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Family Guy Episode Guide. All of your favorite Family Guy Episodes in detail

This is the Family Guy Wiki (FGW) Episode Guide. The show premiered on January 31, 1999 and originally ended on February 14, 2002. After the overwhelming success of DVD sales and cable ratings on Adult Swim, FOX decided to revive the program, and it began airing again on May 1, 2005.

A direct to DVD movie, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, was also released and it was later re-edited for television and aired as three episodes: "Stewie B. Goode", "Bango Was His Name Oh", and "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure".

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Seasons Guide

Season Episodes Originally aired DVD vol. DVD release date (R1) DVD cover
1 7 1999 1 April 15, 2003 Fguy vol1
2 21 1999–2000
3 22 2001–2002 2 September 9, 2003 Fguy vol2
4 30 2005-2006 3 November 29, 2005 Fguy vol3
4 November 14, 2006 Fg vol4
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story September 27, 2005 Untoldgriffinstory
5 18 2006–2007 5 & 6 September 18, 2007 (Vol. 5) Famguydvd5 170
6 12 2007-2008 6 & 7 October 21, 2008 (Vol. 6) FamilyGuyV6
Blue Harvest January 15, 2008 FGBlueHarvestDVD
7 16 2008–2009 7 & 8 June 16, 2009 (Vol. 7) FamilyGuy V7
8 21 2009-2010 8 & 9 June 15, 2010 (Vol. 8) Volume8Box
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side December 22, 2009 FGSomethingSomethingSomethingDarkSideDVD
9 18 2010-2011 9 December 13, 2011 (Vol. 9) FamilyGuy V9 f
It's A Trap! December 21, 2010 Family-guy-its-a-trap-dvd-1
10 September 25, 2012 (Vol. 10) Familyguyboxartvol10 1331749042
10 23 2011–2012 11 September 24, 2013 (Vol. 11) Vol11
11 22 2012–2013 12 December 17, 2013 (Vol. 12) FamilyGuy S12 s
12 21 2013–2014 13 TBA, 2015 (Vol. 13) NoDVDcover
13 TBA 2014–2015 14 TBA, 2016 (Vol. 14) NoDVDcover
14 TBA 2015–2016 15 TBA, 2017 (Vol. 15) NoDVDcover

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Season 1: 1999

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
1ACX01 "Death Has a Shadow" January 31, 1999 1ACX01 1 1
Against strict orders from Lois, Peter drinks profusely at his buddy's bachelor party. After showing up at work hung over, Peter gets fired. When he applies for welfare, they accidentally send him a check for $150,000, which leads to a spending binge. When Lois discovers the truth, Peter attempts to return the money to the taxpayers by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. But when he is arrested, his family must come to the rescue.
FGNeverMetDeadMan "I Never Met the Dead Man" April 11, 1999 1ACX02 2 2
While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out the city's cable. He goes crazy without television, until Lois suggests he spend more time with his family. This plan initially works but backfires when Peter drives the family nuts. Meanwhile, after Lois forces Stewie to eat his broccoli, he attempts to destroy all vegetables by building a weather control device.
FGChittyDeathBang "Chitty Chitty Death Bang" April 18, 1999 1ACX04 3 3
Lois is furious with Peter when he allows Meg to attend a party the same day as Stewie's first birthday. Unbeknownst to Meg, she's actually attending a cult meeting and when Peter brings her back home, the cult leader follows. Stewie recognizes the leader as the man who wants to return him to the "ovarian bastille".
FGMindOverMurder "Mind Over Murder" April 25, 1999 1ACX03 4 4
When Peter goes to Chris' soccer game, he inadvertently punches a pregnant woman he thought was a man. Restless under house arrest, Peter turns the basement into a bar and Lois ends up stealing the show. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to create a time machine to avoid teething pain.
FGAHeroSitsNextDoor "A Hero Sits Next Door" May 2, 1999 1ACX05 5 5
When a bubbly new family moves next door, Peter gets annoyed. Lois becomes fast friends with Bonnie, Meg tries to pick up on son Kevin and Peter is forced to invite Joe to play on his company baseball team. But when Joe shows up to the game in a wheelchair and wins the crowd's hearts with his slick maneuvers and winning plays, Peter decides he wants to be a hero too.
FGTheSonAlsoDraws "The Son Also Draws" May 9, 1999 1ACX06 6 6
Chris is booted from the Youth Scouts, so Peter takes the family to the Big Apple to get him reinstated. But when Peter takes a wrong turn, they end up at a Native American Casino where Lois hits the slot machine once too often. Peter must embark on a vision quest to prove he has Native American blood to save the day.
FGBrianPortaitofDog2 "Brian: Portrait of a Dog" May 16, 1999 1ACX07 7 7
Peter persuades Brian to swallow his pride and enter a dog show to win some extra cash. But when they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian decides he's had enough of being a second-class citizen. His struggle to assert his civil rights lands him on death row at the pound, where he discovers every dog has his day.

