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Watto Watto Blue Harvest Obi-Wan Kenobi 1 6
Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker that everyone in the neighborhood has a lightsaber.
Maggie Jake Maggie Gyllenhaal & Jake Gyllenhaal Movin' Out (Brian's Song) Meg Griffin 1 6
Meg suggests that she and Chris could be the biggest brother-sister team since Maggie Gyllenhaal & Jake Gyllenhaal.
Paperroute Stewie takes the paper route Movin' Out (Brian's Song) Stewie Griffin 2 6
Stewie takes over Chris' old paper route.
Candospirt Can-do spirit Movin' Out (Brian's Song) Stewie Griffin 3 6
Stewie suggests Brian adopt the can-do spirit of the founding fathers. Meanwhile, Benjamin Franklin suggests that all men are created equal except the Jews..
Phonesex Phone sex Movin' Out (Brian's Song) Meg Griffin 4 6
Meg gets a phone sex job.
BuckyLagrange Bucky LaGrange Movin' Out (Brian's Song) Chris Griffin 5 6
Chris thinks Meg got a worse deal than the no-arm baseball player Bucky LaGrange.
Jack Black Jack Black Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Peter Griffin 1 6
Peter claims the girls hanging out at The Drunken Clam is a bigger disaster than Jack Black's last movie.
Bullshit Bullshit cutaway Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Cleveland Brown 2 6
Cleveland states that he hates when shows cut away for bullshit.
Colin Farrell Colin Farrell Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Stewie Griffin 3 6
Stewie claims that he thinks Brian is more worthless than Colin Farrell.
Consuela Consuela Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Joe Swanson 4 6
Joe says he feels more useless than the head of the maids union.
Etheopia Bullfrogs on vacation Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Peter Griffin 5 6
Peter claims that Joe's getting new legs will make him happier than bullfrogs on vacation in Ethiopia.
Wheelchairride Joe's old wheelchair Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Peter Griffin & Joe Swanson 6 6
Peter wonders what Joe did with his old wheelchair and Joe tells him he gave it away.
Jackee Harry Jackée Harry's personal grocery shopper Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Peter Griffin 7 6
Peter declares that Joe's workouts have made him more exhausted than when he was Jackée Harry's personal shopper.
Pontias Judas Kindred spirits Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Lois Griffin 8 6
Lois thinks Peter needs to find a new kindred spirit, like when Pontius Pilate found Judas Iscariot.
Puberty Peter goes through puberty Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Peter Griffin 9 6
Peter tells Joe he's changed, like Peter did when he went through puberty.
Accordingtoplan The right thing to do Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air Peter Griffin 10 6
Peter declares that re-crippling Joe is the right thing to do, like taking out Hitler.
Hurtyou "Can't Slow Down" Stewie Kills Lois Peter Griffin 1 6
Peter tells Lois that he didn't know who he was until he heard Lionel Richie's "Can't Slow Down" album.
The Beatles Ringo's song writing career Stewie Kills Lois Brian Griffin 2 6
Brian says that buying cruise tickets for Lois and Peter is a bigger waste than Ringo Starr's songwriting career.
Sandra Bullock "The Lake House" Stewie Kills Lois Stewie Griffin 3 6
Stewie claims that he hasn't been this disappointed since he saw "The Lake House".
Doucebadguitar "Water" Stewie Kills Lois Stewie Griffin 4 6
Stewie vows to do to Lois what douchebags did to the guitar.
Baddates Awkward date montage Stewie Kills Lois Peter Griffin 5 6
Peter tells about a series of awkward dates with a cancer patient, a stick figure and with Bonnie Swanson.
Schoolshopping Back-to-school shopping Stewie Kills Lois Chris Griffin 6 6
Chris refuses to believe Lois is missing since she took him back-to-school shopping.
Meginroom Meg in her room Stewie Kills Lois Stewie Griffin 7 6
Stewie says he can hear Meg in her room.
Barbrastresand2 More money than Barbra Streisand Stewie Kills Lois Peter Griffin 8 6
After the insurance comes in, Peter claims he has more money than Barbra Streisand.
Quagmirestandup Quagmire's stand-up routine Stewie Kills Lois Glenn Quagmire 9 6
Quagmire tells about doing stand-up comedy.
Rupertcarnival Carnival with Rupert Stewie Kills Lois Stewie Griffin 10 6
Stewie fantasizes about going to a carnival with Rupert.
Godrosie God's mistake Stewie Kills Lois Peter Griffin & Joe Swanson 11 6
Peter insists his arrest for Lois' murder is a mistake, like when God made Rosie O'Donnell.
