Screenshot | Title | Appear in | Cutaway Owner | Episode Order | Season No. |
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New guy | Finders Keepers | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter realizes his breath is what grossed out the new guy. | |||||
Four-hour erection | Finders Keepers | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter accuses Lois of being as stubborn as a four-hour erection. | |||||
Hurry-Up Shrimp | Finders Keepers | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter is surprised to find he has had a piece of shrimp in his mouth for a week. | |||||
Played for a fool | Finders Keepers | Lois Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Lois tells Peter that he is being played for a fool, like George McFly. | |||||
Nature documentary | Finders Keepers | Peter Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Peter takes umbrage that his treasure hunt is a stupid idea. | |||||
Peas in a pod | Finders Keepers | Joe Swanson | 6 | 12 | |
Joe is shunned by Peter when he realizes he may be on to something. | |||||
Bald men in incubators | Finders Keepers | Stewie Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Stewie recounts how Peter placed bald men in incubators and treated them like babies. | |||||
Ice cream stop | Finders Keepers | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter gripes about Lois' ice cream stop. | |||||
New Lois | Finders Keepers | Peter Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Peter replaces Lois with Tricia Takanawa. | |||||
Believe | Finders Keepers | Peter Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Peter sets up a cutaway that lands them inside The Drunken Clam. | |||||
Strip club | Finders Keepers | Peter Griffin | 11 | 12 | |
Peter cutaways himself away from Lois into a strip club. | |||||
Bad Priest | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter believes the priest has it in for him. | |||||
Shopping without Lois | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter claims the last time he went shopping without Lois was a disaster. | |||||
Reassignment surgery | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter is reassured to go to Dr. Hartman since he handled Peter's reassignment surgery. | |||||
Spoken jazz | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter is happy to finally have an interesting silhouette when performing spoken jazz. | |||||
Cramping Stewie's style | Vestigial Peter | Stewie Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Stewie is concerned about Chip cramping his style. | |||||
New musket | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter wants to show Chip his new musket. | |||||
Being honest | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Peter compares his honesty to that of George Washington. | |||||
Parent-Teacher-Cheetah meeting | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter complains that watching tennis with Chip is more painful than a Parent-Teacher-Cheetah meeting. | |||||
Airbag | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Peter would like to be reincarnated as an airbag. | |||||
Full-of-life | Vestigial Peter | Lois Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Lois remembers when Peter was passionate and full-of-life. | |||||
Predictable choice | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 11 | 12 | |
Peter claims to have invented "Choose Your Own Adventure" or "Pie In Bed". | |||||
Techno music | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 12 | 12 | |
Peter claims getting rid of Chip will be as easy as the creation of techno music. | |||||
Bar Mitzvah | Vestigial Peter | Peter Griffin | 13 | 12 | |
Peter prefers to stay home and prepare for his Bar Mitzvah. | |||||
First Model T | Quagmire's Quagmire | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter compares Quagmire to the first guy to own a Model T in the neighborhood. | |||||
Condom costume | Quagmire's Quagmire | Lois Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Lois finds Chris' old condom costume. | |||||
Intense relationship | Quagmire's Quagmire | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Stewie recalls his relationship with Oscar as being "intense." | |||||
Being different | Quagmire's Quagmire | Glenn Quagmire | 4 | 12 | |
Quagmire tells Sonja not to be afraid of being different. | |||||
No rush | Quagmire's Quagmire | Peter Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Peter tries to discourage Quagmire from rushing into a decision. | |||||
Fire engine freak-out | Quagmire's Quagmire | Stewie Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Stewie is skeptical of Brian's advice. | |||||
Blue & Yellow | Quagmire's Quagmire | Stewie Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Stewie hopes Rupert can handle the break-up better than Blue & Yellow. | |||||
Forrest Gump | Quagmire's Quagmire | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter notes that love does funny things to people, like Forrest Gump.. | |||||
Apple picking | Quagmire's Quagmire | Joe Swanson | 9 | 12 | |
Joe is surprised when Quagmire doesn't show up to go apple picking. | |||||
Masturbating Eskimo | Quagmire's Quagmire | Peter Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Peter is weirded out like the time he met a masturbating Eskimo. | |||||
Adam Levine dog whistle | Quagmire's Quagmire | Stewie Griffin | 11 | 12 | |
Stewie threatens Brian with his Adam Levine dog whistle. | |||||