Season 2: 1999-2000

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
FamilyGuy PeterPeterCaviarEater "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater" September 23, 1999 1ACX08 1 8
When Lois' rich wealthy aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins, Peter is eager to move in and start living large. But when he gets carried away at an auction and bids ten million dollars on a piece of art, he's forced to trade in his new home. When Peter discovers the mansion was a whorehouse and isn't worth a dime, he must pull a fast one to save the day.
FGHolyCrap "Holy Crap" September 30, 1999 1ACX11 2 9
When Peter's religious father retires, Peter invites him to live with his family. In an attempt to bond with his dad, Peter gets him a job as a foreman at the toy factory. But when his dad begins to drive everyone crazy with his religious homilies, Peter must make a divine intervention to keep his sanity.
FGDaBoom "Da Boom" December 26, 1999 2ACX06 3 10
Peter's makes the family cancel their New Year's Eve plans because he's paranoid about the millennium. But when Y2K hits and the world is destroyed, all that remains standing is a Twinkie factory. When the Griffins set out to find the factory, they realize it's the end of the world as they know it.
2ACX01 "Brian in Love" March 7, 2000 2ACX01 4 11
When mysterious stains appear on the Griffins' carpet, they assume it's Stewie. But when Brian finally confesses that he made the mess, Lois encourages him to seek therapy. In an attempt to end his uncontrollable problem, Brian tours the world in search of himself. But nothing prepares him for what he discovers: he's in love with his best friend's wife.
1ACX13 "Love Thy Trophy" March 14, 2000 1ACX13 5 12
When Peter and his neighbors win a trophy for building the best float at a local parade, they fight over who gets to keep it. As a compromise, they decide to display the trophy in a place they all can enjoy it. But when it's stolen, everyone becomes a suspect. Meanwhile, in order to afford an expensive purse, Meg gets a job as a waitress and pretends Stewie is her son for sympathy tips.
FGDeathisBitch "Death Is a Bitch" March 21, 2000 1ACX14 6 13
When Peter winds up in the hospital, he runs up a huge bill. In an effort to get out of paying it, he claims "deceased" on his insurance forms and prompts Death to pay him a visit. But when Death sprains his ankle chasing Peter, he must recover at the Griffin's house. Everyone thinks they're invincible until Death asks Peter to fill in for him until he's back on his feet.
FGKingisDead "The King Is Dead" March 28, 2000 1ACX15 7 14
When Lois is appointed artistic director of the Quahog Players, she decides to make her first production "The King And I." This makes Peter feel depressed and uncreative, so Lois asks him to be the producer. But when Peter takes control and goes over Lois' head, the musical takes a turn for the worst.
FGIAmPeterHearMeRoar "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar" March 28, 2000 2ACX02 8 15
When Peter gets reprimanded for telling politically incorrect jokes at work, he is forced to attend a woman's retreat for sensitivity training. But when he comes home embracing his newfound feminine side, he drives everyone crazy.
FGIfImLyingImDying "If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'" April 4, 2000 1ACX12 9 16
When Peter's favorite show is canceled, he makes Chris pretend he is dying in order to ask the Make-A-Dream-Come-True Foundation to save the show. When the foundation agrees, Peter pretends to miraculously save Chris inadvertently becoming "the miracle curer of Quahog".
FGRunningMates1 "Running Mates" April 11, 2000 1ACX09 10 17
When Lois decides to run for the school board, Peter decides to run against her in an effort to get one of his favorite teachers rehired after Lois refused his request. But when Peter stops at nothing to win the race by using dirty methods, the campaign takes a turn for the worse. After Peter gets elected, his rise to power falls flat and he's forced to resign after an adult book he gave to Chris is found, and even worse, face his wife.
FGPictureisWorth "A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks" April 18, 2000 2ACX07 11 18
When Peter runs into an old classmate who owns an amusement park, he longs for the same fame and fortune. Meanwhile, a high-end gallery owner sees potential in Chris' painting and invites the Griffins to New York.
2ACX08 "Fifteen Minutes of Shame" April 25, 2000 2ACX08 12 19
When Meg decides her family has embarrassed her one too many times, she turns the tables by exposing them on a talk show. The Griffins create such a sensation on the show, the network executives decide to turn their outrageous life into a reality series. The only not happy about this is Meg, who is soon replaced with a sexier version and is forced to live elsewhere.
FGRoadtoRhodeIsland "Road to Rhode Island" May 30, 2000 2ACX12 13 20
While Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents in Palm Springs, Brian offers to go get him and bring him home. But when Brian gets drunk at the airport, it causes Stewie to lose their return plane tickets, so the two embark on a memorable road trip across country.
2ACX04 "Let's Go to the Hop" June 6, 2000 2ACX04 14 21
When a toad-licking epidemic sweeps Quahog High School, Peter goes undercover as a student, Lando Griffin, at Meg's school. When Peter becomes the coolest kid in class, Meg sees her chance to have the most popular date at the big dance. But when Peter decides to go with Meg's rival, Connie D Amico, she's devastated. When Meg arrives alone at the dance, Peter realizes that being popular isn't all it's cracked up to be.
FGDammitJanet "Dammit Janet!" June 13, 2000 2ACX09 15 22
When Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center to help him sharpen his social skills, he ends up developing his first crush on a little girl. Meanwhile, Lois begins feeling bored at home so she gets a job as a flight attendant. Peter hates the idea until he discovers there are free plane tickets involved.
FGTheresSomethingAboutPaulie "There's Something About Paulie" June 27, 2000 1ACX10 16 23
When Peter buys a car for Lois from an unscrupulous salesmen against her advice, it turns out to be a lemon. While drowning his sorrows at a local bar, Peter meets a mobster who helps him out with the car situation. In return, Peter fulfills a favor and takes the mobster's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. When the two hit it off, Lois becomes concerned with their ties to the mob and Peter inadvertently puts a hit out on her when she forbids Peter to see Paulie.
2ACX10 "He's Too Sexy for His Fat" June 27, 2000 2ACX10 17 24
When Chris is afraid to remove his shirt at a local hotel pool because he's embarrassed about his weight, Peter tries to convince Chris to get liposuction, but likes the idea so much, he gets it himself. After surgery, Peter looks thinner and everyone treats him better. This sends him back for more plastic surgery until he realizes looks can be deceiving.
FGEPeterbusUnum "E. Peterbus Unum" July 12, 2000 2ACX13 18 25
When his neighbors gets such a large tax refund, Peter decides to use his for a swimming pool, only to learn he isn't entitled for a refund. Disappointed when he learns that city codes forbid pools in his area after trying to build one, Peter decides to fight City Hall. When he discovers that there is no record of his property in the city records, he declares his land a country and makes himself the president.
FGStoryonPageOne "The Story on Page One" July 18, 2000 2ACX14 19 26
In order to improve her chances of getting into an Ivy League school, Meg decides to write for the school paper. She submits her first article on the Mayor of Quahog, but Peter secretly replaces her piece with a more exciting article of his own. When his plan backfires, Meg's chances of getting into Brown University are threatened.
FGWastedTalent1 "Wasted Talent" July 25, 2000 2ACX15 20 27
In an attempt to win a contest held by a local brewery, Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find the winning ticket hidden in a beer bottle. Meanwhile, Lois wants to beat Alexis, her rival, in an upcoming piano recital. But when Lois fails to find any good students, she is left high and dry until she finds that Peter can play the piano successfully while drunk.
ForeFatherFG1 "Fore Father" August 1, 2000 2ACX16 21 28
When Peter and the guys take their sons camping, Peter is disappointed in Chris' bumbling around the campsite and decides to teach him to be a man. Futilely trying to impress Peter, Chris gets a job picking up golf balls but Peter ignores him in favor of Cleveland, Jr., who shows a natural talent for golf.

