|From the episode:||If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'|
|Singers:||Citizens of Quahog|
- Oh, dyin' boy of Quahog,
- Chris Griffin, you're so brave
- There's a smile on your face and a bounce in your step,
- as they dig your grave!
- (Clap clap),
- As they dig your grave!
- (Clap clap)