Taking it hard | Quagmire's Quagmire | Stewie Griffin | 12 | 12 | |
Stewie worries about Oscar taking their break-up hard. | |||||
Rain gear | A Fistful of Meg | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter notes that the only time Brian isn't naked is when Lois dresses him in rain gear. | |||||
Meg's birth certificate | A Fistful of Meg | Meg Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Meg explains that her name is something other than Megan. | |||||
A man's home is his castle | A Fistful of Meg | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter refuses to dress for Brian. | |||||
1950s women | A Fistful of Meg | Meg Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Meg is encouraged that things have progressed since the 1950s. | |||||
Grand entrance | A Fistful of Meg | Lois Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Lois complains about Peter spending money on a staircase so he could make grand entrances. | |||||
Judge Judy | A Fistful of Meg | Meg Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Meg notes that she doesn't have a lot of money like Judge Judy. | |||||
Meg's funeral | A Fistful of Meg | Meg Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Meg imagines what her funeral will be like. | |||||
Natural selection | A Fistful of Meg | Ruth | 8 | 12 | |
Ruth explains their reasons for bailing out on Meg. | |||||
Tracey Bellings | A Fistful of Meg | Glenn Quagmire | 9 | 12 | |
Quagmire tells Meg of his own experience with a bully. | |||||
Meg scared | A Fistful of Meg | Meg Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Meg claims she hasn't been so fightended since Peter stopped showering. | |||||
Jeff Daniels on Inside the Actor's Studio | A Fistful of Meg | Brian Griffin | 11 | 12 | |
Brian recalls that Peter never gives up. | |||||
Helicopter tour of Tucson | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter reminds Lois of the time they took a helicopter tour of Tucson. | |||||
Role playing | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter reminds Lois of some role playing they engaged in. | |||||
See-saw | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter would prefer to see-saw with Joe. | |||||
Foreign compliment | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter tells Brian that being nude is a compliment in some countries. | |||||
Italian school | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | Lois Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Lois worries that the kids are not learning well in school. | |||||
Giving to the mafia | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | Brian Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Brian notes that they give most of their money to the mafia. | |||||
Shut-up-a-You-Facebook | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | Peter Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Peter explains giving up the family's American citizenship. | |||||
The Karate Kid V | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | Chris Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Chris wants to catch opening night for The Karate Kid V. | |||||
Last Supper | Life of Brian | Stewie Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Stewie admits he has interfered with the past many times. | |||||
Native American Life montage | Life of Brian | Stewie Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Stewie points out all of they things they are accustomed to in their own live that the Native Americans have also developed. | |||||
White reservation | Life of Brian | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Stewie fears being placed on a reservation. | |||||
Early Christmas | Life of Brian | Stewie Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Stewie time travels ahead to get a jump on the new toys. | |||||
1920 election | Life of Brian | Stewie Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Stewie points out that not every historical event is all it's cracked up to be. | |||||
PBS documentaries | Life of Brian | Stewie Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Stewie tries to look forward to not having to watch awful PBS documentaries anymore. | |||||
Good idea at the time | Life of Brian | Stewie Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Stewie cautions against jumping into things, noting crucification seemed like a good idea at the time. | |||||
Grimace | Life of Brian | Joe Swanson | 8 | 12 | |
Joe explains that he doesn't like to do ride-alongs. | |||||
Ruined magic act | Life of Brian | Stewie Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Stewie vows to ruin Vinny like he ruined a magic act. | |||||
Transvestite | In Harmony's Way | Glenn Quagmire | 1 | 12 | |
Quagmire explains that he needs a place to avoid a transvestite that he made eye contact with. | |||||
Feeling special | In Harmony's Way | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter feels as special as the time he had udders. | |||||
Sliced bread | In Harmony's Way | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter declares their music career will be the greatest thing since sliced bread. | |||||
Mort Town Records | In Harmony's Way | Mort Goldman | 4 | 12 | |
Mort explains his past as a music producer. | |||||
Lied to | In Harmony's Way | Peter Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Peter tells of being lied to before. | |||||
Waste of time | In Harmony's Way | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter feels as though his time would have been better spent jogging with the girls. | |||||
