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Susgijoint Peter's sushi restaurant Lottery Fever Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter says he always wanted a sushi restaurant so he could yell at the customers.
Briangrooming Brian's grooming Lottery Fever Lois Griffin 2 10
Lois points out that they had to delay Brian's grooming due to lack of funds.
4pcsuit Four piece suit Lottery Fever Mayor Adam West 3 10
Mayor Adam West says he wants to buy a four piece suit if he wins the lottery.
Usoshow Good karma Lottery Fever Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter claims he's built up good karma after doing USO shows.
Leeratmoney Leering at money Lottery Fever Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter says he didn't want to leave his lottery winnings in the bank where the Jews could leer at the money.
Quitjog Peter quits his job Lottery Fever Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter tells of quitting his job after winning the lottery.
Stewiesmobile Stewie's mobile Lottery Fever Lois Griffin 7 10
Lois is worried that the lottery money is having a strange effect on Brian and Stewie.
Modelglue Expensive tastes Lottery Fever Lois Griffin 8 10
Lois also worries that Chris has developed some very expensive tastes.
Lobserflight Lobster flight Lottery Fever Peter Griffin 9 10
Peter hopes the caviar he ordered on a helicopter flight enjoy it as much as the lobster.
Jose2 G.I. José Seahorse Seashell Party Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter is disappointed when he can't watch G.I. José.
LadyGaga Lady Gaga Seahorse Seashell Party Stewie Griffin 2 10
Stewie tells Brian that he's gotten through tougher things than his acid trip, like seeing Lady Gaga naked.
Italianblack Italian guy vs. Black lady Seahorse Seashell Party Stewie Griffin 3 10
Stewie observes the family going at each other like an Italian guy and a black lady.
Irishbarfight Irish bar fight Seahorse Seashell Party Chris Griffin 4 10
Chris compares the broccoli and brussel sprouts Lois cooks to an Irish bar fight in his pants.
Porchugeese "Porch 'o geese" Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. Peter Griffin 1 10
While talking about Santos & Pasquel who were Portuguese, Peter claims that he always thought of geese on a porch.
Iraqlobster "Iraq Lobster" Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. Peter Griffin 2 10
Peter claims that Brenda Quagmire's boyfriend Jeff is as scary as an Iraq lobster.
23yearold A straight answer Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. Lois Griffin 3 10
Lois says that trying to get the truth from Brenda Quagmire is like trying to get a straight answer from a 23-year-old girl.
Eroticrooster Soliciting a rooster Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter tells Joe and Quagmire that you can get arrested for soliciting a rooster.
Pop Zits Watching Meg pop zits Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter tells Jeff that a night out hunting beats staying at home watching Meg pop zits.
Autisticlady Screaming autistic lady Stewie Goes for a Drive Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter notes that his visit to the doctor went pretty well, except for the screaming autistic lady.
Ahwlly Duvall Shelley Duvall Stewie Goes for a Drive Peter Griffin 2 10
Peter tells of meeting Shelley Duvall.
Slowcruise Slow cruise Stewie Goes for a Drive Stewie Griffin 3 10
Stewie is happy that he can drive so he can take a slow cruise past his girlfriend's house.
Fidaynight Lois' book club Stewie Goes for a Drive Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter thinks the invitation to Ryan Reynolds housewarming party is much better than what usually goes on at his house on Friday nights.
Carol2 Hiding dents Stewie Goes for a Drive Stewie Griffin 5 10
Stewie thinks he can hide the damage to Brian's car with some paint and bodywork like an unattractive woman.
Delaware Lessor Showcase Stewie Goes for a Drive Brian Griffin 6 10
Brian tells Stewie that sometimes in life that he has to accept what is coming to him, like getting the lessor of two showcases on The Price is Right.
Mexicangas Mexican food gas Stewie Goes for a Drive Peter Griffin 7 10
Peter worries about getting similar gas from Moroccan food like when he eats Mexican food.
Siberia Shipped off to Siberia Stewie Goes for a Drive Stewie Griffin 8 10
Stewie is afraid that when Peter and Lois find out that he wrecked Brian's car, he'll be Shipped off to Siberia.
9acx08 039 0077 In between "Peter drinks montage" Back to the Pilot Lois Griffin & Brian Griffin 1 10
Stewie and Brian find out what happened in between cutaway breaks in "Death Has a Shadow".
Break Present day cutaway breaks Back to the Pilot Peter Griffin 2 10
Stewie notes the way the family currently takes cutaway breaks.