Season 3: 2001-2003

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
FGTheThinWhiteLine "The Thin White Line" (1) July 11, 2001 2ACX17 1 29
Searching for meaning in life, Brian decides to devote his time to helping others. Using his keen sense of smell, he gets a job with the local police department and becomes the top-dog—until his nose gets him into trouble.
FGBrianDoesHollywood "Brian Does Hollywood" (2) July 18, 2001 2ACX20 2 30
In the conclusion of a two-part story line, Brian leaves Quahog for Hollywood in order to write films. When the Griffins visit him in Los Angeles, he desperately takes the first job offered to him in order to impress them—and finds himself directing a porno. Faced with fame and loneliness in his new field, Brian realizes that every dog needs a home.
FGMrGriffinGoesToWashington "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington" July 25, 2001 2ACX11 3 31
Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is purchased by a conglomerate that also owns a major tobacco company. When new management fires his boss, Peter is made President of the company and does such a convincing job of supporting the tobacco industry that the board sends him to Washington DC to give a speech on the benefits of smoking—until everything backfires.
FGOneIfByClam "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea" August 1, 2001 2ACX19 4 32
When Quahog is hit by a devastating hurricane, Peter's favorite bar "The Drunken Clam" is destroyed. The owner cannot rebuild the bar so a British man purchases the bar and turns it into a pub where British families start congregating at the pub thereby ruining Peter's old haunt.
FGAndTheWienerIs "And the Wiener is..." August 8, 2001 2ACX22 5 33
When Peter becomes jealous of the Chris' physical assets, he joins a gun club to overcompensate for his small size. But when they go on a hunting trip, it takes brains, not brawn, to save them. Meanwhile, Meg finds herself the target of the "cool" kids' wrath at school.
FGDeathLives1 "Death Lives" August 15, 2001 2ACX21 6 34
When Peter skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies, he is inexplicably struck by lightning and visited by Death. Instead of escorting Peter to the after-life, Death tells Peter that Lois will leave him in the future unless Peter uses his near-death experience to come to a life-changing revelation. In order to help him, Death takes Peter back to the moment that Peter and Lois met and fell in love.
FGLethalWeapons "Lethal Weapons" August 22, 2001 2ACX18 7 35
When Fall hits Quahog, the town becomes infested with New Yorkers who come to watch the leaves change colors. As the tension rises, Lois takes her aggression out by practicing Tae-Jitsu, becoming a black-belt and whipping the family into shape.
FGKissSeenRoundWorld "The Kiss Seen Around the World" August 29, 2001 3ACX02 8 36
When Meg applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it. Meanwhile, Stewie learns what a neighborhood bully is and the bully learns not to mess with Stewie.
FGMrSaturdayKnight1 "Mr. Saturday Knight" September 5, 2001 3ACX04 9 37
When Peter's boss dies, the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is destroyed in order to make way for the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Out of a job, Peter decides to follow his lifelong dream of becoming a knight with the traveling Renaissance Fair, but when he is caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, Maid Madeline, he must defend his family's reputation in an old-fashioned duel.
Fishoutofwater "A Fish out of Water" September 19, 2001 3ACX05 10 38
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral. Faced with losing the family home, Peter resorts to desperate measures to get the money and hunts down a famous man-eating fish for the reward money. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg hit the beach for Spring Break.
FGEmissionImpossible "Emission Impossible" November 8, 2001 3ACX01 11 39
Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and vows to keep Lois and Peter from sleeping together. After various attempts to stop them, Stewie shrinks himself down to a microscopic size and enters Peter's body in hopes of destroying all of his sperm.
FGToLoveAndDieInDixie "To Love and Die in Dixie" November 15, 2001 3ACX09 12 40
When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection program and must relocate to a small town in the deep south. While they are there, the townspeople put on a Civil War re-enactment and re-invent history by having the South win. But when Peter questions the historical truthfulness, the town turns on him and he must fight his own battle.
FGScrewedThePooch "Screwed the Pooch" November 29, 2001 3ACX08 13 41
When Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit's dog Sea Breeze. After the vet informs them that Sea Breeze is pregnant, Mr. Pewterschmidt refuses to let Brian near her. Brian decides to sue him for custody of the puppies.
FGPeterGriffinHusbandFatherBrother "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?" December 6, 2001 3ACX06 14 42
When Chris begins to embrace African-American culture, Peter takes him to an Irish heritage museum to teach him about his own culture. In a genealogy book, Chris discovers that he has an African-American ancestor. Meanwhile, when the Pewterschmidts come to visit, they reveal a secret and bribe Peter to keep it quiet. But after Peter accepts the bribe, he makes a harsh realization.
FGReadyWillingAndDisabled "Ready, Willing, and Disabled" December 20, 2001 3ACX07 15 43
When Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self-confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe and offers to train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter spikes Joe's drink with steroids and he goes on to win the gold medal and fame. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over a money clip and $26.
FGAVerySpecialFamilyGuyFreakinChristmas "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas" December 21, 2001 2ACX03 16 44
The Christmas season gets off to a rocky start for Peter who cannot seem to find the time to rest and watch the Christmas Specials, like the classic "KISS Saves Santa" in which they play themselves defeating Christmas bandits with the screech of the electric guitar. When Peter accidentally gives all of the family presents away, the family has to go the mall for last minute gifts on Christmas Eve, while Brian, who stays home, gets caught in a sticky mess with the Christmas tree and burns Lois' dinner. When the Griffins come home to the mess, nobody is prepared when Lois goes crazy and loses her Christmas cheer.
FGBrianWallowsPetersSwallows "Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows" January 17, 2002 3ACX03 17 45
When Brian finds the dating scene unbearable, he drowns his loneliness in alcohol and gets arrested for drunk driving. A court judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman who winds up being the love of Brian's life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard which becomes a nest for endangered birds.
FGFromMethodtoMadness "From Method to Madness" January 24, 2002 3ACX11 18 46
When Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from the ocean only to discover that the man is a nudist.
FGStuckTogetherTornApart "Stuck Together, Torn Apart" January 31, 2002 3ACX10 19 47
When Lois meets up with an old college friend Peter's jealousy causes trouble and they seek a marriage counselor. The marriage counselor recommends a trial separation and Peter ends up on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Meanwhile Brian and Stewie accidentally glue their hands together.
FGRoadToEurope "Road to Europe" aka "European Road Show" February 7, 2002 3ACX13 20 48
When Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe, they end up stranded in Saudi Arabia and take up residence at a Comfort Inn. In an attempt to get home, they steal a hot air balloon and pay a visit to Italy and England. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter go to KISS Stock and Peter is mortified when Lois doesn't know any KISS lyrics.
3x21 "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1" February 14, 2002 3ACX12 21 49
In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little? What if Peter found a Genie lamp? What if the Griffins had super powers?
FGWhenYouWishUponaWeinstein "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"[1] November 9, 2003 2ACX05 22 50
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein (a Jewish accountant) shows up at their door asking to use the phone to call for a tow. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.