Worst performance | In Harmony's Way | Peter Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Peter tells of having seen worse performances. | |||||
Hockey fight | In Harmony's Way | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter looks forward to a better creative outlet than picking hockey fights at work. | |||||
Agoose Banwatti | In Harmony's Way | Peter Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Peter fires Mort as their manager, wanting someone tough in their corner like Indonesian kickboxer Agoose Banwatti. | |||||
Carving the turkey | In Harmony's Way | Peter Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Peter imagines Lois carving the Thanksgiving turkey. | |||||
Shopping at Tiffany's | Christmas Guy | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter loves going to the mall and making the salesmen think he's buying something. | |||||
Macy's cologne salesman | Christmas Guy | Stewie Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Stewie sends Vinny off to go bother the cologne salesman at Macy's. | |||||
Folgers | Christmas Guy | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter was feeling happy until someone comes along and ruins it. | |||||
Gluten-free Santa | Christmas Guy | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter accuses Carter of taking the fun out of Christmas, like a gluten-free Santa. | |||||
Happy June 16th | Christmas Guy | Lois Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Lois notes that her father has always hated Christmas. | |||||
Mystery box | Christmas Guy | Vinny | 6 | 12 | |
Vinny's gift gets misdirected. | |||||
Fancy transition | Peter Problems | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
After getting a raise and a promotion, Peter can set up a cutaway with a fancy transition. | |||||
Peter's podcast | Peter Problems | Joe Swanson | 2 | 12 | |
Peter has a podcast consisting of him naming hats. | |||||
Picture day | Peter Problems | Lois Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Lois instructs the kids to run behind the others when they have no money to buy school pictures. | |||||
Crossing guard | Peter Problems | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter almost gets a job as a crossing guard. | |||||
Debussy | Peter Problems | Peter Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
When Lois considers getting a job for extra money, Peter looks forward to expanding his record collection. | |||||
Bowling alley | Peter Problems | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter recalls working at the bowling alley. | |||||
Washing machine | Peter Problems | Peter Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Peter notes that the washing machine has been acting up. | |||||
Tea time | Peter Problems | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter relaxes while housekeeping. | |||||
Droopy Dog on Viagra | Peter Problems | Dr. Hartman | 9 | 12 | |
Dr. Hartman prescribes enhancement pills as anti-depressants. | |||||
Office supply store | Peter Problems | Peter Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Peter is banned from the office supply store. | |||||
Jack be Nimble | Grimm Job | Jack's wife/Lois Griffin | 1a | 12 | |
Jack's wife suggests he could get a job jumping over stuff. | |||||
Georgie Porgie | Grimm Job | Jack's wife/Lois Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Jack's wife nags him that he couldn't even keep and eye on Georgie Porgie and his sleezy brother Rick. | |||||
Painterazzi | Grimm Job | Drizella Tremaine/Meg Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
The evil stepsister hopes the painterazzi will be attending the royal ball. | |||||
Can of Whup Ass! | Brian's a Bad Father | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter tells Joe the dumbest thing he's ever done was opening a can of Whup Ass! on himself. | |||||
Michael Chiklis | Brian's a Bad Father | Stewie Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Stewie reassures Brian by reminding him that he was the one that told Michael Chiklis he could wear tight shirts. | |||||
Walk and chew gum | Brian's a Bad Father | Glenn Quagmire | 3 | 12 | |
Quagmire complains that Peter isn't capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time. | |||||
Silent movie friends | Brian's a Bad Father | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter has to content himself with his silent movie friends. | |||||
Leo the Lion | Brian's a Bad Father | Brian Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Brian concedes that meeting with Dylan wouldn't be the worst idea. | |||||
Taken | Brian's a Bad Father | Brian Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Brian uses the example of Zooey Deschanel playing the daughter in Taken as thinking outside of the box. | |||||
Attack ads | Brian's a Bad Father | Joe Swanson | 7 | 12 | |
Joe complains about the way Peter and Quagmire are treating each other. | |||||
Fired surgeon | Brian's a Bad Father | Brian Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Brian compares firing a writer in the middle of a show to firing a surgeon in the middle of an operation. | |||||
Marvin Gaye | Brian's a Bad Father | Brian Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Brian feels he is a worse dad than Marvin Gaye's. | |||||
Suicide | Brian's a Bad Father | Peter Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Peter wonders that if he kills himself if he'll get a full-page picture in the school yearbook. | |||||
