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Deleted scenes from Season 12

Screenshot Title or description Intended episode Found on Episode Order
Famcyrest Fancy Restaurant Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 1
Chris figures that Peter would just blow the money at a fancy restaurant.
NL Herbert on the internet Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 2
Herbert finds a web page that for the first time isn't in the Netherlands.
Moneychangespeople Money changes people Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter realizes that money changes people.
Racisteyedoctor Racist eye doctor Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter hates going to the dentist as much as going to the racist eye doctor.
Comingout Coming out Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 5
Stewie plans an announcement when he turns 17.
Haggle Inappropriate haggling Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter notes that Lois haggles during inappropriate situations.
Christwin Blood brothers Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 2
Chris checks to see if he has a vestigial twin as well.
MOPA MOPA Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 3
Stewie plans an exhibition at MOPA; the Museum of Pretentious Art.
GoCarts Go-Carts Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter gets tired of running around with Chip doing stuff.
Chipbeet First drink Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter introduces Chip to beer.
Hartmandrunk Hoping no one notices Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 6
Doctor Hartman goes drunk driving.
SpanchF By the way... Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 7
Chris announces he received an “F” in Spanish, hoping that it would get lost in the conversation.
BoxFort Box fort Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 8
Peter considers dragging himself over to boxes to make a fort to play in.
NoHospital Refusal Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 9
Peter doesn't want to go to the hospital.
Neckrings Ceremonial neck rings Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter picks out ceremonial neck rings.
Paintme Keep painting Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie tells Oscar to keep painting.
Cumloudly Cum Loudly Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 3
Quagmire guesses that Sonja graduated “cum loudly.”
Goonme Go on me Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 4
Sonja asks Quagmire to go to the bathroom on her.
Hungergames Hunger Games Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter competes in the Hunger Games.
Mikesiri Checking the schedule A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 1
Mental Mike checks his schedule with siri.
Coffeesipping L&O:CSCD A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie and Brian watch Law & Order: Coffee-Sipping Cop Division.
Moeningannounc Morning announcements A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 3
Principal Sheppard makes the morning announcements.
Sheppardheroin Principal Sheppard A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 4
Meg tries to distribute heroin to get expelled.
Hotcharlie Hot stuff A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 5
Brian watches an episode of Charlie's Angels in which Charlie eats hot food in his car.
Whovacation Blowing Bubbles / Who Else But Quagmire? A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 6
After Quagmire wants Meg to build up her strength by blowing Bubbles and introduces her to his horse Bubbles, he remembers that the “Who Else But Quagmire?” guy is on vacation.
TriciaT T and Tricia Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 1
Tricia is the only Asian not wearing a surgical mask at the airport and meets Mr. T.
Joevacation A Million Ways to Die in Europe Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 2
Joe bores Peter with his vacation photos.
Fatart Healthy and prosperous Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 3
Chris wonders about all of the paintings of fat women.
Fannypack Fanny pack Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter gets a spare outfit from his fanny pack.
Bikevideo Riding a bike Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter tells about learning how to ride a bike from an internet video.
Goingdown Sleeping with the fishes Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 6
Peter “sleeps with the fishes.”
Ragu On the ragu Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 7
Peter doesn't mind that Lois is on the ragu.
Avianflu Avian flu Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 8
Peter avoids contact with birds to keep from contracting Avian flu.
Dogbutt Strange dog butt Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 1
Stewie offers encouraging words to Brian while they escape.
Penisjerkey Penis jerky Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 2
Native American Stewie threatens to turn Buffalo Brian's ears into a wallet and his penis into jerky.
Sparecupcake One cupcake per person Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter reads the eulogy.
CruelladeV Cruella DeVille Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter and Lois try to find a pet store employee.
Procons Pros and cons Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter lists the pros and cons on dog ownership.
Peterundertandingdeath Understanding death In Harmony's Way Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter tries to understand death.
Milkwad Shooting his wad In Harmony's Way Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter tries to celebrate their agreement, but shot his milk in the earlier cutaway.
Bighatandy Biggest head in America In Harmony's Way Family Guy Season 12 3
Conan tries to see if Any hat in America will fit on Andy's head.
Younggirls Underaged girls Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter checks out underaged girls at the mall.
Susiesniper Acting out Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie meets his match as a sniper while attempting to take out Joe.
Caartergrinch Carter out-grinches The Grinch Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 3
Lois tells of Carter being hired by The Grinch.