Season 4: 2005-2006

Screenshot/Artwork Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
Family Guy NBNQ "North by North Quahog" May 1, 2005 4ACX01 1 51
Peter decides to take Lois on a second honeymoon. But when things go awry, they end up posing as a famous actor/director to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they inadvertently discover a copy of "The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This." Peter and Lois attempt to destroy the film and end up in a high-speed chase with two Catholic priests hell-bent on saving the movie.
FastTimesatBuddyCianciJrHigh "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High" May 8, 2005 4ACX02 2 52
When Chris' teacher wins the lotto and quits, Brian fills in as the substitute. All's well until Brian is moved to another class where he must teach troubled kids to aim low. Meanwhile, Chris is instantly smitten with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to be with him if he kills her husband. But when Lois finds the teacher's written instructions in Chris' laundry, she and Stewie conspire together to find answers and teach Chris a lesson.
FGBlindAmbition "Blind Ambition" May 15, 2005 4ACX04 3 53
Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements—Mort bowls a perfect game, Joe gets a guilty Quagmire off on unsavory charges and Quagmire accidentally saves a woman's life—so he decides to break a Guinness record to achieve something that he will be remembered for after he dies. After accidentally blinding himself, Peter wanders into the Drunken Clam while it's on fire and unknowingly saves Horace from the flames, becoming a local hero.
4acx04 "Don't Make Me Over" June 5, 2005 4ACX03 4 54
When Meg asks a cute boy at school on a date and he turns her down, she looks to her family for support. In an effort to cheer her up, Lois takes Meg to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but it's Meg's new look that has the record producers singing their praises. So the Griffins form a traveling family band that takes them all the way to New York to perform on "Saturday Night Live".
4acx08 "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire" June 12, 2005 4ACX08 5 55
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position. Peter identifies the other man as Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland of his wife's extracurricular activities. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lying down.
Petarded "Petarded" June 19, 2005 4ACX09 6 56
At a game night among friends, Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit, which leads Peter to gloat and think he's a genius. Brian knows the truth and challenges Peter to prove his intelligence by getting an IQ test. But when the test results determine Peter is legally mentally challenged, everyone ends up looking stupid.
FGBrian The Bachelor "Brian the Bachelor" June 26, 2005 4ACX10 7 57
When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant. He signs up for the free martinis and food, but ends up falling in love with the reality starlet, Brooke. Brian wins her heart—and the final rose—but when the cameras are turned off, this romance made in TV heaven takes a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Chris gets a horrible case of acne.
FGEightRulesBuying "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter" July 10, 2005 4ACX11 8 58
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months. But when Neil starts dating another girl, Meg becomes jealous and goes on the hunt to find a boyfriend of her own. Meanwhile, Stewie goes gaga over his hot new sitter, Liddane.
FGBreakingOutIsHardtoDo "Breaking Out is Hard to Do" July 17, 2005 4ACX12 9 59
When Lois is short on cash and can't pay her grocery store bill, she resorts to stealing. The adrenaline rush from shoplifting sends her on a stealing spree that spirals out of control and leaves her behind bars. Back at home, the family is a mess without Lois, so Peter and the kids decide to break her out of the clinker to get things back to normal.
4acx13 "Model Misbehavior" July 24, 2005 4ACX13 10 60
When the Griffins visit Lois' parents, Lois realizes that her father prevented her from fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a model, so she returns to Quahog and hits the catwalk. Lois is an instant hit, but the glamorous world goes to her head and Peter has to step in to get her back on track. Meanwhile, Stewie starts a pyramid scheme business and hires Brian as his assistant.
FamilyGuyJamesWoods "Peter's Got Woods" September 11, 2005 4ACX14 11 61
When Brian attends a PTA meeting, he meets Meg's high school teacher and starts to date her. This new relationship puts a strain on Peter and Brian's friendship, so Peter finds solace in new best friend, James Woods.
PerfectCastaway "The Perfect Castaway" September 18, 2005 4ACX15 12 62
When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip so Peter can save his failing business, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island. Months later, the guys are rescued from the island and Peter returns home to discover the new man of the house has a bark that's worse than his bite.
JungleLove "Jungle Love" September 25, 2005 4ACX16 13 63
When Chris discovers he'll be hazed as part of a high school ritual, he runs away to South America, where he joins a tribe of indigenous peoples. Meanwhile, Peter is forced to look for a job, but after several failed attempts he decides he's tired of starting at the bottom of the ladder. While Peter visits Chris in the South American jungle, tribal members treat him like a god, but both Peter and Chris learn that they can't run away from their problems forever.
FamilyGuyPTV "PTV" November 6, 2005 4ACX17 14 64
After a controversial mishap occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter's favorite television shows. Peter retaliates by creating his own TV station—"PTV"—which he operates out of the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create some edgy hits for the station, until the FCC shows up and starts to censor their everyday lives.
BrianCollege "Brian Goes Back to College" November 13, 2005 4ACX18 15 65
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian lands a job with the prestigious New Yorker. However, his college dropout status haunts him so he decides to go back to Brown University to get his degree. As Brian struggles to pass his class, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. Meanwhile, Peter and his friends combine forces to help the city (or so they think).
Courtshipofstewiesfather "The Courtship of Stewie's Father" November 20, 2005 4ACX19 16 66
When Stewie intensifies his efforts to kill Lois, she thinks he is acting out and orders Peter to spend more time with him. They begin to do some bonding until a theme park outing ends disastrously. Meanwhile, Chris does some bonding of his own when he develops a friendship with Herbert after breaking his window.
Fatguystrangler "The Fat Guy Strangler" November 27, 2005 4ACX20 17 67
When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his diagnosis is clear: he's too fat. This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, Lois discovers her long-lost brother, Patrick, and fights to get him released from an insane asylum. But a string of fat guys go missing soon after, and Peter and the NAAFP band together to get to the bottom of it.
FGHolyFonz "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz" December 18, 2005 4ACX22 18 68
When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mishap leaves Stewie stuck living in a bubble, Peter searches for a new religion finding faith in his television hero the Fonz. But "Happy Days" are not quite here as the newly established Church of the Fonz struggles to retain its members.
FGsinatra jr "Brian Sings and Swings" January 8, 2006 4ACX21 19 69
After an accident lands Brian in the hospital, he has a near-death experience that leads him to take a new lease on life. He finds a passion for singing and develops a new nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his "live in the moment" lifestyle only goes so far. Meanwhile, Meg's sexuality swings the other way.
FGPatriotGames1 "Patriot Games" January 29, 2006 4ACX25 20 70
At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control. Peter makes a drunken run for the bathroom that impresses Brady and lands Peter a spot on the New England Patriots football team. Life is great for the Griffins until Peter's new high profile goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie.
I Take Thee Quagmire "I Take Thee Quagmire" March 12, 2006 4ACX23 21 71
When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question. But when Quagmire's bachelor tendencies resurface, he takes some serious steps to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Stewie fights against breast-feeding withdrawals when Lois tries to wean him.
SiblingRivalry "Sibling Rivalry" March 26, 2006 4ACX24 22 72
After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy. But after the operation, Peter's sex drive becomes nonexistent. When Lois packs on some extra pounds, Peter's interest is renewed and things heat back up in the bedroom until her unhealthy eating habits get the best of her. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother and archrival Bertram confronts him and they declare an all-out war for control over the playground.
FGDeepThroats "Deep Throats" April 9, 2006 4ACX26 23 73
When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he's corrupt. Determined to expose his shady ways, Brian and Stewie go undercover and discover that Meg is in deeper than they thought. Meanwhile, a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk singing days. Unfortunately, they also revert to their hippie ways and Chris must stage an intervention.
Peterotica "Peterotica" April 23, 2006 4ACX27 24 74
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it. But when Carter gets sued for Peter's book on tape, he loses all his money and is forced to become a middle-class citizen, much to his chagrin.
FGKissGuyWhoReceives "You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives" April 30, 2006 4ACX28 25 75
While visiting the Griffins, Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged to his partner and wants to be married in their home. But when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog to cover up an unrelated scandal, Brian becomes a crazed activist and resorts to hostile ways to change the mayor's decision. Meanwhile, Lois questions her view toward gay marriage and Chris joins the extremist "Young Republicans" group to win a girl's heart.
FGPetergeist "Petergeist" May 7, 2006 4ACX29 26 76
After Joe builds a new home theater system, Peter tries to top it by building a multiplex in his backyard and discovers an Indian burial ground. But when he takes an Indian chief's skull, the house becomes haunted and Stewie pulls a "Carol Anne" and gets sucked into the television. Unfortunately for the Griffins, getting Stewie back from the poltergeist is just the beginning.
Panic Room (Family Guy) "Untitled Griffin Family History" May 14, 2006 4ACX30 27 77
When the Griffins get robbed, the family runs into Peter's panic room to escape the trespassers. Now isolated and trapped, Peter insists the family know about their ancestry and narrates a chain of events in world history that explain the Griffin name. Meanwhile, after Meg is chosen to go back into the house, she scares off the robbers in an unexpected way.
FGStewieBGoode1 "Stewie B. Goode[2]" (1) May 21, 2006 4ACX05 28 78[+]
After Stewie takes swimming lessons and meets a fellow student he doesn't like, he attempts to kill him by sabotaging a lifeguard stand. When the plan backfires, Stewie vows to change his life and decides to take up drinking to calm himself, but this quickly spirals out of control and the consequences are heavy.
FGBango1 "Bango Was His Name Oh[3]" (2) May 21, 2006 4ACX06 29 79[+]
When Stewie sees a man on television who looks just like him, he decides that it must be his real father and convinces Quagmire to take him to San Francisco in order to find him. But Stewie gets an even bigger surprise when he learns the real identity of the look-alike. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.
FGExcellentAdventure1 "Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure[3]" (3) May 21, 2006 4ACX07 30 80[+]
After Stewie meets his look-alike, he discovers that the man is his future self, enabling him to see what life has in store for him. However, when Stewie doesn't like what he sees, he realizes that the only way to ensure a different outcome is to change his ways immediately and hope for he best.

+  These episodes were the television versions of the Straight to DVD movie. Fox does not include them in their official episode count, however they are found on the official Family Guy episode guide.