First hybrid car | Mom's the Word | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter admits people make mistakes, just like the guys that made the first hybrid car. | |||||
Dramatic garage door reveals | Mom's the Word | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter would rather be home doing dramatic garage door reveals than sitting in a boring meeting at work. | |||||
Fire drill | Mom's the Word | Angela | 3a | 12 | |
Peter tries to get out of a fire drill since he is already on fire. | |||||
Kathy Bates butt double | Mom's the Word | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter would rather remembered for his achievements in film than for soiling his pants. | |||||
Enigmatic Facebook messages | Mom's the Word | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter decides to go post terrible news on Facebook without explaining the reason behind it. | |||||
Black Eyed Peas | Mom's the Word | Stewie Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Stewie notes that he learns something new every day, just like the Black Eyed Peas. | |||||
My Two Dads | Mom's the Word | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter can't remember the difference between Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan. | |||||
Memory foam pillow | Mom's the Word | Brian Griffin | 7a | 12 | |
Brian has trouble sleeping without his memory foam pillow. | |||||
Buddhists | Mom's the Word | Brian Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Brian points out that Buddhists are good at controlling their emotions and that one gift is as good as another. | |||||
The Mad Hatter | Mom's the Word | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter hasn't been this happy since he met the Sane Hatter. | |||||
Forgiveness | Mom's the Word | Brian Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Brian tells Stewie that Catholics believe in forgiveness of their sins even if it is on their deathbeds, gaining access to Heaven. | |||||
Skeptic | Mom's the Word | Lois Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Lois notes that this wouldn't be the first time Peter thought someone was hitting on him. | |||||
Internet predators | Mom's the Word | Peter Griffin | 11 | 12 | |
Peter accuses Evelyn of tricking him, just like the predators on the internet. | |||||
Knowing his limits | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter has figured out how many beers he can have and still drive. | |||||
Cutaway gags | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter's second favorite Sunday tradition is when he gets his Cutaway gags ready for the week. | |||||
Naked bank dream | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter has a dream of being naked at the bank. | |||||
Fooling Brian | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter fools Brian my making him this his hand on the sofa is another animal. | |||||
Creeped out | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Peter is creeped out just like the time he went to the pedophile opera. | |||||
Finding the cheese | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter thinks finding God will be as easy as finding the cheese. | |||||
Married guy in Vegas | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Peter declares their trip worse than taking a married guy to Vegas. | |||||
Little league umpire | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter is surprised he got into Heaven considering he isn't even allowed to umpire little league baseball anymore. | |||||
Celebrity baby photographer | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Peter believes making Bill Belichick smile should be easy since he was a celebrity baby photographer. | |||||
1920s solo flight | 3 Acts of God | Peter Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Peter declare making Bill Belichick smile his greatest accomplishment since his 1920s solo flight across the Atlantic. | |||||
Insanity practice | Fresh Heir | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter would rather do his insanity practice than go fishing with Chris. | |||||
Unspoken bond | Fresh Heir | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter only forms unspoken bonds. | |||||
Carter's leg | Fresh Heir | lois Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Lois describes Carter's accident at the mall. | |||||
Bab's photoshoot | Fresh Heir | Lois Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Lois explains that Babs is out of town for a magazine photoshoot. | |||||
Hair change | Fresh Heir | Lois Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Lois tries to get the family to notice that she's had her hair done. | |||||
Poor green whales with guns books | Fresh Heir | Brian, Carter | 6 | 12 | |
Brian suggests that Carter leave his money to charity. | |||||
Master plan | Fresh Heir | Peter Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Peter wants to find a cure for ballzheimer's disease. | |||||
Cleaning Chris' room | Fresh Heir | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter's idea to clean Chris' room leaves him speechless. | |||||
Divorce | Fresh Heir | Peter Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Peter tricks Lois into a divorce. | |||||
Jumping the gun | Fresh Heir | Peter Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Peter suggests that Chris not jump the gun, like responding to a text too quickly. | |||||
