Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Brian are at The Drunken Clam when Joe tells Peter that Horace has a Kathy Ireland cutout. Peter starts having an affair with her, even though Lois is aware of it. Peter later breaks the Kathy Ireland cardboard cutout and buries it, after Chris takes the cutout in his bedroom and Peter gets mad thinking that Kathy is cheating on him. Peter then apologizes to Lois for dating and having sex with the cardboard cutout, and Lois forgives Peter and they have sex. During their sex, Peter finds a lump on Lois' breast (mistaking it for a third boob), so Lois goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back fine, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois’ heritage: her mother was a Holocaust survivor, meaning that she is Jewish. Peter takes to the family’s newfound faith eagerly, but when he is visited by the ghost of his father, he changes his tune, going far enough to shoot at Lois. After a visit from an old friend, Peter and Lois agree to go back to the way things were before.
A minor sub-plot involves Quagmire learning about internet porn and becoming recluse. He gains large muscles in his left arm from masturbating to internet porn.
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