Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Chris with his new teacher Mrs. Lockheart

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Chris falls for his new teacher, while Brian becomes a teacher himself.

Season: 4 Episode: 2
Total Episode Count: 52
Prod. no.: 4ACX02
First Aired: May 8, 2005

Guest Starring: Drew Barrymore and Steven Zirnkilton
Featuring: Chris, Brian
Also Appearing: Drew Barrymore (as Mrs. Lockheart), Ted Danson, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Vincent Van Gogh, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Steven Zirnkilton, Greased-up Deaf Guy, Ms. Clifton, Stewie, Meg, Lois, Peter, Diane Simmons, Tom Tucker
Musical Numbers: Low Level Man (deleted)

Director: Pete Michels
Writers: Ken Goins


Plot: When Chris’s beloved teacher wins the lottery and quits, Lois suggests Brian fill in as a substitute. He enjoys the job but is moved to another class for troubled kids and unintentionally teaches them to aspire to low-level jobs.

Brian behaves “street” in an attempt to establish a rapport with his class.

Meanwhile, Chris is instantly smitten with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockheart. Lois is not pleased with this. After she and Peter talk to Mrs. Lockheart, she promises to be with Chris if he kills her husband, though he does not do it. When Lois finds the teacher’s written instructions in Chris’s laundry, she and Stewie conspire to cover up the plot. Back at home, the rest of the family treat Chris differently because they thought he actually killed Mrs. Lockheart’s husband, until it is shown on the news that it was really Mrs. Lockheart and a bear.

In the last scene Mrs. Lockheart and the bear are found in a motel, with Mrs. Lockheart all dressed up for a nice evening dinner while the bear is lying on the bed watching television. She sits down on the side of the bed while the bear taps her with his left foot and with a satirical but somewhat loving manner says “Love you,” and with that the episode concludes.

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