Jousting Drill Instructor
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Voiced by R. Lee Ermey
The jousting drill instructor appeared in "Mr. Saturday Knight", when Peter becomes a Renaissance Fair jouster.
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- Drill Sergeant: You all think you got what it takes to be jousters! If you're gonna joust, you got to want it! Let me hear your war cry!
- Mort: [Feeble cry]
- Drill Sergeant: Is that the best you got, you pile of crap?
- Mort: Yes. From an early age, my parents discouraged loud noises.
- Drill Sergeant: You know what you are? You're a candy-ass maggot!
- Peter: [Laughs]
- Drill Sergeant: You find something funny, maggot?
- Peter: Sir, no, sir!
- Drill Sergeant: You love the Middle Ages, don't you?
- Peter: Sir, yes, sir!
- Drill Sergeant: The concept of a geocentric universe gets you sexually excited, doesn't it?
- Peter: Sir, yes, sir!
- Drill Sergeant: You want to make 16th century mathematician Johannes Kepler your bitch, don't you?
- Peter: Sir, yes, sir!
[edit] Reference
The Drill Sergeant is a reference to the movie Full Metal Jacket. The dialogue is similar in many ways.
[edit] Filmography
- FG309 "Mr. Saturday Knight"
