Fifteen Minutes of Shame/Quotes
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{Quahog ceremony. Mayor West is master of ceremonies}
- Adam West: And now, in traditional Quahog fashion, Clam Ho!
{Peter is off the waters in a clam costume. Quagmire and Cleveland have taken him offshore in a boat}
- Cleveland: That's your cue, Peter. Swim to shore!
{Peter begins swimming to shore, but gets caught in a large wave. Peter then appears on shore, but the wave washed away his clam costume. Peter is naked}
- Audience: GASP!
- Meg: Oh no!
{The reality TV show "The Real Life Griffins" has been butchered by the producers. The entire family has been replaced, and the Griffin family is being paid to live in a motel until the season is retired. Lois is watching her replacement on TV}
- Fran Drescher (playing Lois on TV): (nasal) Oh Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party. (trademark nasal laugh)
- Lois: (nasal) Augh! I do not sound like that.
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