Telegraphsex Telegraph sex Stewie Kills Lois Stewie Griffin 12 6
Stewie insists that Peter killed Lois like the telephone killed telegraph sex.
Badthings Booger finger Stewie Kills Lois Prosecutor & Chris Griffin 13 6
Chris testifies about seeing his father do bad things.
Peterarmykill Pat Tillman Stewie Kills Lois Prosecutor & Meg Griffin 14 6
Meg testifies about her father killing someone while in the army.
Clevelandheaven Cleveland in Heaven Lois Kills Stewie Peter Griffin 1 6
After Stewie kills Cleveland, Peter says he has gone to a better place.
Idol American Idol Lois Kills Stewie Stewie Griffin 2 6
When Stewie begins his final quest for world domination, he declares he'll finally be as big as he should have been on American Idol.
Willam Dafoe Willem Dafoe Lois Kills Stewie Stewie Griffin 3 6
Stewie says he used to have a Willem Dafoe under his bed.
Jafar Aladdin IV: Jafar May Need Glasses Lois Kills Stewie Stewie Griffin 4 6
Stewie outlaws Disney from making direct-to-DVD movies such as Aladdin IV: Jafar May Need Glasses.
Bansex Sex made illegal Lois Kills Stewie Stewie Griffin 5 6
Stewie outlaws sex.
Hilliary Swank Hilary Swank Lois Kills Stewie Stewie Griffin 6 6
Stewie declares that all milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts.
Apples Hitting Peter with apples Lois Kills Stewie Stewie Griffin 7 6
Stewie declares that everyone must throw apples at Peter.
Peter911 Peter remembers 9/11 Padre de Familia Peter Griffin 1 6
Peter insists he remembers the events on 9/11.
Jewishporn Jewish porn Padre de Familia Peter Griffin 2 6
Peter vows to keep Quahog as clean from illegal immigrants as Jewish porn.
Peter the Pig Peter the Pig Padre de Familia Peter Griffin 3 6
Peter says that the country needs more immigrants like his cousin Peter the Pig needs a new house.
Cartonpals "Cartoon Pals" Padre de Familia Peter Griffin 4 6
Peter takes an act break.
Americanairport An American at the airport Padre de Familia INS agent 5 6
An INS agent tells Peter that he failed the test on acting like an American at the airport.
Realdirtydancing Realistic ending to Dirty Dancing Padre de Familia Peter Griffin 6 6
Peter says they were all as taken by surprise to find out Peter is an illegal immigrant as the realistic ending to Dirty Dancing.
Peterhousekeeper Peter as a housekeeper Padre de Familia Peter Griffin 7 6
Peter considers a job as a housekeeper.
Nannyjob Peter as a nanny Padre de Familia Peter Griffin 8 6
Peter considers a job as a nanny.
Tuestripclub Tuesday afternoon at the strip club Padre de Familia Stewie Griffin 9 6
Stewie says that living with the hired help is like going to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon.
Dean Cain Dean Cain Peter's Daughter Peter Griffin 1 6
Peter insists on saving his autographed picture of Dean Cain from before he got desperate for attention.
Andy Garcia Andy Garcia's conjoined twin Peter's Daughter Stewie Griffin 2 6
Stewie claims that Meg looks worse than Andy Garcia when he had his conjoined twin.
Shootmet Meg abuse Peter's Daughter Peter Griffin 3 6
Peter feels bad for not treating Meg like he should have.
Abraham Issac Abraham and Isaac Peter's Daughter Peter Griffin 4 6
Peter says he feels like a worse father than Abraham.
Aliens Aliens Peter's Daughter Peter Griffin 5 6
Peter vows to never again treat Meg like some kind of alien.
Bob saget Bob Saget Peter's Daughter Stewie Griffin 6 6
Stewie tells Brian that they'll be richer than Bob Saget.
Richpoor I'm Rich and You're Poor, But Let's Dance Together Peter's Daughter Lois Griffin 7 6
Peter takes Meg to the movies.
Fireext Peter and Connie DiMico Peter's Daughter Meg Griffin 8 6
Meg is amazed that Peter stood up to Connie DiMico for her.
Marriagecouncelor The Flintstones at the marriage counsellor Peter's Daughter Peter Griffin 9 6
Peter worries that Michael Milano could be a complete bastard like Fred Flintstone.
Jodie Foster Jodie Foster Peter's Daughter Peter Griffin 10 6
Peter claims that Michael Milano could be a bad man like Jodie Foster.