Season 5: 2006-2007

Screenshot/Artwork Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
Stewie Loves Lois "Stewie Loves Lois" September 10, 2006 4ACX32 1 81
When Lois saves his beloved teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie starts to think that maybe he shouldn't kill his dear old mom and clings to her like a baby blanket. However, Stewie's change in demeanor doesn't go over well with Lois and she gets sick of all his loving attention. Meanwhile, Peter undergoes a prostate exam and thinks his doctor is molesting him.
Mother-tucker "Mother Tucker" September 17, 2006 4ACX31 2 82
When Peter's mother announces that she is getting a divorce, Peter feels abandoned until he finds a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Quahog's resident anchor man, Tom Tucker. Peter takes such an interest in Tom that he reverts to being a child again, but things aren't all fun and games for long. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR-style radio show, but when Stewie hears the news, he can't help but stir things up.
Family Guy-Hell Comes to Quahog "Hell Comes to Quahog" September 24, 2006 4ACX33 3 83
After Peter buys a military tank with Meg's money, her car fund goes out the window and she's forced to get a job at the newly built Superstore in town. However, the town's economy begins to suffer when Superstore puts all the mom-and-pop shops out of business and interrupts the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands in order to save the town from the corporate giant.
Savingprivatebrian "Saving Private Brian" November 5, 2006 4ACX34 4 84
After Chris is approached by an Army recruiter, Brian goes to the headquarters to give him a piece of his mind, but Stewie tags along and gets them both enlisted in boot camp. The two make it through training with no help from Sergeant Angryman and end up in Iraq, where they try everything possible to get an honorable discharge. Meanwhile, at home base, Chris joins a Goth rock band and their hit track is "Evil, Evil Monkey".
WhistleWhileYourWifeWorks "Whistle While Your Wife Works" November 12, 2006 4ACX35 5 85
When Peter hurts his hand and his boss Angela tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery and helps him play catch-up. Meanwhile, when Stewie discovers that Brian is dating a very attractive but intellectually challenged girl named Jillian, he tries to convince Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't close the deal because she is so hot.
FamGuy05x06 "Prick Up Your Ears" November 19, 2006 5ACX01 6 86
When Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex, she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. After Lois upsets the other parents with her honest approach, Principal Shepherd is forced to replace her with Reverend Jerry Kirkwood. Meanwhile, Meg and her new guy take an abstinence pledge, but still manage to find a loophole. And a terrified Stewie sets a series of traps for the Tooth Fairy, hell-bent on destroying him.
Familyguychickcancer "Chick Cancer" November 26, 2006 5ACX02 7 87
Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian on a double date. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own movie based on the plots of every girly movie ever made.
BarelylegalFG "Barely Legal" December 17, 2006 5ACX03 8 88
When Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, Brian gets suckered into going with her, even though he is dating Jillian. When Brian arrives at the dance he gets drunk to ease his pain, but after he makes out with Meg he really hurts. The next morning Meg starts to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every waking moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force and have to come to Brian's aid.
Roadtorupert "Road to Rupert" January 28, 2007 5ACX04 9 89
When the family has a garage sale, Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear Rupert. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, CO. When they find the culprit, Stanford, Stewie challenges him to a ski-off to get Rupert back. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
PetersTwoDads "Peter's Two Dads" February 11, 2007 5ACX05 10 90
After Peter's dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk, which is a great honor, and he challenges him to a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but he quickly realizes that he likes it and does whatever he can to get into trouble.
FGtanaquatic "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou" February 18, 2007 5ACX06 11 91
When a bully begins to harass Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter beats him up. This is so satisfying that Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian accidentally leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
FGairport07 "Airport '07" March 4, 2007 5ACX08 12 92
Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can't find another gig(gitty giggity), so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day.
BillPeterFG "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey" March 11, 2007 5ACX07 13 93
After Peter helps Bill Clinton out with a flat tire, they become fast friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois starts to think Bill is a bad influence. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter is devastated and tries to get back at Lois but finds he loves her too much to go through with having an affair. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.
MealswheelsFG "No Meals on Wheels" March 25, 2007 5ACX09 14 94
When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is excited that it might become a cop hangout. However, things don't really turn out as Peter had hoped and it begins to be popular with handicapped patrons. Although Peter attempts to change the atmosphere of his new place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.
FGBoysDoCry "Boys Do Cry" April 29, 2007 5ACX10 15 95
The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
FamilyGuyS05E16 "No Chris Left Behind" May 6, 2007 5ACX11 16 96
When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in a snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you'll never guess how it all ends.
ItTakesVillageIdiot "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One" May 13, 2007 5ACX12 17 97
When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn't the front-runner until she "dumbs down" her political views. Once in office, she's corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter's enjoying being the "first lady" and all of the perks that go along with it.
FGmeetquagmires "Meet the Quagmires" May 20, 2007 5ACX13 18 98
Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire's charming characteristics.

Season 6: 2007-2008

FOX celebrated the 100th episode episode as "Stewie Kills Lois", although the three episodes that made up the DVD movie weren't included in their "official" count. They also counted the hour long episode Blue Harvest count as two individual episodes, explaining the differing episodes for the 100th show. This season had a shortened episode count due to the Writer's Strike.

Screenshot/Artwork Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
BlueHarvestPoster1 "Blue Harvest" September 23, 2007 5ACX16 5ACX22 1 99
When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told: the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death.
FGMovingOut "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)" September 30, 2007 5ACX14 2 100
When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian, she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin'. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired.
FGBelieveItOrNot "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air" October 7, 2007 5ACX15 3 101
After Joe overhears Bonnie's phone conversation, in which she tells a friend that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal.
Stewie kills lois Small "Stewie Kills Lois" (1) November 4, 2007 5ACX17 4 102
In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and...well...the title of the episode says it all.
FGLoisKillsStewie2 "Lois Kills Stewie" (2) November 11, 2007 5ACX18 5 103
While all of Quahog assumes she's dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Then, Stewie tries to take over the world and in the interim auditions for the American Idol judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie.
FGPadreFamilia "Padre de Familia" November 18, 2007 5ACX20 6 104
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law's estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights.
FGPetersDaughter "Peter's Daughter" November 25, 2007 5ACX21 7 105
When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student named Micheal and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives Micheal away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married.
McStroke1 "McStroke" January 13, 2008 5ACX19 8 106
Peter decides to grow a mustache, but then he's mistaken for a fireman (because they all have mustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a "thank you" but he eats so many and he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse
FGBackToTheWoods "Back to the Woods" February 17, 2008 6ACX02 9 107
James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. First, James steals Peter's identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image.
FGPlayItAgainBrian "Play It Again, Brian" March 2, 2008 6ACX01 10 108
Peter and Lois's marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a relaxing vacation. As Peter's drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian's self-restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.
FGFormerLifeBrian "The Former Life of Brian" April 27, 2008 6ACX04 11 109
When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin's so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian's self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois.
FGLongJohnPeter "Long John Peter" May 4, 2008 6ACX06 12 110
It's a pirate's life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna.

Season 7: 2008-2009

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
FGLoveBlactually "Love, Blactually" September 28, 2008 6ACX03 1 111
When Brian meets Carolyn, the girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie's advice to take things slow. This drives Carolyn crazy, and she soon moves on to another man. When Brian discovers Cleveland is the new man, he does whatever it takes (even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta) to win Carolyn back.
I dream of Jesus "I Dream of Jesus" October 5, 2008 6ACX05 2 112
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen, Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved song, when he runs into a familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs.
Road to Germany "Road to Germany" October 19, 2008 6ACX08 3 113
When Mort accidentally steps into a time machine, Brian and Stewie follow him in order to bring him back. But when they discover they're in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion, things go from bad to worse and the trio has to find a way back to Quahog safely.
FGBabyNotOnBoard "Baby Not On Board" November 2, 2008 6ACX07 4 114
After Peter gets sexually harassed by Chris, Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left Stewie home alone, it's a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog.
Two Brians "The Man with Two Brians" November 9, 2008 6ACX09 5 115
After watching Johnny Knoxville on "Jackass," Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the "new Brian" crosses the line and humps Stewie's favorite toy.
Talesofthirdgradenothing1 "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing" November 16, 2008 6ACX10 6 116
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.
FGOceans3.5 "Ocean's Three and a Half" February 15, 2009 6ACX11 7 117
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.
FamilyGay
"Family Gay" March 8, 2009 6ACX12 8 118
To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny." Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy.
FGOJ "The Juice Is Loose" March 15, 2009 6ACX13 9 119
Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. When Peter befriends the infamous former running back and brings him home to meet the family, the residents of Quahog aren't so welcoming to the new houseguest and tell him to take a hike.
FGFoxyLady "FOX-y Lady" March 22, 2009 6ACX14 10 120
Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative exposé on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host she gets canned.
FGuy NotAllDogs 6acx17 sc640a 01F "Not All Dogs Go To Heaven" March 29, 2009 6ACX17 11 121
The Griffin family heads to the annual Quahog "Star Trek" convention, but Stewie blows a fuse when he doesn't get a chance to ask his favorite "Star Trek: The Next Generation" cast members any questions. He devises a plan, builds a transporter and beams the entire cast to his bedroom so they can spend a fun-filled day together in Quahog. Meanwhile after getting mumps, Meg watches a religious TV show and becomes devoted to spreading God's word, causing Brian to reveal that he is an atheist.
FG420a "420" April 19, 2009 6ACX16 12 122
After Brian gets thrown in the slammer for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the whole town goes to pot.
FGStewroids2 "Stew-Roids" April 26, 2009 6ACX18 13 123
After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe's infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter. It seems like all of Stewie's hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.
FGLoveYouConrad1 "We Love You, Conrad" May 3, 2009 6ACX19 14 124
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.
3 kings promo 1 "Three Kings" May 10, 2009 6ACX15 15 125
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works.
Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery.
Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie.
The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
FGPetersProgress "Peter's Progress" May 17, 2009 6ACX20 16 126
Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog. It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved "How I Met Your Mother".

