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British Meg: Here she comes!

[Neville trips over a rock and hurts his knee]
Neville: Bugger. Bugger. Bugger.

[Mayor West approaches a damaged Peter]
West: Boy, that looks enticing. [hold a rod, and lightning electrocutes him] Yeah, this is nice.

Robin Williams: Peter, can you pass the coffee?.
Peter: Sure, Brian the dog. [Lift up his arms and shows that he has cut off his hands] anything for my family. [Zooms out to reveal Stewie on the rooftop]
Stewie: I guess Disney wouldn't let us do the Aladdin one.

Lois: Stewie, rise and shine. Good morning, Stewie.
Stewie: Fuck you.
Lois: You ready for the day, sweetie?
Stewie: Ah, I smell you've had coffee and nothing to eat.
Lois: [SNIFFING] Oh, someone needs a diaper change.
Stewie: Are you proud of yourself, that this is what you do?
Lois: Is this a dime? Did you swallow a dime?
Stewie: Yeah, wipe it off and put it back in your purse, you white trash hen.
Lois: There we go. Who's my clean little boy? [She blowing raspberry on Stewie's body]
Stewie: [GIGGLING] Your roots are ridiculous. I'm gonna grab your hair 'cause I like grabbing stuff.
Lois: Okay. Okay, Stewie, let go. Let go, Stewie. Let go of Mommy's hair.
Stewie: When I grow up, I'm never gonna call you. I'm gonna be busy with my job and my family. You'll be nothing.

Quagmire: Hey kid, cm'ere. I wanna see if I can still smell your mom's boobs on your mouth.
Stewie: Why don't you go and hump a pile of garbage?

Herbert: Hey there, little fella. We sure got a lovely day for it, don't we?
Stewie: Stay away from my brother's butt.

Peter: Hey, is that my froggy butt cloth?

Peter: [Talking to all the Robin Williams copies] O captains, my captains. [Gets their attention] I have an announcement to make: You are all free. You've been fired from the school. Vietnam is over. The hospital is closing, Will Hunting is all better. [Bearded Robin Williams characters say "It's not your fault] Shut up, seriously, shut up. Please, you are done here. Go and spread your comedy somewhere else.

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