St. Louis 9/11 follow up attack Back to the Pilot Peter Griffin 3 10
Peter notes that terrorists failed in their follow up attack to 9/11 in St. Louis, MO.
Cookiebook Cookiebook Back to the Pilot Stewie Griffin 4 10
Stewie ponders if Brian changing the past may have resulted in Cookie Monster inventing Cookiebook instead of Facebook.
Future Future cutaway Back to the Pilot Peter Griffin 5 10
Stewie and Brian observe Peter setting up a cutaway in the future.
Giant crab Giant crab Thanksgiving Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter is glad that they can have guests over again now that the giant crab is gone.
Petertake1 Peter's reaction 1 Thanksgiving Ida Quagmire 2 10
Peter has a reaction to Ida Quagmire's comment about the bones being removed from the chicken wings.
Petertake 2 Peter's reaction 2 Thanksgiving Peter Griffin 3 10
Peter has a reaction to his own "son died tomato" joke.
Human centipede Human Centipede Thanksgiving Susie Swanson 4 10
Susie Swanson watches the film Human Centipede in horror.
Westkids Standing up to Mayor Adam West Thanksgiving Joe Swanson & Mayor Adam West 5 10
Mayor West tells his children of the time Joe stood up to him and then tells his grandchildren of the time one of his children also stood up to him.
Pilgrimdrunk Thanksgiving traditions Thanksgiving Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter claims that dads getting drunk on Thanksgiving is a tradition.
Peterfakesdeath Peter fakes his own death Thanksgiving Peter Griffin 7 10
Peter tells of the time he faked his own death to get out of a dentist appointment.
Reggie Pretend Not to Notice People's Race Day Thanksgiving Peter Griffin 8 10
Peter clams Thanksgiving is his second favorite holiday, right after Pretend Not to Notice People's Race Day.
Peterthought Peter's thought process Thanksgiving Peter Griffin 9 10
Peter thought process confuses the show directors.
Lionlohan Confused Thanksgiving Show directors 10 10
Confused by Peter's thought process, the show directors slip in a cutaway of The Cowardly Lion as Lindsay Lohan's gynecologist.
Auntlegs Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin Amish Guy Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter vows to go on a diet and not stop until he looks as good as his great-aunt Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin.
RiceCake "No One Like Rice Cakes" Amish Guy Peter Griffin 2 10
As Peter chokes on a rice cake, he wonders who would create such a thing.
WrightBros The Wright Brothers Amish Guy Stewie Griffin 3 10
Stewie admires Peter for having a dream and making it happen, just like the Wright Brothers.
GiJoe G.I. Joe Amish Guy Stewie Griffin 4 10
Stewie tries to explain the concept of G.I. Joe.
Hostel Staying in a youth hostel Amish Guy Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter admits that staying in an inn in Amish country is better than staying at a youth hostel.
Giraffeballpark Stuck behind a giraffe at the ball park Amish Guy Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter claims he isn't good with confrontation, like the time he got stuck behind a giraffe at the ball park.
Sellingcandy Selling candy bars Cool Hand Peter Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter points out to Lois that he got a job selling candy bars to keep him off of drugs and out of trouble.
Impossibletask Impossible tasks Cool Hand Peter Joe Swanson 2 10
Joe complains of the impossible tasks Bonnie gives him, such as vacuuming the tire tracks out of the carpet.
Quagfridge Single-guy fridge Cool Hand Peter Glenn Quagmire 3 10
Quagmire claims it's a lot of work to keep his single-guy sufficiently depressing.
Simpsons Simpson Jury Cool Hand Peter Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter knew he and the guys were in trouble when he the minute he saw the jury.
Sleeplog Sleeping like a log Cool Hand Peter Peter Griffin 5 10
After a hard day on the chain gang, Peter claims he'll sleep like a log.
Goatbanger Colonel Goatbanger Cool Hand Peter Peter Griffin 6 10
When discussing an escape attempt, Peter acknowledges that sometimes you just have to make a decision to go for it and such commitment is what won the American Revolution.
Prematurebaby Taking candy from a premature baby Cool Hand Peter Peter Griffin 7 10
Peter claims the escape was easier than taking candy from a premature baby.
Pizzasalad Pizza-place salad Grumpy Old Man Stewie Griffin 1 10
Stewie accuses Brian of ruining snow like a pizza-place ruins salad.
Oldrefrigerator Old people refrigerator Grumpy Old Man Stewie Griffin 2 10
Stewie claims that old people always have weird stuff in their refrigerator.