Season 8: 2009-2010

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
FGroadtomultiverse "Road to the Multiverse" September 27, 2009 7ACX06 1 127
Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes. When They try to get back home, they run into problems and Stewie's device keeps sending elsewhere. They find a universe where Dogs rule over people where Brian breaks the device. Dog-Stewie from that universe helps real Brian and Stewie get back home.
FGuy FamilyGoy sc335 0044F "Family Goy" October 4, 2009 7ACX01 2 128
Lois discovers she is partially Jewish. Peter decides to try and make their whole family Jewish. Peter sees his late father who says he will go to hell if he doesn't act like a Christian. After his vision, Peter does everything he can to remove any Jewish aspect from their family.
FGuy SpieReminiscentofUs 703-6F "Spies Reminiscent of Us" October 11, 2009 7ACX03 3 129
Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that there are Russian Sleeper Cells all over US. They go talk to Mayor West, and find out he is one of the sleeper cells. They follow Mayor West to Russia where they disable a nuke aimed at the US.
FGuy BriansBrandNewBag 702 1F "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag" November 8, 2009 7ACX02 4 130
Peter buys a Roadhouse DVD and decides all of life's problems can be solved by kicking things. When he and Brian get into a car accident, Brian meets a young girl and sets up a date. The girl ditches him for another guy and Brian ends up dating the girl's mother, becoming the laughingstock of the family.
FGuy HannahBanana 0057F "Hannah Banana" November 8, 2009 7ACX05 5 131
Chris tries to prove to the family that the Evil Monkey is real. Meanwhile, Stewie attends a concert of a teen superstar in New York and discovers a surprising secret about the singer; she is an android. When he tries to reprogram her, she goes out of control terrorizing the city.
FGQuagmiresBaby2 "Quagmire's Baby" November 15, 2009 7ACX04 6 132
Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a stupid clone of himself that he uses as a slave. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down.
FGJeromeIsTheNewBlack "Jerome Is the New Black" November 22, 2009 7ACX08 7 133
A new guy named Jerome is a candidate when Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. However, things don't look so good for Brian when it's discovered that Quagmire hates him. Peter turns to jealousy when he finds out that Jerome used to date Lois.
FGuy DogGone 0058F-475x356 "Dog Gone" November 29, 2009 7ACX07 8 134
Lois gets tired of Peter always making a mess and hires a maid. Brian was given false hope that a group of intellectuals enjoyed the novel he had previously written. When driving home late he hits and kills another dog. When he confessed, no one cared about the dog so he tries to prove that a dog's life matters.
FGuy BusinessGuy 0055F "Business Guy" December 13, 2009 7ACX11 9 135
When Peter gives Lois’ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't help. Lois gains control of Pewterschmidt Industries which she passes to Peter. He gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built.
FGuy BigManOnHippocampus 709 0001F "Big Man on Hippocampus" January 3, 2010 7ACX09 10 136
After Peter hits his head and develops amnesia, he forgets everything, including his family and his friends. Lois takes extra care of Peter and tries everything to jog his memory and until he starts hitting on other women. Fed up with his antics, Lois takes the kids and leaves, giving Quagmire his opportunity to swoop in and score
FGuy DialMegForMurder 0060F "Dial Meg for Murder" January 31, 2010 7ACX12 11 137
Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds that her boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford), has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house.
FGuy ExtraLargeMedium g02F-475x357 "Extra Large Medium" February 14, 2010 7ACX14 12 138
When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit’s end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys return home, Lois and Peter’s psychic obsession continues, and Peter takes it a step too far when he starts charging neighbors for his extrasensory perception. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.
FGuy GoStewieGo 0060F "Go, Stewie, Go!" March 14, 2010 7ACX15 13 139
Stewie pulls a “Tootsie” and cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Review. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age, and she gets a bit jealous of Meg’s new boyfriend.
FGuy Peterassment 0042F "Peter-assment" March 21, 2010 7ACX16 14 140
When Peter and Lois go to watch first Stewie's musical and record it on camera, Peters records Richard Dreyfus instead. When a TV channel pays him for it, he decides to become a full-time paparazzi. While taping Olie Williams, he breaks his glasses, forcing him to wear his contacts. His boss, Angela finds him very attractive without glasses and starts harassing him.
FGuy HouseofPain 0001F "Brian Griffin's House of Payne" March 28, 2010 7ACX13 15 141
Brian writes a television show, but it ends up getting sabotaged by James Woods.
FGuy AprilInQuahog 0001F "April in Quahog" April 11, 2010 7ACX18 16 142
After it’s announced that the Apocalypse is coming in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog tries to live out their last day to the fullest, while Peter tries to fix his mistakes.
FGBrianAndStewie "Brian & Stewie" May 2, 2010 7ACX20 17 143
In the "celebrated" 150th episode Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. Unlike any other Family Guy episode, the acts will play out in real time as Brian and Stewie react to being locked in a small space with no baby food or martinis to keep them from losing their minds while they create an escape plan.
FGuy QuagmiresDad 0172F "Quagmire's Dad" May 9, 2010 7ACX19 18 144
Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother's Day, when his father starts to go through the change of his life.
FGuy TheSplendidSource 0070F "The Splendid Source" May 16, 2010 7ACX17 19 145
Peter and the gang's search for the historical source of all dirty jokes leads them to Virginia where they reunite with Cleveland and meet his new family.
SomethingDarkSidePoster "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side" May 23, 2010 6ACX21 6ACX22 20 146
The story of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back is retold.
FgPTOE "Partial Terms of Endearment" Unaired (U.S.); June 20, 2010 (U.K.) 7ACX10 21 147
Lois agrees to become a surrogate for an infertile friend's baby, but when her friend unexpectedly dies, Lois considers having an abortion. This episode has been banned by FOX from airing on television in the US.

Season 9: 2010-2011

This season was the first to air in high-definition.

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
8acx01 02 sc361 0127A And Then There Were Fewer September 26, 2010 8ACX01 8ACX02 1 148
An hour long whodunit episode in which the Griffins and their neighbors are locked up together trying to solve murders.
FG803 SC 390 "Excellence in Broadcasting" October 3, 2010 8ACX03 2 149
Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.
FG804 SC 621 "Welcome Back, Carter" October 10, 2010 8ACX04 3 150
After Peter catches Lois’ dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois’ mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter’s return to bachelorhood.
8acx06 sc340 0027 "Halloween on Spooner Street" November 7. 2010 8ACX06 4 151
Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.
FG805grab5 "Baby, You Knock Me Out" November 14, 2010 8ACX05 5 152
After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.
FG807STILL4 "Brian Writes a Bestseller" November 21, 2010 8ACX07 6 153
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.
8acx08 09 sc1018 0001 "Road to the North Pole" December 12, 2010 8ACX08 8ACX09 7 154
Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.
FG810 6F "New Kidney in Town" January 9, 2011 8ACX10 8 155
Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce President Obama at school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.
FG812 3F "And I'm Joyce Kinney" January 16, 2011 8ACX12 9 156
Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.
FG813STILL4 "Friends of Peter G" February 13, 2011 8ACX13 10 157
Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.
8acx14 sc032 0096 "German Guy" February 20, 2011 8ACX14 11 158
Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.
8acx11 sc608 0346F "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair" March 6, 2011 8ACX11 12 159
Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.
FG817STILL4 "Trading Places" March 20, 2011 8ACX17 13 160
Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.
8acx16 627 0034F "Tiegs for Two" April 10, 2011 8ACX16 14 161
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other’s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian Russell.
FG815STILL11 "Brothers & Sisters" April 17, 2011 8ACX15 15 162
When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris’ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.
FG818STILL3 "The Big Bang Theory" May 8, 2011 8ACX18 16 163
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.
FG819STILL8 "Foreign Affairs" May 15, 2011 8ACX19 17 164
Bonnie and Lois go to Paris.
WHABFAT "It's A Trap!" May 22, 2011 7ACX21 7ACX22 18 165
Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.

