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| From the episode: | Candy Quahog Marshmallow! |
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| Singers: | Peter Griffin, Cleveland Brown, Joe Swanson, Glenn Quagmire, Sujin's family |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry, Patrick Warburton |
"Come On Home" is originally sung by Peter, Cleveland and Joe to convince Quagmire to return to Quahog when he decides to stay in South Korea in "Candy Quahog Marshmallow!". Inspired by "K-pop", or Korean pop music videos, they guys form a "boy band". When Quagmire discovers that staying with his former lover Sujin means also living with her extended family, he meets the guys at the airport with the family in tow and sings a reprise, the family happy just to be part of a K-pop song. The song is a parody of "Bubble Pop" by Hyuna.[1]
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Cleveland: Quagmire
Joe: Quagmire
Peter: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance
So we're breaking the spell with a K-pop dance
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: In our booty pants
Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Everything in this land is complete nonsense
Even worse, Kim Jong-un lives across that fence
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Come home where you belong
Quahog is your home
Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Quagmire
Peter: Who wants to live in Korea?
Joe, Cleveland: Come home
Peter: Their name sounds like gonorrhea
Joe, Cleveland: Go home
Peter: So Quagmire please tell 'em "see ya"
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home...
Cleveland: ...boy
Peter: Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs
Ricki Lake and Howie Long
Giant boobies firm and strong
Joe, Cleveland: Not here!
Peter: Only in the U-S-A, Eh
Come on home today
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Confusing dance break
[Interlude]
Random names of snacks now
Peter, Joe, Cleveland: Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
Peter: You only belong in Quahog
Joe, Cleveland: Come home
Peter: You really love pussy
They eat dogs
So buddy, please run and don't jog and...
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home...
Cleveland: ...boy
Peter: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
[Reprise]
Quagmire: Who wants to live in Korea?
Their name sounds like gonorrhea
Sujin's family: Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!