Suicidebomber 72 virgins in Heaven Peter's Daughter Peter Griffin 11 6
Peter says that Meg and Michael Milano together are more beautiful than 72 virgins in Heaven waiting for a suicide bomber.
Doggiehell Doggie Hell Peter's Daughter Stewie Griffin 12 6
Stewie tells Brian he's going to doggie Hell for murder.
Twitty3 Conway Twitty III Peter's Daughter Peter Griffin 13 6
Peter says that the people at Meg's wedding are expecting a show.
Mr Monopoly Mr. Monopoly McStroke Peter Griffin 1 6
Peter says that with a moustache he'll have it made like the Monopoly guy, except when he goes directly to jail.
Orseleg Horse leg McStroke Stewie Griffin 2 6
Stewie claims that Peter's moustache is the ugliest thing he's grown since his horse's leg.
Buff Hamster Buff hamster McStroke Chris Griffin 3 6
Chris says that Peter's offer to take him to a whorehouse is a cooler present than the buff hamster he got.
Will Smith Will Smith's nice clean rap McStroke Stewie Griffin 4 6
Stewie claims that he has became a bigger hit with the high school students than Will Smith's nice clean rap.
Helen Hunt Helen Hunt McStroke Peter Griffin 5 6
Peter says that the offer of free burgers from McBurgertown is better than the offer of sex that he got from Helen Hunt.
Oldmarried Old married couple McStroke Stewie Griffin 6 6
Stewie tells Connie DiMico that they'll soon be acting like an old married couple.
Robin Williams Robin Williams' jumping off point McStroke Stewie Griffin 7 6
Peter claims that he has had tougher jobs than suing McBurgertown as he was Robin Williams' jumping off point.
Leghorn Saunders Foghorn Leghorn goes to KFC Back to the Woods Cleveland Brown 1 6
Cleveland says that he doesn't go to KFC anymore after what Colonel Sanders did to Foghorn Leghorn.
Handlemans Peter's other family Back to the Woods Peter Griffin 2 6
Peter says his other family appreciates him for who he is.
Nowallet Peter loses his wallet montage Back to the Woods Peter Griffin 3 6
Peter loses his wallet, leaving him unable to pay for his haircut, speeding ticket and movie rental.
Revenge Peter's revenge Back to the Woods Peter Griffin 4 6
Peter vows to get revenge, just like he did on the pigeon that crapped on his car.
James Brady James Brady at a cocktail party Back to the Woods Stewie Griffin 5 6
Stewie says that James Woods hanging out at the house is more uncomfortable than having James Brady at a cocktail party.
Exgirlfriend Fake thrill Back to the Woods Stewie Griffin 6 6
Stewie believes that having a celebrity dad will be a real thrill, unlike the fake thrill of running into your ex-girlfriend.
15350462 jpeg preview large 2 girls, 1 cup Back to the Woods Stewie Griffin 7 6
Stewie is mad at Brian after he made him watch 2 girls, 1 cup.
Weirdstuff Weird stuff at Quagmire's Back to the Woods Peter Griffin 8 6
Peter is disturbed by some weird stuff at Quagmire's house.
Woodscutaway Almost a cutaway Back to the Woods James Woods 9 6
James Woods threatens to start one of Peter's cutaways.
Minime Peter swallows Mini-Me Back to the Woods Peter Griffin 10 6
Peter promises Lois he'll come back and do all of his cutaways, like the time he swallowed the midget that played "Mini-Me".
Mrpukey James Woods talks to Meg Back to the Woods Chris Griffin 11 6
Chris tells Lois that James Woods is giving Meg advice.
Magicblind Magic for the blind Back to the Woods Peter Griffin 12 6
Peter says he has a better idea than the time he did magic for the blind.
Quipspiderman Spider-Man gets laid Back to the Woods Stewie Griffin 13 6
Stewie says he can have Peter's new ID as fast as Spider-Man when he gets laid.
TopmenII Top Men II Back to the Woods Peter Griffin 14 6
Peter says that James Woods is being handled by Top Men.
Cancerpatient Handkerchief look Play It Again, Brian Chris Griffin 1 6
Chris tells Brian that his award is a big achievement, just like the first chemotherapy patient to figure out the handkerchief look.
Destroyher Pewterschmidt-Griffin Wedding Play It Again, Brian Lois Griffin 2 6
Lois says her parents are still angry with Peter for his behavior at their wedding.