Westdream Mayor West dream Grumpy Old Man Mayor Adam West 3 10
Mayor Adam West dreams.
Appletribute "Criminal" Grumpy Old Man Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter claims Joe owes the family after he didn't tell about his Fiona Apple tribute video.
Deadmeeting Working stiff Grumpy Old Man Carter Pewterschmidt 5 10
Carter pledges to keep working until he dies and then even after.
Phonesax Phone Sax Grumpy Old Man Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter tells about his and Lois' phone sax.
Cantsleep Can't sleep Grumpy Old Man Peter Griffin 7 10
Peter complains that he can't sleep with Carter around.
911survivor Surviving 9/11 Grumpy Old Man Peter Griffin 8 10
Peter says Carter's smile reminds him of the guy that was way too happy he didn't get killed on 9/11.
Drillalzheimers Drill sergeant with Alzheimer's Grumpy Old Man Peter Griffin 9 10
Peter tells Carter that everyone retires, even that drill sergeant with Alzheimer's.
Floridapeople Florida people/Sex offenders Grumpy Old Man Peter Griffin 10 10
Peter warns Carter about going out around Florida people.
Jewish fight club Jewish fight club Quagmire and Meg Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter believes all the cars in front of the house belong to Mort Goldman's Jewish fight club.
SlideshowMeg Slide show Quagmire and Meg Stewie Griffin 2 10
Stewie is disappointed that the family won't get to see the slide show of Meg he prepared.
Michael2 Kicking ass and taking names Quagmire and Meg Peter Griffin 3 10
Peter vows to kick ass and take names.
Meatloafnight Quagmire bangs anything Quagmire and Meg Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter complains that Quagmire will bang anything.
RellionLois Lois rebels Quagmire and Meg Lois Griffin 5 10
Lois recalls rebelling against her parents.
Spartacus Spartacus Quagmire and Meg Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter points out the time he stood up to Spartacus.
Peter Falk Princess Bride Interlude Quagmire and Meg None 7 10
A grandson stops his grandfather to ask about the story.
Joevasleep Asleep on the job Quagmire and Meg Peter Griffin 8 10
Peter complains about the artist being asleep.
Japanesedifference Japanese difference The Blind Side Stewie Griffin 1 10
Stewie points out that the Japanese have a whole other thing going on than the Chinese.
Femalecoworkers Female co-workers The Blind Side Peter Griffin 2 10
Peter doesn't understand why Lois has problems with her female co-workers.
Intodifferentthings Different stuff The Blind Side Glenn Quagmire 3 10
Quagmire admits being into a lot of different stuff.
Hispanicdrugstore At the drugstore The Blind Side Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin 4 10
Lois reminds Peter of telling him about the stair replacement the day he went to the drugstore.
Kingoftheworld Titanic The Blind Side Kate 5 10
Kate tells how she enjoyed listening to Titanic.
Dogpeople Dog people The Blind Side Brian Griffin & Kate 6 10
Kate and Brian agree that dog people can be annoying.
Discoveredbatcave Finding the Batcave The Blind Side Stewie Griffin 7 10
Stewie reminds Brian how he once found the Batcave.
9acx06 340 0133F Muggers The Blind Side Kate 8 10
Kate thanks Brian for beating up the muggers that tried to rob them.
Eiffeltowergag The Eiffel Tower The Blind Side Kate 9 10
Kate also thanks Brian for that trip to the Eiffel Tower.
Romeojulietdate Romeo & Juliet The Blind Side Kate 10 10
Kate apologies for crying at the symphony during Romeo & Juliet.
Startledwallpaper Easily startled wallpaper The Blind Side Peter Griffin 11 10
Peter complains that the stairs are stressing him out, like the easily startled wallpaper.
Sloth Sloth The Blind Side Brian Griffin 12 10
Brian insists that slower is better.
Elizabeth Berkley Showgirls The Blind Side Stewie Griffin 13 10
Stewie reminds Brian that he did the choreography for Showgirls.
Joeheaven Rigging the rig The Blind Side Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin 14 10
Lois doesn't understand Peter's rig in the bedroom.
Jaycee Dugard Griffin Jaycee Dugard Griffin The Blind Side Peter Griffin 15 10
Peter points lout that a lot of people stay in weird places, like his cousin, Jaycee Dugard Griffin.
Bonniesuicide Joe in Heaven The Blind Side Peter Griffin 16 10
Peter remembers that he forgot to get Joe down from his rig.
