Emission Impossible/Quotes

• "Lois: Peter, why are we stopped?

Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...

Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!

Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh, I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty."

• "TELEVISION ANNOUNCER: We now return to the Smurfs...

(on television screen)

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?

Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!

Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.

Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.

Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!

Smurf #2: Yeah!

Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?

Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!

Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!"

• Peter: Oh my god!

Lois: What? WHAT?

Peter: It's a beautiful baby girl!

Carol Pewterschmidt: Oh! I'm so proud!

Peter: But this girl has a penis. Oh, well we'll soon sort that out [holding up a scalpel]

Lois: Peter, no! It's a boy!

• Lois: Right, I've HAD IT with these interruprions. All we want is a little time alone. Now you kids go to your room and don't come out for the rest of the night.

Chris: But I don't want to go to my room. There's an evil monkey in my closet. Peter: [with him and Lois chuckling] He, 'evil monkey'.

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