Scarface | Secondhand Spoke | Stewie Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Stewie notes that Chris is as big of a social outcast as Scarface. | |||||
King of Denmark Griffin | Secondhand Spoke | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter declares himself above the law, like his 14th century ancestor, King of Denmark Griffin. | |||||
Owl and Costello | Secondhand Spoke | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Stewie gives Chris advice on how to handle bullies, pointing out that they are a team like "Owl and Costello." | |||||
Geometry test | Secondhand Spoke | Stewie Griffin, Chris Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Chris isn't feeling witty since he was up studying for his geometry test. Stewie asks him how it went. | |||||
Sherlock Holmes | Secondhand Spoke | Stewie Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Stewie notes that he and Chris make a better team than Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. | |||||
Coach God | Secondhand Spoke | Stewie Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Stewie claims he makes a better coach than God | |||||
Young people | Secondhand Spoke | Stewie Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Stewie worries that he'll never get to express disappointment in young people. | |||||
Quitting smoking | Secondhand Spoke | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter wishes he could quit smoking, or that smoking could quit him. | |||||
Roleplay sex | Secondhand Spoke | Peter Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Peter notes that smoking is starting to affect is and Lois' roleplay sex. | |||||
Alternate reality | Herpe, the Love Sore | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
In Peter's alternate reality, he decides not to open Quagmire's mail and is shot by Lois. | |||||
Power trip | Herpe, the Love Sore | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Quagmire's whip make Peter feel as powerful when he got to decide which ant lives and which ant dies. | |||||
Bad choice Halloween costume | Herpe, the Love Sore | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Stewie reminds Brian of what he did to his Halloween costume. | |||||
Uncomfortable phone calls | Herpe, the Love Sore | Stewie Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Stewie has to make some calls after he gets herpes from Brian. | |||||
Wedding invitations | Herpe, the Love Sore | Stewie Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Stewie was expected to help with a friend's wedding invitations. | |||||
Cowards Anonymous | Herpe, the Love Sore | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter attends Cowards Anonymous. | |||||
Kennedy family reunion | Herpe, the Love Sore | Stewie Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Stewie compares his experience at preschool to a Kennedy family reunion. | |||||
Coked-up giraffe | Herpe, the Love Sore | Stewie Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Stewie declares Brian a bigger menace than a coked-up giraffe at Studio 54. | |||||
Goatee guys | Herpe, the Love Sore | Peter Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Peter reminds the guys that they have to stick together, like goatee guys at a BBQ. | |||||
Milestones montage | Herpe, the Love Sore | Peter Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Peter recounts significant events while sitting in the guys favorite booth at The Drunken Clam. | |||||
Target practice | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Lois Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Lois tells Peter about Bonnie's trips to the shooting range. | |||||
Taking Stewie out | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter takes Stewie along for his prostate exam. | |||||
Cross-country grandparent | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Stewie fears never getting to grow old and becoming an across the country grandparent. | |||||
Missed opportunity | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter vows not to let an opportunity pass him by. | |||||
Deaf Games | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Stella | 5 | 12 | |
Stella can't take a business trip to Chicago due to the Deaf Games. | |||||
Small and insignificant | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter feels small and insignificant, like John Goodman's heartbeat. | |||||
Cave diving | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Peter Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Peter looks forward to limitless adventure, like when he went cave diving. | |||||
NPR car rental | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Some of Peter's culture came from listening to NPR in his rental car. | |||||
Sounding wrong | The Most Interesting Man in the World | Brian | 9 | 12 | |
Brian compares the sound of newly refined Peter to a pilot without a calming voice. | |||||
Lesbian odd jobs | Baby Got Black | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter tells of when he worked in a lesbian's house for a carpet cleaning company. | |||||
Gossip group | Baby Got Black | Chris Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Chris explains to Jerome that Pam has a seat at the gossip table with him. | |||||
Fat date | Baby Got Black | Peter Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Peter had always imagined Chris dating a fat girl. | |||||
Sex talk | Baby Got Black | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter assures Jerome he gave Chris the sex talk. | |||||
