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Marlee Matlin: You wanna learn some sign language?
Alex: Yeah.
Marlee Matlin: Yeah? [shows her middle finger] FUCK YOU!!

Stewie: For our younger viewers, Bea Arthur used to be an actress on The Golden Girls on NBC. NBC used to be a network that broadcast television shows. Television shows are those things you watch on your laptop.

Seth:"If you were flexible, you can curl your (CLEVELAND) around your (CLEVELAND) wash it off and then start in on your (CLEVELAND) until you (CLEVELAND) get your two hands free to just (CLEVELAND) your (CLEVELAND) until you (CLEVELAND) on your (CLEVELAND)."

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