Billy Bob Thornton Billy Bob Thornton Livin' on a Prayer Lois Griffin 1 10
Lois comments that Stewie and Scotty Jennings get along better than Billy Bob Thornton and his cat.
WronganswerJ Saying the wrong things Livin' on a Prayer Lois Griffin 2 10
Lois notes that Peter tends to say the wrong things.
Outofworkclowns Out of work clowns Livin' on a Prayer Peter Griffin 3 10
Peter suggests the Jennings should pray for out-of-work clowns.
7thday Adv Seventh-day Adventists Livin' on a Prayer Lois Griffin 4 10
Lois claims the Jennings are crazier than Seventh-day Adventists.
Paintschool Public service Livin' on a Prayer Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter claims they are doing a public service like the idiots that get together to paint a school.
Milkcarton Multimedia milk carton Livin' on a Prayer Mayor Adam West 6 10
Mayor West says they've put Scotty Jennings picture on the latest multimedia milk cartons.
Charlie Wolf The Boy Who Cried Wolf Livin' on a Prayer Meg Griffin 7 10
Meg claims Lois is like the boy who cried "wolf."
Thelmalouise Thelma & Louise Livin' on a Prayer Lois Griffin & Peter Griffin 8 10
Lois says she feels like Thelma & Louise although Peter points out that didn't end well.
David Strathairn Good Night, and Good Luck Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter tells how Good Night, and Good Luck tricked him into leaving the theater early.
Cosbyshow2 Hollywood flashback Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Tom Tucker 2 10
tom tells of his experiences in Hollywood.
OtherPeter Peter Griffin Cadillac Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Tom Tucker 3 10
Tom confuses Peter with another Peter Griffin.
Hollywood Giving out business cards Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter tells about giving out his business cards in Hollywood.
Squirelbird Taunting squirrels Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Stewie Griffin 5 10
Stewie points out how the squirrels taunt Brian.
Godtouch God wants to touch himself Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter appeals to God.
Itsalive The return of James Woods Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream James Woods 7 10
James Woods explains his resurrection from the dead.
Multitasking Multitasking Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Peter Griffin 8 10
Peter tells Tom Tucker that he would be surprised as to how much he can handle.
Badnewsdino Giving Chris bad news Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Lois Griffin 9 10
Lois notes that Chris doesn't take bad news well.
LindseyLois Moving on Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream Chris Griffin 10 10
Chris says that Lindsey is dating someone else.
Dumbcutaway Dumb things Be Careful What You Fish For Lois Griffin 1 10
Lois claims Peter has done some dumb things.
Textcutaway Text cutaway Be Careful What You Fish For Peter Griffin 2 10
Peter's dumb thing is making the audience read the cutaway.
Baliesrule If babies ruled the world Be Careful What You Fish For Stewie Griffin 3 10
Stewie claims the world would be better if babies ruled the world.
Badnightnews Late night bad news Be Careful What You Fish For Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter points out that you always get bad news in the middle of the night.
Livingwithants Living with ants Be Careful What You Fish For Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter says he's great with animals, like the time he lived with ants.
MiloOtis The Adventures of Milo and Otis Be Careful What You Fish For Brian Griffin 6 10
Brian tells Miss Emily of a bad experience at the movies.
Cocaindollhouses Cocaine & dollhouses Be Careful What You Fish For Peter Griffin 7 10
Peter says he can't wait for Billy Finn to leave so he can get back to his cocaine and dollhouses.
Twoornaments Two hood ornaments Be Careful What You Fish For Peter Griffin & Billy Finn 8 10
Peter imagines life with two hood ornaments.
Reunited "Reunited" Be Careful What You Fish For Peter Griffin 9 10
Peter claims he's great at getting people back together and even wrote a song about it.
Racoontranslator Raccoon translator Burning Down the Bayit Lois Griffin 1 10
Lois complains of Peter's spending, particularly for a raccoon translator.
Cherimpersonator Cher Impersonator Burning Down the Bayit Peter Griffin 2 10
Peter tells of Joe going to Las Vegas to see a handicapped Cher impersonator.
Weeklycircuscision Weekly circumcision Burning Down the Bayit Peter Griffin 3 10
Peter decides that helping Mort Goldman is more important than his weekly circumcision.
Complaintletter Complaint letters Burning Down the Bayit Mort Goldman 4 10
Morts says that instructions for writing complaint letters is in the Torah.
FoolingloisPeter Fooling Lois Burning Down the Bayit Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter claims he's got the perfect plan to fool Lois while he's out but she is also fooling Peter while she steps out.