Season 10: 2011-2012

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
Family guy a p "Lottery Fever" September 25, 2011 9ACX01 01 166
The Griffins struggle to stay grounded after winning the lottery.
Seahore Seashell Party 7 "Seahorse Seashell Party" October 2, 2011 8ACX20 02 167
While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter.
8acx21 624 0060 "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." October 30, 2011 8ACX21 03 168
When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.
9acx02 071 0100 "Stewie Goes for a Drive" November 6, 2011 9ACX02 04 169
Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble.
9acx08 080 0054 "Back to the Pilot" November 13, 2011 9ACX08 05 170
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the very first episode of the series.
FG904STILL6 "Thanksgiving" November 20, 2011 9ACX04 06 171
Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.
8acx22 614 0066 "Amish Guy" November 27, 2011 8ACX22 07 172
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.
CoolHandPeter "Cool Hand Peter" December 4, 2011 9ACX05 08 173
Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire go on a road trip in the deep South.
FG907STILL9 "Grumpy Old Man" December 11, 2011 9ACX07 09 174
After Lois' father falls asleep while driving, the Griffins visit retirement communities in Florida.
Quagmeg "Quagmire and Meg" January 8, 2012 9ACX03 10 175
On Meg's 18th birthday, Quagmire moves in for the kill, and Peter tries to put an end to the relationship.
9acx06 340 0133F "The Blind Side" January 15, 2012 9ACX06 11 176
Brian's new girlfriend hates dogs and Peter meets his new co-worker, Stella.
9acx09 030 0071 "Livin' on a Prayer" January 29, 2012 9ACX09 12 177
When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself.
FG910STILL1 "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream" February 12, 2012 9ACX10 13 178
Tom Tucker decides to restart his Hollywood career with Peter as his agent. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.
9acx11 335 0128 "Be Careful What You Fish For" February 19, 2012 9ACX11 14 179
When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin. Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog and outstays his welcome at Peter's.
FG913STILL7 "Burning Down the Bayit" March 4, 2012 9ACX13 15 180
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money.
9acx12 021 0025 "Killer Queen" March 11, 2012 9ACX12 16 181
When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album.
FG914STILL3 "Forget-Me-Not" March 18, 2012 9ACX14 17 182
A seemingly innocent guy's night out takes a sudden turn for the worse when Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire wake up in a hospital and discover that their memories have been erased.
9acx15 337 0066 "You Can't Do That On Television, Peter" April 1, 2012 9ACX15 18 183
Peter creates and stars in a children's TV show after his favorite kiddie show is canceled. Meanwhile, Meg begins an internship with Dr. Hartman at the hospital.
FG917STILL5 "Mr. and Mrs. Stewie" April 29, 2012 9ACX17 19 184
Stewie meets a girl who's just as precocious as he is, and it turns out that they have much in common including a love of advanced weaponry. Meanwhile, Lois is tired of being crushed in bed by the sleeping Peter, so she gets twin beds. This upsets Peter, who needs to cuddle to fall asleep.
9acx16 064 0009 "Leggo My Meg-O" May 6, 2012 9ACX16 20 185
When Meg gets kidnapped during her trip to Europe, Brian and Stewie embark on an action-packed mission to find her.
FG918STILL7 "Tea Peter" May 13, 2012 9ACX18 21 186
After Quahog City Hall threatens to shut down Peter’s illegally-run business, Peter joins the Tea Party and successfully campaigns to shut down the government. Meanwhile, Peter’s father-in-law, Carter, reaps the benefit of all the chaos in Quahog.
9acx19 002 0383 "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2" May 20, 2012 9ACX19 22 187
Continuing a popular show tradition, Brian and Stewie respond to viewer mail. We meet a British version of the Griffins, Quahog is taken over by a famous comedian and we get to see the world from Stewie’s POV.
FG920STILL9 "Internal Affairs" May 20, 2012 9ACX20 23 188
Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand with his attractive new partner in order to even the score with Bonnie for her own indiscretions. But when Bonnie finds out and threatens divorce, Lois insists that Peter get them back together. Meanwhile, Peter has another run-in with the angry chicken which makes for yet another epic fight.

Season 11: 2012-2013

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
Into-fat-air-comic-con-2 510 "Into Fat Air" September 30, 2012 9ACX21 01 189
The Griffins attempt to climb Mt. Everest because Peter gets competitive again with Lois’ ex, Ross Fishman.
FG1001STILL4 "Ratings Guy" October 7, 2012 AACX01 02 190
The Griffins become a Nielsen Family and Peter decides to rig the ratings.
FG922STILL8 "The Old Man and the Big 'C'" November 4, 2012 9ACX22 03 191
When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.
FG1004STILL12 "Yug Ylimaf" November 11, 2012 AACX04 04 192
Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”
FG1003 SC014f "Joe's Revenge" November 18, 2012 AACX03 05 193
When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.
FG1005 SC382 "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell" November 25, 2012 AACX05 06 194
Lois has a midlife crisis leaving Peter desperately trying to keep up with her. Meanwhile, Stewie believes his pet turtle is evil.
Aacx02 321 02b 0097 "Friends Without Benefits" December 9, 2012 AACX02 07 195
Meg is saddened when she learns a boy she has a crush on is gay.
Aacx07 620 03 0184 "Jesus, Mary & Joseph" December 23, 2012 AACX07 08 196
Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.
Aacx06 385 0084 "Space Cadet" January 6, 2013 AACX06 09 197
To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it's up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.
Aacx08 042 0075 "Brian's Play" January 13, 2013 AACX08 10 198
Brian's confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that's much better than his.
Aacx09 081 02 0007 "The Giggity Wife" January 27, 2013 AACX09 11 199
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.
Aacx11 310 02a 0049 "Valentine's Day in Quahog" February 10, 2013 AACX11 12 200
Love is in the air on Valentine's Day. Meg dates a guy from the internet, Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the '60s and Peter and Lois decide to stay in bed all day. Meanwhile, Brian's ex-girlfriends pay him a visit and Quagmire gets in touch with his feminine side.
1010 sc652 "Chris Cross" February 17, 2013 AACX10 13 201
Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.
Aacx12 328 05 0129 "Call Girl" March 10, 2013 AACX12 14 202
When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter's voice on the other end of the line.
Aacx13 333 03 0083 "Turban Cowboy" March 17, 2013 AACX13 15 203
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.
Aacx14 396 04 0001 "12 and a Half Angry Men" March 24, 2013 AACX14 16 204
When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting "not guilty," and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there's a reasonable doubt of the Mayor's guilt.
Aacx15 635 03b 0015 "Bigfat" April 14, 2013 AACX15 17 205
Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his family with no ability to communicate intelligently.
Aacx16 690 03 0006 "Total Recall" April 28, 2013 AACX16 18 206
After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Peter falls ill and can't compete in his bowling tournament, Peter becomes jealous when Lois fills in for him.
Aacx18 077 04 0231 "Save the Clam" May 5, 2013 AACX18 19 207
When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg gets a part-time job at a funeral home.
Aacx19 368 02a 0230 "Farmer Guy" May 12, 2013 AACX19 20 208
Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.
Aacx20 327 02 0026 "Roads to Vegas" May 19, 2013 AACX20 21 209
Duplicates of Brian and Stewie each see a road trip differently.
Aacx21 341 04 0030 "No Country Club for Old Men" May 19, 2013 AACX21 22 210
The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

