Steven Zirnkilton: In the television comedy world, the people are entertained by two separate id-equally important types of shows: traditional sitcoms that get laughs at of everyday situations like trying to fix your own plumbing or inviting two dates at the same dance, and animated shows that make jokes about farting. This is the latter.
[Griffin residence • Thursday, June 8th]
Peter: Aw, sorry, I just farted.
Peter: Brian, Brian, check it out; I made a water slide in the house. [falls down the stairs and starts moaning]
Brian: I'm not going to call the hospital because you won't learn anything if I do.
Mrs Lockhart: What do you see here Chris? [shows Chris his failed test, holding it next to her massive chest]
Chris: Two D's and an F?
Lois: So Chris what's the latest with your little girlfriend?
Chris: Oh I don't think Mrs. Lockheart likes me at all.
Lois: Mrs. Lockhart, your teacher?
Peter: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.
Fish1: You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit. [Corpse in blue suit is dropped behind him]
Fish1: IIIISSSSSS! There is one behind me, isn't there?
Stewie: Hey! Do you have any idea what time it is?! Get in the house, fatty!