Stonedchristmas Christmas spirit Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter and Carter smoke weed to get into the Christmas Spirit.
Malljunk Christmas wish Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 5
Stewie decides he doesn't want the cheap, plastic mall goods for Christmas.
Siletfart Silent fart Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 6
Vinny buys a Prius to be like Brian.
Pukeangela Final word Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 1
Alternate take on Angela fires Peter.
Catfishing Catfish Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie shoots an episode of Catfish.
Hardstudying Studying hard Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 3
Doctor Hartman prescribes Cialis to kids to help them study in school.
Vitospizza Father-son fights Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 4
The guys watch a commercial for Vito's Pizzaria.
Birdpeter Peter hatches an egg Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter tries to prove he is responsible by sitting on an egg that was abandoned.
Wolfrepellent Priorities Grimm Job Family Guy Season 12 1
Red Riding Hood's mother opts for the Astroglide over wolf repellent.
Nocapes Little Red Walking Hood Grimm Job Family Guy Season 12 2
Red tries to explain that she wears a riding hood, not a cape.
Lieajoke Potential princesses Grimm Job Family Guy Season 12 3
Prince Charming checks out potential princesses.
Fistingcake Fisting Grimm Job Family Guy Season 12 4
The stepsister offers to fist the cake.
Poopsack Poop sack Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 1
Bonnie and Joe accidentally get their bags mixed up.
Boopfart Betty Boop Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 2
When Stewie gets Brian to burp him, he explains how Betty Boop got her name.
PMSQuagmire QMS Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 3
Quagmire gets into a mood.
Dylan back Big news Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 4
Brian hears that Dylan is back and in television.
DivorcedTony Catching up Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 5
Brian and Dylan go out for coffee where Dylan may have some daddy issues and Brian mentions that Tony the Tiger's wife left him. While out shopping they bump into Peter and Chris.
Personalwriter Personal writer Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 6
Brian convinces Dylan to hire him as his personal writer.
Statuatory Statutory Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 7
Brian tries to find out the rules regarding dating the teen-aged staff.
Actingnotes Acting notes Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 8
Brian tries to turn Dylan's criticism into acting notes.
NFLPeter NFL analyst Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 9
Peter works as an NFL analyst on FOX.
PhillipGlass Phillip Glass Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter would rather be Phillip Glass blowing than at the meeting.
Noevidence Getting rid of the evidence Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter is good at getting rid of evidence.
Lifereset Life reset Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 3
Stewie offers his thoughts on resetting life.
Missedchance Life's regrets Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter has some life regrets.
40stampon Cleaning out Grandma's place Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 5
Meg finds a 1940s tampon.
Familyalbum Family album Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 6
Peter finds the family photo album.
Peterbra Second base Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 7
Evelyn unhooks Peter's bra.
Brodyheaven Heaven Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 8
Brian tries to explain Heaven to Stewie.
Digmittens Alternate ending Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 9
In an alternate ending, Peter and Evelyn discover that Mittens is still alive.
Clevelandloafers Slippery 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 1
Cleveland wears his loafers at the tailgate.
18minoldmcd 18 minute "Old MacDonald" 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie tells about a concert at the library.
Sweeden North to Alaska 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter and the guys head to Alaska to talk to Sarah Palin about God.
Palinmoose Marty Moose 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter discovers Sarah Palin is really the Wally World moose.
Sadmen Sad Men 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter and the guys watch Sad Men.
Deathpager For Whom the Pager Tolls 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 6
Death searches for a cell phone to use.
Receipts Reimbursement 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 7
Peter tries to give God their expense receipts.
Chrissing Prior engagement Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter already promised to take a fish Chrissing.
Scubachris Scuba diving Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter makes an empty promise to take Chris scuba diving.
Cartercheerleader Carter's accident Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 3
Carter has a cheerleading dismount accident.
AIBabs American Idol judge Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 4
Babs becomes a judge on American Idol.
AnneFrankPickle Anne Frank Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 5
Anne Frank is thrilled that no one will ever read her diary.
Facebooknametag Facebook tagging Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 6
Quagmire wants Joe to quit tagging him in pictures.
Pocketpool Pocket pool Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 7
Peter searches for something in his front pocket.
Stewiestraight Straight Stewie Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 8
Stewie decides he's straight.
Quagmireadvice Second thoughts Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 9
Peter calls Quagmire with his marriage doubts.
Petervows Vows Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 10
Chris and Peter read their vows.