Season 12: 2013-2014

Screenshot Title Original airdate Production code Season Episode # Total Episodes #
Bacx01 052 02a 0010 "Finders Keepers" September 29, 2013 BACX01 01 211
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
Bacx02 042 04 0125 "Vestigial Peter" October 6, 2013 BACX02 02 212
Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It's not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin. However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
Bacx03 354b 04a 0014 "Quagmire's Quagmire" November 3, 2013 BACX03 03 213
Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman who kidnaps him to become her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad scour Quahog's seedy back alleys to locate and save him. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, become involved in an odd love triangle.
Aacx22 038 04b 0085 "A Fistful of Meg" November 10, 2013 AACX22 04 214
Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed "Mental Mike." When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.
Bacx04 388 02 0029 "Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee" November 17, 2013 BACX04 05 215
The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
1105 sc066dA "Life of Brian" November 24, 2013 BACX05 06 216
When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th Century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens, and he is unable to go back in time.
Bacx06 611 03a 0055DJ1 "Into Harmony's Way" December 8, 2013 BACX06 07 217
When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter's head.
Christmasguy1 "Christmas Guy" December 15, 2013 BACX07 08 218
When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.
Bacx08 347 04 0048 "Peter Problems" January 5, 2014 BACX08 09 219
When Peter finds he can't perform his, um, er, uh, manly duties, he enlists Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.
1045244 10151734848232674 1848409654 n "Grimm Job" January 12, 2014 BACX09 10 220
A collection of Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm.
Bacx10 306 02b 0223 "Brian's a Bad Father" January 26, 2014 BACX10 11 221
When Brian's neglected son Dylan shows up in town as a teen TV star, Brian jumps at the opportunity to be hired on the show's writing staff instead of being a good father. Meanwhile, after Peter accidentally shoots Quagmire on a hunting trip, the two friends clash and Joe must choose a side.
Bacx11 392 02 0091 "Mom's the Word" March 9, 2014 BACX11 12 222
After Peter's mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn, who attempts to seduce Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught when he understands the reality of death for the first time.
Aacx17 612 04a 0138 "3 Acts of God" March 16, 2014 AACX17 13 223
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
1113 sc059A "Fresh Heir" March 23, 2014 BACX13 14 224
When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter's fortune - but refuses to take the money - Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.
1112 sc025A "Secondhand Spoke" March 30, 2014 BACX12 15 225
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.
Screenshot2014-03-11at6.50.46PMA "Herpe, the Love Sore" April 6, 2014 BACX16 16 226
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam, Peter and the guys must fight back
Bacx14 331e 02 0398 "The Most Interesting Man in the World" April 13, 2014 BACX14 17 227
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.
Bacx15 081 03 0177 "Baby Got Black" April 27, 2014 BACX15 18 228
When Chris begins to date Jerome's daughter Pam, Jerome forbids it. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids.
Bacx17 371 02a 0022 "Meg Stinks!" May 4, 2014 BACX17 19 229
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.
Bacx19 667 03 0237 "He's Bla-ack!" May 11, 2014 BACX19 20 230
Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
Bacx18 606 05 0141 "Chap Stewie" May 18, 2014 BACX18 21 231
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

Season 13: 2014-2015

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2014Comiccon "The Simpsons Guy" September 28, 2014 BACX?? 01 232
The Griffins meet the Simpsons.
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Season 14: 2015-2016

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Larry Shorts

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LifeofLarry "The Life of Larry" 1995 1 .
Seth MacFarlane created a short film titled The Life of Larry while studying at the Rhode Island School of Design. It featured a middle-aged slob named Larry Cummings, his cynical talking dog, Steve, wife Lois, and pudgy teenage son Milt.
Larrysteve "Larry and Steve" 1997 2 .
This short begins with Steve in front of a camcorder recording an SOS tape for someone to come and save him from his bumbling owner, Larry.

Pilot Pitch

Original short hand-drawn by Seth MacFarlane to sell FOX on Family Guy

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Pilot Pitch 1 "Pilot Pitch" 1998 0
Released on DVD Volume 2

Web Episodes

Available on MySpace in 10 min. segments released throughout the year

Screenshot Title Original airdate #
UpLateEp1 "Up Late With Stewie and Brian" February 25, 2007 1
Guest: Rob Corddry

Specials

Screenshot Title Original airdate Special #
FG100 "The Family Guy 100th Episode Special" [4] November 4, 2007 SP1
This special half-hour Family Guy tribute showcases the outrageous antics of the Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting, irreverent humor of the fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are revisited.
FGTheStorySoFar "The Story So Far" April 18, 2009 SP2
Narrated by Mathew Horne this BBC Three special takes a look at how the multi-award winning animation show was originally created. A must for all Family Guy fans, the show includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peek clips from season eight and examines the success of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.
FGCreatingTheChaos "Creating the Chaos" April 18, 2009 SP3
The second Behind-The-Scenes Special first broadcast in The UK on Channel BBC Three. It was broadcast as part of "Family Guy Night", a celebration to prelude the UK premiere of Season 7.
Logo1 "Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show" November 8, 2009 SP4
A half-hour commercial-free variety show starring Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein sponsored by the new 2009 Warner Bros. Pictures release, Sherlock Holmes.
Top20 "Family Guy: The Top 20 Characters" May 8, 2010 SP5
A special celebrating Family Guy, airing on the second "BBC Three's Big Fat Family Guy Weekender" celebration to prelude the UK premiere of Season 8, from the same team that produced the BBC Three Family Guy specials 'Creating the Chaos' and 'The Story So Far'. The show reveals the top 20 characters of all time.
Pilot Pitch 1 "Groundbreaking Gags" May 8, 2011 SP6
A special celebrating Family Guy, airing on the third "BBC Three's Big Fat Family Guy Weekender" celebration to prelude the UK premiere of Season 9. The show reveals the top gags.
FamilyGuy200thLogo StewieHead final "200 Episodes Later" November 11, 2012 SP7
A retrospective on 200 episodes of Family Guy.

Straight to DVD Releases

Screenshot Title Release Date #
Untoldgriffinstory Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story September 27, 2005 1
After a competitive swim lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower. But when his plan backfires and he has a near-death experience, Stewie turns to the bottle to numb himself. A bizarre chain of events leads Stewie and Brian on a road trip to San Francisco, where Stewie confronts a guy he believes is his real father. But when it turns out he's actually Stewie in the future, Stewie gets a glimpse of his dismal adult life and realizes he must return to his own time and rewrite history. Meanwhile, Peter's rants on everyday irritations become a new hit segment on the Quahog Nightly News!
Ptoe "Partial Terms of Endearment September 28, 2010 2
Lois agrees to become a surrogate for an infertile friend's baby, but when her friend unexpectedly dies, Lois considers having an abortion. This episode has been refused by FOX to air on television.


Family Guy TV Series 1999-2014

  1. Originally unaired by FOX, this last episode first aired on Adult Swim on November 9, 2003 [1]. FOX eventually aired this episode on December 10, 2004 (familyguy.com guide). It was included on the Season 2 DVDs in the UK and Australia, and eventually included on the Season 3 DVD in the US. (Callaghan, Steve (2005) confirms both dates)
  2. This episode is part of the film Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.
  3. 3.0 3.1 This episode is part of a film Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.
  4. http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?date=10/08/07&id=20071008fox01

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