SoiledundiesBeatles Alibi Burning Down the Bayit Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter comes up with the alibi that they were seeing The Beatles.
Robocop RoboCop's day off Burning Down the Bayit Peter Griffin 7 10
Peter tells Joe that even RoboCop took a day off.
Scottbackula Man in the mirror Burning Down the Bayit Glenn Quagmire 8 10
Quagmire claims he looks in the mirror and sees someone else.
PlanB Plan "B" Burning Down the Bayit Joe Swanson 9 10
Joe recalls how the insurance company screwed him over after his accident.
Starname Buying Mort a star Killer Queen Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter wishes he hadn't spent his money buying a star to name after Mort Goldman.
Ferdinand Magellan Ferdinand Magellan Killer Queen Stewie Griffin 2 10
Stewie admits he could forgive Brian just as Ferdinand Magellan forgave the "Land Ho" prankster.
Jeff Ross Sitting ducks Killer Queen Peter Griffin 3 10
Peter worries that everyone is sitting ducks at Camp Fresh Start.
Americasong "America" Killer Queen Peter & Lois 4 10
Peter disputes Lois' criticism of his patter-singing.
Piratespenzance The Pirates of Penzance Killer Queen Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter claims he carried the production of The Pirates of Penzance.
Riddler The Riddler Killer Queen Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter threatens that if Patrick Pewterschmidt has harmed his family, he'll do to him what he did to the Riddler.
Analretentivebandits Anal-retentive bandits Killer Queen Joe Swanson 7 10
Joe compares their murderer to anal-retentive bandits.
Fearofteenagers Scary teenagers Killer Queen Peter Griffin 8 10
Peter suggests they give Patrick Pewterschmidt a chance, like when he got over his fear of scary teenagers.
NoPeternight A night without Peter Forget-Me-Not Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter recalls the last time the guys spent a night without him.
Gorrillakitten Kitten and Gorilla Forget-Me-Not Peter Griffin 2 10
Peter says he didn't get his picture in the paper when he brought that kitten and gorilla together.
Bupergurard Fender guard Forget-Me-Not Lois Griffin 3 10
Lois reminds Brian of how Peter used to hang him in the garage so he wouldn't hit his fenders.
Attractivefriend Attractive friends Forget-Me-Not Stewie Griffin 4 10
Stewie tells Brian he is lying to himself, like girls that think their friends are attractive.
Shirtpants He's Shirtpants Forget-Me-Not Announcer 5 10
Who else but Shirtpants?
Lightdoctor Former Life I Forget-Me-Not Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter imagines he was a doctor that kept tings light.
Cookieoperator Former life II Forget-Me-Not Glenn Quagmire 7 10
Quagmire imagines himself as an operator in a Danish cookie factory.
Dpeachwriter Former life III Forget-Me-Not Brian Griffin 8 10
Brian imagines himself as a speechwriter for the first black Preident.
Joebirdvoice Former life IV Forget-Me-Not Joe Swanson 9 10
Joe imagines himself as the voice of a cartoon bird.
Simpletrick Simple trick Forget-Me-Not Glenn Quagmire 10 10
Quagmire complains that he spent all morning trying to teach Brian one little thing.
Paintdry Watching paint dry You Can't Do That On Television, Peter Peter Griffin 1 10
Peter claims that watching kids shows is worse than watching paint dry.
Losttwins Separated at birth You Can't Do That On Television, Peter Peter Griffin 2 10
Peter views Mother Maggie as a kindred spirit, like twins separated at birth.
Alonetime Alone time You Can't Do That On Television, Peter Peter Griffin 3 10
Peter tells of spending a year on a deserted island with only a monkey for a companion when he claims alone time for Stewie is good.
Gooditaliankids Italian mom without bad kids You Can't Do That On Television, Peter Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter says his life without Jolly Farm Revue will be like an Italian mom without bad kids.
Badaudioshow Bad audio basement show You Can't Do That On Television, Peter Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter says Petey's Funhouse replace the bad audio basement show on cable access.
Evite Evite You Can't Do That On Television, Peter Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter claims that Lois is the most annoying thing in his life next to Evite.
Frathouse Frathouse You Can't Do That On Television, Peter Peter Griffin 7 10
Peter turns to a frathouse for backup.
Seussereading Horrible Dr. Seuss reading Mr. and Mrs. Stewie Stewie Griffin 1 10
Stewie notes that the last book reading he went to was horrible.
