Television shows and films shown in Season 7
| Screenshot | What's on | Episode | Who's watching | Episode Order | |
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Peter's public service announcement | I Dream of Jesus | Mayor Adam West | 1 | |
| Peter delivers some surprising news. | |||||
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | I Dream of Jesus | Griffin Family | 2 | |
| The Griffins watch Jesus appear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno backstage. | |||||
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The Academy Awards | Road to Germany | Griffin Family, Joe, Bonnie, Muriel, Mort, Cleveland, Quagmire | 1 | |
| The Griffin Family & neighbors settle in to watch the start of the Academy Awards. | |||||
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DirecTV remote guide | Baby Not On Board | Cleveland, Quagmire | 1 | |
| Cleveland and Quagmire are forced to watch the DirecTV guide. | |||||
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Operation Dumbo Sex | Baby Not On Board | Peter, passing car | 2 | |
| Peter sees Operation Dumbo Sex being played in a passing car. | |||||
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Jackass | The Man with Two Brians | Peter, Joe, Brian, Cleveland, Quagmire | 1 | |
| The guys are inspired to try Jackass stunts. | |||||
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Brian's puppy compilation video | The Man with Two Brians | Griffin Family | 2 | |
| Brian shows the family his compilation video of when he was a puppy. | |||||
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Crocodile at an alligator rally | The Man with Two Brians | Storyteller | 3 | |
| The Storyteller explains the origins of the term "croc." | |||||
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The Detarded | Tales of a Third Grade Nothing | Stewie | 1 | |
| Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio as retarded cops. | |||||
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Two and a Half Men | Ocean's Three and a Half | Bonnie, Peter | 1 | |
| Peter tries to induce Bonnie's labor. | |||||
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Are You Smarter Than a Hispanic Maid? | Ocean's Three and a Half | Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire | 2 | |
| The guys catch some TV at The Drunken Clam. | |||||
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"(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" | Ocean's Three and a Half | Brian, Stewie | 3 | |
| Stewie shows Brian his music video. | |||||
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Security cameras | Ocean's Three and a Half | Joe, Lois | 4 | |
| Joe monitors the robbery progress. | |||||
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That Black Guy Must Be Doing Well Because Everything He Owns Is White | Family Gay | Peter | 1 | |
| Peter watches television before bed. | |||||
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Raped By a Clown | Family Gay | Peter, Scott | 2 | |
| Peter and Scott catch a Lifetime movie starring Meredith Baxter. | |||||
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In-Shape, Out-of-Shape Guy from the '50s | The Juice Is Loose | Stewie | 1 | |
| Stewie tries to watch satellite TV. | |||||
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FOX News Report | FOX-y Lady | Peter, Cleveland, Joe, Quagmire | 1 | |
| The guys watch the news at The Drunken Clam. | |||||
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Bananas Over Broadway | FOX-y Lady | Stewie, Lois, Chris, Meg, Brian | 2 | |
| Woody Allen directs a film with Patrick Stewart in a role that was designed for Allen. | |||||
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FOX News Report | FOX-y Lady | Griffin Family | 3 | |
| When Peter arrives home he changes the channel to the FOX News Report as Rhonda Latimer announces the switch to high definition. | |||||
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The Ellen DeGeneres Show | FOX-y Lady | Griffin Family | 4 | |
| The Ellen DeGeneres Show appears in high definition. | |||||
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FOX News Report | FOX-y Lady | Quahog | 5 | |
| Rhonda Latimer appears in high definition. | |||||
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FOX News Report | FOX-y Lady | Quahog | 5a | |
| Rhonda Latimer is quickly replaced at Fox News Channel. | |||||
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Fox News Channel monitors | FOX-y Lady | Lois, FOX employees | 6 | |
| Lois is shown around Fox News Channel. | |||||
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Lois' footage | FOX-y Lady | Lois, Fox News Channel executive | 7 | |
| Lois shows the footage she has of Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh. | |||||
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Handi-Quacks | FOX-y Lady | Peter, Fox News Channel executive | 8 | |
| Peter pitches Handi-Quacks. | |||||
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Kirk and the Lord: Just Hangin' | Not All Dogs Go To Heaven | Meg | 1 | |
| Meg watches The Religious Channel. | |||||
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show | 420 | Quagmire, James | 1 | |
| Quagmire and James catch The Mary Tyler Moore Show to the end of the credits. | |||||
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Peter's anti-pot commercial | 420 | Peter, Carter | 2 | |
| Peter screens his anti-drug commercial for Carter. | |||||
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Carter's anti-pot commercial | 420 | Lois, Carter, Peter | 3 | |
| Carter screens his own commercial for Lois. | |||||
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Lady and the Tramp and Michael Vick | Stew-Roids | Lois, Brian | 1 | |
| Michael Vick drowns the dogs. | |||||
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The 35-Year-Old Bicycle Delivery Boy | Stew-Roids | Seagull in a theater | 2 | |
| A seagull proves to be an annoying distraction. | |||||
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"Goodbye Horses" | Stew-Roids | James Woods Regional High School | 3 | |
| The school sees Chris' dance. | |||||
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19th Century British Girls Various Reactions to Their Older Sister's Engagement | We Love You, Conrad | Peter, Meg, Chris, Brian, Stewie | 1 | |
| The family watches PBS. | |||||
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The Hills | We Love You, Conrad | Peter, Meg, Chris, Lois | 2 | |
| The family watches The Hills. | |||||
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The Hills | We Love You, Conrad | Lauren Conrad, Brian, Stewie | 3 | |
| Lauren Conrad, Brian and Stewie preview footage. | |||||
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The A-Team | We Love You, Conrad | Lauren Conrad, Brian, Stewie | 3a | |
| The footage of The Hills is inter-cut with footage from The A-Team. | |||||
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TMZ.com | We Love You, Conrad | Brian | 4 | |
| Meg shows Brian that he made the news. | |||||