Fruitstripe Fruit Stripe Gum Play It Again, Brian Peter Griffin 3 6
When Quagmire can't babysit, Peter says he is a bigger letdown than Fruit Stripe Gum.
Everybody Black Box Play It Again, Brian Peter Griffin 4 6
Peter tells Lois that Cleveland is touring with Black Box.
Storkstatling Stork startling Play It Again, Brian Peter Griffin 5 6
Peter points out that the resort has stork startling.
The Osmonds The Osmonds Play It Again, Brian Lois Griffin 6 6
Lois accuses Peter of wasting Brian's moment like The Osmonds waste water.
Brianfantasy A night with Lois Play It Again, Brian Brian Griffin 7 6
Brian fantasizes about a night with Lois.
Gratefuldead Stewie at the Grateful Dead concert Play It Again, Brian Stewie Griffin 8 6
Stewie tells Brian about losing his mind at a Grateful Dead concert.
SpiritII "Spirit of Massachusetts" Play It Again, Brian Peter Griffin 9 6
Peter mentions all that Massachusetts has to offer.
Mexicanfuneral Mexican funeral The Former Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 1 6
Stewie says Joel's birthday party is worse than a Mexican funeral.
Pink Panther The Pink Panther The Former Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 2 6
Stewie assures Brian that Jared's father is deader than The Pink Panther.
Foreign guys Tomik and Bellgarde The Former Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 3 6
Stewie says that watching Brian hit on Jared's mother is more painful than watching two foreign guys who have been living in the United States almost long enough to sound American.
Countcrotchula Count Crotchula The Former Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 4 6
Stewie tells Brian he could use Peter's cape from last Halloween.
Matthew McConaughey2 Wasted effort The Former Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 5 6
Stewie claims that getting all dressed up for Brian's magic show was a wasted effort, just like trying to tell Matthew McConaughey he sucks.
Youngtracy Young Tracy Flannigan The Former Life of Brian Brian Griffin 6 6
Brian admits he wasn't the nicest guy when he has a flashback of young Tracy Flannigan.
Bigfart Big fart The Former Life of Brian Brian Griffin 7 6
Brian claims that meeting Tracy Flannigan is more uncomfortable than the goodbye in The Wizard of Oz.
Downstairslady Lonely old widow The Former Life of Brian Peter Griffin 8 6
Peter claims that Brian's life would be like that of a lonely old widow living in a downstairs apartment.
Ribticklers Peter Griffin's Front Parlour Ribticklers The Former Life of Brian Peter Griffin 9 6
Peter launches a vintage-style joke.
Megpython Meg watches Monty Python The Former Life of Brian Peter Griffin 10 6
Peter tells of Meg being forced by Dylan to watch all of the other Monty Python sketches that are not funny or memorable.
Sonny Sonny The Former Life of Brian Brian Griffin 11 6
Brian vows to kick Dylan out faster than NASA kicked out the Coco Puffs bird.
Mosquito Annoying mosquito The Former Life of Brian Peter Griffin 12 6
Peter says that Brian is more annoying than mosquitoes in Summertime.
Canadianalcatraz Canadian Alcatraz The Former Life of Brian Glenn Quagmire 13 6
Quagmire says that fooling a redneck like Tracy Flannigan would be easier than escaping from Canadian Alcatraz.
Hankset Tom Hanks & E.T. Long John Peter Stewie Griffin 1 6
Stewie claims that Peter and his pirate friends are more disturbing than the time he watched Philadelphia starring Tom Hanks and E.T..
Foxzorro Michael J. Fox as 'Zorro' Long John Peter Peter Griffin 2 6
Peter says he screwed up worse than Disney did when they cast Michael J. Fox as 'Zorro'.
Hasbrobest Hasbro's Best Thing Ever Long John Peter Chris Griffin 3 6
Chris says he gets all worked up like a kid watching a toy commercial.
Beep "Wait for the Beep" Long John Peter Peter Griffin 4 6
Peter tells Chris that if he mistreats Anna he'll be cooler than a mid-80s answering machine message.
Peterdidit Peter frames O.J. Simpson Long John Peter Lois Griffin 5 6
Lois tells Chris that Peter's bad advice is not the first time he screwed up someone's life.
40sphonecall 1940s phone call Long John Peter Peter Griffin 6 6
Peter claims that parenting is more complicated than a 1940s phone call.
Misstoilet Peter misses the toilet Long John Peter Peter Griffin 7 6
Peter tells Chris that if he misses out on the good things in his teenage years, he'll feel as bad as Peter does when he mises the toilet.
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