Chronos, also transliterated as Khronos or Latinized as Chronus, is the personification of Time in pre-Socratic philosophy and later literature.
Peter and the guys travel to Greece in search of God to confront him over the continual losses by the New England Patriots in "3 Acts of God" thinking that they have luck in the once-home of many Gods. There, they meet Chronos, the God of Time and gift-baskets. When they question his title, he presents them with a lavish gift-basket and tells them the time as well.