Uplatepeter Peter's plume pen Mr. and Mrs. Stewie Lois Griffin 2 10
Lois complains that Peter's plume pen keeps her up at night while he writes.
CharlesBronson Charles Bronson Mr. and Mrs. Stewie Peter Griffin 3 10
Peter claims that even cold, unfeeling men need to snuggle.
Mavgoose Maverick & Goose Mr. and Mrs. Stewie Stewie Griffin 4 10
Stewie wonders if his meeting Penelope was like how Maverick felt when he met Goose.
Joanofarc Joan of Arc Mr. and Mrs. Stewie Stewie Griffin 5 10
Stewie claims that strong women always turn out to be nightmares, like Joan of Arc.
Tom Brunelle Baby on an airplane Leggo My Meg-O Meg Griffin 1 10
Meg believes another semester at James Woods Regional High School would be worse than sitting next to a baby on an airplane.
Moneyjob Part-time job Leggo My Meg-O Peter Griffin 2 10
Peter tells of working part-time jobs.
Minorityarmy Kidnapping scum Leggo My Meg-O Stewie Griffin 3 10
Stewie compares Meg's kidnappers to military recruiting targeting minorities.
Buttbread Inventing stuffing Leggo My Meg-O Stewie Griffin 4 10
Stewie tells a kidnapper to burn in Hell, like the guy who invented stuffing a Turkey.
Tipsovercanoes Teamwork Leggo My Meg-O Stewie Griffin 5 10
Stewie claims that he and Brian make a good team, like Lewis and Clark and the guy that tips over canoes.
Stickcrossing Cheating wife Tea Peter Peter Griffin & stick figure 1 10
Peter converses with a falling stick figure who worries his wife is cheating on him.
Russiancoats Russian coats Tea Peter Joe Swanson 2 10
Joe warns against moving to Russia, noting that hooking up in the coats can be a crapshoot.
Baldeagles Just for Eagles Tea Peter Glenn Quagmire 3 10
Quagmire complains that bald eagles should be able to make their own decisions.
Knittingclub Peter's knitting club Tea Peter Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter notes that his knitting club has been critical of his work lately.
Japaneseeveryday Japanese girls Tea Peter Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter tells of sitting at the mall watching Japanese girls laugh during normal conversation.
Dryland Going for a walk Tea Peter Peter Griffin 6 10
Peter asks Brian if he feels superior, like the first creature to walk on dry land.
Notvillpeople Not the Village People Tea Peter Peter Griffin 7 10
Peter complains about the government ruining everything, like the way the Village People ruined any gathering of a cop, Indian Chief and a construction worker.
Slowconstruction Half-asleep construction worker Tea Peter Peter Griffin 8 10
Peter claims he can't wait to fire all of the government workers starting with the half-sleep construction worker.
Mescalvegas Driving to Vegas Tea Peter Chris Griffin 9 10
Without government, Chris takes a bunch of mescaline and drives to Vegas.
Spanishteacher Meg's Spanish teacher Tea Peter Peter Griffin 10 10
Without government, Meg can finally hold hands with her Spanish teacher.
Notquagmires Going to Hell Tea Peter Lois Griffin 11 10
Lois worries that without government the town is going to Hell.
Tamponcommercialblue Tampon commercials Tea Peter Peter Griffin 12 10
Peter complains that without government, tampon commercials no longer show a blue liquid.
Britishcutaway British cutaway Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2 Neville & Announcer 1 10
Neville and an announcer lead to a British cutaway gag.
Notworthit Not worth it Internal Affairs Joe Swanson 1 10
Joe notes that he only gets feedback from the chief when a punk isn't worth it.
MuyImportante ¡Muy Importante! Internal Affairs Joe Swanson 2 10
Joe tells Bonnie of being invited to appear on ¡Muy Importante!.
Directingtraffic Taking care of things Internal Affairs Glenn Quagmire 3 10
With all of the police at McShooty's, Quagmire ponders who is taking care of the city.
Nakedcb C.B. sex Internal Affairs Peter Griffin 4 10
Peter tells of enjoying C.B. sex while Lois is out.
Aufulthings A terrible thing Internal Affairs Peter Griffin 5 10
Peter tells Joe that everyone has done terrible things.
Gorrilamistake Making a mistake Internal Affairs Stewie Griffin 6 10
Stewie admits everyone makes mistakes.
Joemeetsbonnie When Joe meet Bonnie Internal Affairs Joe Swanson 7 10
Joe tells how he met Bonnie.
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