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- Peter: Gee, I'd like to play Doctor with her...and remove her appendix before it bursts, causing sepsis.
- Quagmire: Giggity, GIGGITY!
- Quagmire: Seeing her wants to make my testicles drop. Oop speak of the devil. Oop make that devils
- Dr. Hartman: Mayor West, you have lymphoma.
- Mayor Adam West: Oh my.
- Dr. Hartman: Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste.
- Mayor Adam West: I see.
- Dr. Hartman: What in God's name were you trying to prove?
- Mayor Adam West: I was trying to gain super powers.
- Dr. Hartman: Well, that's just silly!
- Mayor Adam West: Silly, yes. Idiotic, yes.
- Diane: You're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
- Tom Tucker: Coming up next, Can Bees Think? A new study confirms that no, they cannot.
- Death: Oh, thanks! Like I don't have enough trouble fitting in!