded scene of Stewie teasing Brian.
Meggift Merry Christmas, Meg The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 6
Meg gets something in her gift box this year.
Runninglate Running late Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 1
Chris is delayed getting home from school.
Fruitflies Fruit flies Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 2
Chris has a lot to learn in a short amount of time, like the lives of fruit flies.
TDS1 Teapot Dome scandal Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 3
Brian gets caught pretending to know history.
Deepsouth The deep south Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 4
Stewie looks for discipline in the deep south.
TDS2 Teapot Dome scandal redux Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 5
Stewie continues to needle Brian over the Teapot Dome scandal.
Estateagent Real estate agents Our Idiot Brian Family Guy Season 13 1
Stewie likes to look at the pictures of weird-looking real estate agents.
Mixedmessages Mixed messages Our Idiot Brian Family Guy Season 13 2
Although he denies it when she calls him out on it, Brian tries to hit on Meg.
BrainJesus Jesus has a plan Our Idiot Brian Family Guy Season 13 3
Brian leans on Jesus to provide the answer to his problem.
Goldlollipop Big lollipop Our Idiot Brian Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter wants a big lollipop like a boy with gold ringlet hair would have.
14hrs Standing fourteen hours This Little Piggy Family Guy Season 13 1
Stewie notes that he has been standing fourteen hours.
Bigstar "Big" star This Little Piggy Family Guy Season 13 2
Quagmire finds an advertisement for Meg that refers to her as a "big" star. He has to leave for a "cock tail" party.
Massgravex McMillan Mass Grave Excavation This Little Piggy Family Guy Season 13 3
The end of the scene is turned into a commercial.
Thefarm The farm Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter thinks check books come from the farm.
DrunkKeira Too much to drink Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 2
Alternate take in which Keira says she might make out with another girl if she gets drunk.
Confidenceblack Confidence Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 3
Peter learns confidence from a black woman.
Closeupcrystal Born nine times Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 4
Close up on Crystal's face as Quagmire describes being born nine times.
Blackholecrystal Black holes Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 5
Crystal taught Stephen Hawking everything he knew about black holes.
Participation Participation Encyclopedia Griffin Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter invites the kids at home to join along and help solve the mystery.
Garbagefamily Dinner with Heather's family Encyclopedia Griffin Family Guy Season 13 2
Chris has dinner with Heather's family.
Irresistible Irresistible Encyclopedia Griffin Family Guy Season 13 3
Brian can't resist taking Heather's "hand" because he thinks a female dog peed on it..
Bigsausage Big sausage Encyclopedia Griffin Family Guy Season 13 4
Alternate take of the breakfast scene in which Heather gets a big "sausage," and Stewie wants some as well.
Joetell No telling Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 1
An extended scene in which Joe isn't even allowed to tell anyone he participated in the video.
Megburgerbath Meg's bath Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 2
Brian and Stewie watch as Meg eats a big plate of raw hamburger, and washes it down with bath water.
Studiointerview Studio interview Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 3
Chris is interviewed in the studio after his video airs.
Internetsucks Internet Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter complains that the internet sucks except for Kate Upton floating in zero gravity. Cleveland has no idea what the internet is.
Adoptedmutants Adopted Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 5
Jeffrey and Bruce adopt Stewie and Brian's surviving offspring.
Eroticroleplay Erotic roleplay Dr. C & The Women Family Guy Season 13 1
Cleveland tries to have Bonnie and Joe engage in erotic roleplay.
Bartab Running out Dr. C & The Women Family Guy Season 13 2
Cleveland runs out, but not before paying the bar tab.
Sassysecretary Sassy Sitcom Secretary in Real Life #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 1
The guys watch Sassy Sitcom Secretary in Real Life.
Supermodelmakeout Making out with a supermodel #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 2
Peter pretends to make out with a supermodel he claims to have found in the bowl.
Lifetimeaward Lifetime achievement award #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 3
Humpty Dumpty gets a lifetime achievement award.
Drowning Doing what he loved #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter observes that Joe died doing what he loved, violently drowning.
Blanketguy Blanket #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 5
Peter makes a quick save to avoid saying "black guy."
BaldHS Bald high school kid #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 6
Peter tries to get Joe to look at the bright side of not being a bald high school kid.
QU Q & U Once Bitten Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter and Brian go together better than the letters Q & U.
StBernard St. Bernard Once Bitten Family Guy Season 13 2
The drill instructor vows to make Brian a helpful dog, like a St. Bernard.
Dirt Getting the dirt Once Bitten Family Guy Season 13 3
Brian gets some dirt on one of the girls in Lois' Pilates classes, Peter delivers aid supplies to Africa.
Converted Converted Once Bitten Family Guy Season 13 4
Chris converts for Neil.
Mailman Mailman Roasted Guy Family Guy Season 13 1
Quagmire notes that Peter hasn't been so excited since he worked as a mailman.
Elevatorjoke Elevator Roasted Guy Family Guy Season 13 2
Cleveland would follow Peter anywhere, except into an elevator.
Dumbfarmhand Simple migrant farm laborer Roasted Guy Family Guy Season 13 3
Peter decides to seek new friendship with a simple migrant farm laborer.
Peterhobbies Trying on huge sunglasses Roasted Guy Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter is insecure about his appearance and hobbies.
Peebreak Pee break Fighting Irish Family Guy Season 13 1
Miss Tammy needs Lois' help to pee.
Wivesbathingsuits Bathing suits Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 1
Quagmire looks forward to seeing the wives in bathing suits.
Lotluggage Lots of luggage Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 2
Peter and Joe compare the amount of luggage they have to take.
Candycrush Candy Crush Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 3
Stewie complains that Carter made him miss his Candy Crush record.
Parasailing2 Parasailing Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter tries to parasail off the island.
Stubtoe Stubbed toe Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 5
Carter stubs his toe and swears during his "Jack LaLanne Workout" song.
Toiletries Toiletries Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 6
Cleveland cleans out the hotel before their planned departure.
Brownflush Wasting water Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 7
The rebels complain about the tourists wasting water on unnecessary flushing.

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