- Paperback: 112 pages
- Publisher: Harper Paperbacks (April 26, 2005)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 0060773219
- ISBN-13: 978-0060773212
- Product Dimensions: 9.2 x 7.5 x 0.3 inches
Written by Steve Callaghan.
At first sight, the Griffins may seem like a normal blue collar family from Quohog Rhode Island, but Peter (the family's loutish dad), Brian (the erudite, martini–swilling pet dog) and Stewie (the evil toddler son) set them apart from all others.
Now Stewie––a true baby genius and the most popular of the Griffin clan––speaks out. Having been hell bent on achieving world domination ever since he escaped the cursed ovarian Bastille he was incarcerated in for nine grueling months, he has finally decided that in order to rule the world we live in one must first understand it. Herewith are his musings on family, love, parenting, preschool, work, pop culture, politics and more. If only we knew then what Stewie knows now, adults everywhere could have defeated their mother's matriarchal tyranny and toppled the "gynocracy" she ruled over . . .and god knows what else!
This book is for the insufferable child in us all, eager to buck the ways of the old guard or just eager for a laugh.