Parishonneymoon Honeymoon in Paris Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 11
To Lois' annoyance, Peter and Chris decide not to let their Paris honeymoon go to waste.
Bullypeptalk Bully pep talk Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 1
The football coach gives a pep talk to the school bullies.
Neilkissass Neil kisses ass Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 2
Principal Sheppard tells Neil to shut up.
SpaDay Spa day Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 3
Stewie announces he is taking a spa day.
CigDeath Death smokes Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 4
Death bums a cigarette and explains that was how he got to be Death in the first place.
Commencementfly Commencement speaker Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter considers himself an inspiration, like the fly that gave the commencement address.
Birdman The birdman of the backpack Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 6
Stewie seeks companionship in birds.
Fireworks Encouragement Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 7
When Stewie refuses to help anymore, Chris decides to encourage him.
Tablenames Peter's spelling Herpe, the Love Sore Family Guy Season 12 1
The tough guys don't see the guys names on the table until Quagmire points it out.
Atriskteen At-risk teens Herpe, the Love Sore Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie has to coach at-risk teens the day he gets herpes.
Drastic Drastic measures Herpe, the Love Sore Family Guy Season 12 3
When Brian finds a girl that loves him and isn't put off by his herpes, Stewie takes drastic measures.
Replacechris Chris replacement The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter hires a kid to replace Chris.
Lostfart Lost fart The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter looses his fart and his keys.
Virginislands Virgin Islands The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 3
Joe is amazed that not everyone in the Virgin Islands is a virgin.
Servantpeter Small and insignificant The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter feels small and insignificant, like a British servant.
Artcinema Art house cinema The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 5
Lois isn't impressed by the local art house cinema, so Peter takes her to the ballet. Lois is only interested to see the black swan go to town on the white one.
2menrestore Two and a Half Men The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 6
Alternate ending in which Lois restores Peter by forcing him to watch Two and a Half Men.
Flybutt Fly butt Baby Got Black Family Guy Season 12 1
More hallucinations during the contest.
HBOBoys Boys Baby Got Black Family Guy Season 12 2
Alternate dialog for Boys.
Peterrowe Rowe's boyfriend Baby Got Black Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter fights for what he believes in, such as when he was Rowe's boyfriend during Rowe v. Wade.
Zestullyclean Zestfully clean Baby Got Black Family Guy Season 12 4
The kids leave a note when they run away together.
Slugmeg Slug Meg Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter plays “Slug Meg.”
Bigdump Big dump Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 2
A lady finds Meg's purse in the bathroom after she takes a big dump.
Ff7 Fast and the Furious VII Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter and Meg blow off dinner for Fast and the Furious VII.
TI Texas Instruments Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 4
When Meg assures Lois she knows what she is doing, Lois points out that Texas Instruments thought the same thing when they invented the solar-powered calculator for indoor use.
Winteriscoming Winter is coming Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 5
While Brian empties his snare traps, Stewie warns him that winter is coming.
Kevingifts Kevin's birthday gift Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 6
Peter hangs out with Meg at the Clam instead of the guys, but Kevin is more resistant to Joe.
FGstaff Family Guy staff He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter rips Cleveland for the Family Guy staff members who left to work on his show.
Uhaultub U-Haul He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter tries to return the U-Haul.
Citylocks City black person locks He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 3
Donna orders Cleveland to lock all of the city black person locks.
Needyjoe Needy Joe He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter points out why Cleveland is his best friend.
Potbeer Going too far He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 5
Cleveland one-ups Peter in their meetings.
Incrediblecoincidence Someone's Aunt Thinks Everything That Happens To Her Is an Incredible Coincidence He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 6
Lois watches Someone's Aunt Thinks Everything That Happens To Her Is an Incredible Coincidence.
Weddingtoast Wedding toast He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 7
Lois is madder at Peter than the time he made a wedding toast.
Netflixgag Netflix Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 1
When Brian thinks he has Stewie convinced to stay in place, Stewie considers him dumber than Netflix customer.
Brianintoducedtobooze Booze & Writing Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie introduces Brian to booze and writing.
Unfunnymadlibs Unfunny Mad Libs Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 3
Lois watches Lincoln II: Even Higher Voiced Lincoln while Peter complains that she filled in his Mad Libs with literal, unfunny words.
BBfinger Belly button finger Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 4
Stewie is happy to be in a family where the dad doesn't smell his own belly-button finger.
Megshot Meg shot Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 5
Stewie's diminutive British relation wings him, but takes out Meg.
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