Trip to Mexico | Baby Got Black | Peter Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Peter admits he was skeptical about his trip to Mexico. | |||||
Patrick Henry | Baby Got Black | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter tells tells Chris that he has to fight for what he believes in, like Patrick Henry. | |||||
First time | Baby Got Black | Chris Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Chris admits that everyone has a first time for sex, even Maverick from Top Gun. | |||||
Footloose dancing | Baby Got Black | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter channels his anger into Footloose dancing. | |||||
Jean jacket lady | Meg Stinks! | Peter Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Peter has trouble picturing Meg in college, imagining her to become a lady in a jean jacket. | |||||
Mardi Gras | Meg Stinks! | Stewie Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Stewie reminds Brian of having trouble trying to get some quiet during Mardi Gras. | |||||
Scrappy Brian | Meg Stinks! | Brian Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Brian tells Peter and Lois that his nephew Scrappy Brian didn't make it through the night. | |||||
O'Connor | Meg Stinks! | Brian Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Brian feels like a disgrace to his species, like a gumball machine traffic cop. | |||||
First vagina | Meg Stinks! | Brian Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Brian is as excited as a guy who just touched his first vagina. | |||||
Podiatrist | Meg Stinks! | Stewie Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter admits he aspired to be a podiatrist. | |||||
Bob Seger | Meg Stinks! | Peter Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Peter claims that all of Bob Seger's songs are about pooping. | |||||
Fiona Apple | Meg Stinks! | Peter Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Peter invites Meg to go Fiona Apple picking. | |||||
Siegfried & Roy | Meg Stinks! | Stewie Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Stewie notes that Brian has become like Mantecore. | |||||
Arnold Schwarzenegger | Meg Stinks! | Brian Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
With Brian not around, Stewie thinks the house is like Arnold Schwarzenegger without the accent. | |||||
Providence tour | Meg Stinks! | Lois Griffin | 11 | 12 | |
When Meg claims to know what she's doing, Lois points out that is what Peter said before a tour of Providence. | |||||
Peter goes to the bank | Meg Stinks! | Meg Griffin | 12 | 12 | |
Meg recounts a trip to the bank with Peter. | |||||
Ugly boy scout | Meg Stinks! | Stewie Griffin | 13 | 12 | |
Lois points out that life isn't easy. | |||||
Comedy ball | Meg Stinks! | -- | 14 | 12 | |
Mayor Adam West laughs at Brian's change of heart about staying outdoors. | |||||
Something to do | He's Bla-ack! | Lois Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Lois is happy that Peter will have something to do other than flush the toilet while playing "Slow Ride" by Foghat. | |||||
Orphanage | He's Bla-ack! | Peter Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Peter tells Cleveland about his old house serving as an orphanage. | |||||
House with small kids | He's Bla-ack! | Glenn Quagmire | 3 | 12 | |
Quagmire would rather live in a house with small kids than be in one full of junk. | |||||
Controlling anger | He's Bla-ack! | Peter Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Peter shot puts "accidentally" into the crowd to control his anger. | |||||
Peter's right hand | He's Bla-ack! | Peter Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Peter feels closer to Cleveland than to his own right hand. | |||||
Eye contact | He's Bla-ack! | Peter Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Peter figures out how long to make eye contact during a guitar solo. | |||||
Cheating hands | Chap Stewie | Stewie Griffin | 1 | 12 | |
Stewie considers Brian an idiot, like a guy cheating on his right hand with his left. | |||||
Toast house | Chap Stewie | Brian Griffin | 2 | 12 | |
Brian tells Stewie about Peter using all of the downstairs electrical outlets to make toast. | |||||
Morons montage | Chap Stewie | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 12 | |
Stewie is tired of living with morons as he recalls his lemonade stand with Chris, birthdays with Peter and Meg being Meg. | |||||
Big challenge | Chap Stewie | Stewie Griffin | 4 | 12 | |
Stewie has faced bigger challenges than breaking up Peter and Lois, like riding a bike in The Muppet Movie. | |||||
Celebrity Peter | Chap Stewie | Lois Griffin | 5 | 12 | |
Lois tells Peter that he looks like a celebrity. | |||||
Basement Meg | Chap Stewie | Lois Griffin | 6 | 12 | |
Lois notes that they don't allow Meg upstairs. | |||||
Rick Springfield | Chap Stewie | Stewie Griffin | 7 | 12 | |
Stewie is happy to avoid becoming like Rick Springfield. | |||||
Duck, Duck, Goose | Chap Stewie | Stewie Griffin | 8 | 12 | |
Stewie recalls Peter playing "Duck, Duck, Goose".. | |||||
Peter's porn collection | Chap Stewie | Stewie Griffin | 9 | 12 | |
Chris discovers Peter's porn collection after Stewie sets it out for Goodwill. | |||||
Mayor Chapstick | Chap Stewie | Stewie Griffin | 10 | 12 | |
Mayor Adam West discovers Stewie's Chapstick from his trip to the past. | |||||
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Cutaway Gags Season 12
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