E. Peterbus Unum/Quotes

Mrs Stradford: The IRS is much kinder and gentler than it used to be. You smell nice.
Peter: What? Oh, no, that must be you.
Mrs Stradford: No, it couldn't be me. I just farted.

Cop: Hey thats against the Law! Your Coming with me! Peter: Nuh uh uh! Can't Touch Me!

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Peter: Can't Touch Me!

Ju - Ju - Ju - Ju - Just like the badguy in Lethal Weapon 2, I got Diplomatic Immunity. So, Hammer, You can't Sue.

I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street. I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teet. Can't Touch Me!

Peter: Can't Touch me Adam West: What in God's name is he doing? Peter: Can't Touch Me! Cleveland: I believe that's the "Worm".

Peter: Stop! Peter Time!

I'm a big shot! There's no doubt! Light a fire, then pee it out! Don't like it? Kiss my rump! Just for a minute, lets all do the Bump!

Can't touch me! Yeah! Do the Peter Griffin Bump! Can't touch me!

I'm Presidential Peter! Interns think I'm hot! Don't care if your handicapped, I'll still park in your spot!

I've been around the world! From Hartford to Back Bay! It's Peter! Go Peter! I'm so Peter! Yo, Peter! Lets see Regis rap this way! Can't touch me!

[turns to a girl who had been dancing] Peter: Except for you. You can touch me.

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