Cutaway Gags Season 13

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Collecting a favor	The Simpsons Guy	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter gets his comic strip published after doing an editor a favor.
	Offensive to women	The Simpsons Guy	Peter Griffin	2	13
	Peter has offended women before.
	Air Force	The Simpsons Guy	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter introduces Homer to the cutaway by declaring them to be a greater team than the Air Force.
	German gay porn	The Simpsons Guy	None	4	13
	Peter and Homer's antics land them in German gay porn.
	Mr. Peanut	The Book of Joe	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter demonstrates his skill at discovering talent.
	Short but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman	The Book of Joe	Brian	2	13
	Al Harrington tries to get a date.
	Mime	The Book of Joe	Joe Swanson	3	13
	The police department does not support artistic endeavors.
	Stephen King's ghostwriter	The Book of Joe	Blake Walker	4	13
	Blake reveals a publishing secret.
	Book signing	The Book of Joe	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter makes a mistake when he signs a book.
	Roger Ebert's ghost	The Book of Joe	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Peter pretends to be someone he's not.
	Giving it all she's got	The Book of Joe	Brian	7	13
	Brian empathizes with Scotty on Star Trek.
	Pointer	The Book of Joe	Stewie Griffin	8	13
	Stewie recalls Brian's pointer phase.
	Cee-lo Green	The Book of Joe	Peter Griffin	9	13
	Cee-lo Green tries to buy pants.
	Paul Revere	Baking Bad	Brian	1	13
	For organizing a blood drive for victims of a hurricane, Brian consider's Lois a local hero, like Paul Revere.
	The Sandman	Baking Bad	Stewie Griffin	2	13
	Even the Sandman can't help Stewie sleep.
	European diaper	Baking Bad	Stewie Griffin	3	13
	Stewie tries a European diaper.
	Connie Britton	Baking Bad	Peter Griffin	4	13
	Peter considers Lois' cookies more delicious than Connie Britton's hair.
	North Dakota	Baking Bad	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter has a job promoting North Dakota.
	Moses	Baking Bad	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Moses has to deal with a guy that collects seashells.
	Breyers Ice Cream	Baking Bad	Peter Griffin	7	13
	Peter encourages Lois to think outside the box.
	Telemarketing for buttholes	Baking Bad	Peter Griffin	8	13
	Peter worries that he'll have to go back to telemarketing for buttholes.
	Richard Branson	Baking Bad	Peter Griffin	9	13
	Peter assures Lois that they will soon have more money than Richard Branson.
	Nautical-themed restaurant	Brian the Closer	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter wants Brian's rope in case he opens a nautical-themed restaurant.
	Hot tub	Brian the Closer	Peter Griffin	2	13
	Peter claims Brian's rope is the stupidest thing since turning off the bubbles in a hot tub.
	Lunch with the Sullivan Family	Brian the Closer	Chris Griffin	3	13
	Chris tells about his crazy day.
	Cosmetic surgery	Brian the Closer	Peter Griffin	4	13
	Peter tells about Lois' boob job.
	Ice-T	Brian the Closer	Brian	5	13
	Brian tells about being friends with Ice-T.
	Boring meeting	Brian the Closer	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Peter congratulates Quagmire on his smart move, like the time he got out of a boring meeting.
	Funny People	Brian the Closer	Peter Griffin	7	13
	Peter advises Quagmire to not judge a book or movie by its cover.
	Nice cat	Brian the Closer	Brian	8	13
	Brian vows to be harder to find than a nice cat.
	Performance & stamina	Turkey Guys	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter knows what the pills sold at the Quahog Mini-Mart are for.
	Capp smear	Turkey Guys	Peter Griffin	2	13
	Peter recalls a time when Lois got angry after getting a "Capp smear."
	Father's Day	Turkey Guys	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter knows just what to do with the tie he received.
	Y2Gay	Turkey Guys	Stewie Griffin	4	13
	Stewie fears trying to teach Chris about being a man will be a bigger disaster than Y2Gay.
	Happy Dance	Turkey Guys	Stewie Griffin	5	13
	Stewie reassures Chris that things don't always go right the first time, like Snoopy's original "Happy Dance.".
	Health nut	Turkey Guys	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Peter tries to remind Brian that they are a pair, like almond butter and sugar-free preserves.
	Not the Fountain of Youth	Turkey Guys	Peter Griffin	7	13
	Peter reminds Brian that he found the Fountain of Youth.
	Reflection	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Meg Griffin	1	13
	A watcher laughs at Meg's mall job, then two more watchers observe his reaction and see their own in it.
	Jeff Garlin	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Peter Griffin	2	13
	imagines Jeff Garlin would have the same massage chair.
	Grudges	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter tells Jesus that he doesn't hold grudges, even against the man who killed his son.
	God's plan	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Jesus	4	13
	Jesus explains that things get a little uncomfortable back home.
	Planning Woodstock	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter insists he is a great party planner, pointing out that he helped plan Woodstock.
	30 year-old woman	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Jesus	6	13
	Jesus tries to tone down the guy's birthday bash plans for him.
	Tasmanian Devil	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Peter Griffin	7	13
	Peter promises to be as gentile with Jesus as the Tasmanian Devil is with his children.
	Erotic Advent Calendar	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Jesus	8	13
	Jesus notes that Peter has been busy marketing his erotic Advent calendar.
	Jesus Hitler Christ	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Jesus	9	13
	Jesus explains the best advice her ever received.
	Carrie Underwood	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Jesus	10	13
	Jesus tells about a date with Carrie Underwood.
	Absolutely sure	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Peter Griffin	11	13
	Peter is confident about allowing Lois sleep with Jesus.
	Lady Gaga	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Peter Griffin	12	13
	Peter tells about creating Lady Gaga.
	Sponsored fantasy	The 2000-Year-Old Virgin	Peter Griffin	13	13
	Peter has a sponsored fantasy in his new recliner.
	Failing homeroom	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter admits he wasn't good in school, noting he even failed homeroom.
	Apollo 13	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Peter Griffin	2	13
	Peter assures Lois that he can be counted on, just like when he was in charge of the Apollo 13 emergency.
	Bus driver	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Chris Griffin	3	13
	Chris worries that he could become a bus driver that parents don't completely trust.
	Sticking together	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Stewie Griffin	4	13
	Stewie tells Chris that brother stick together, like the two-headed girl on TLC.
	Tony Sirico	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Stewie Griffin	5	13
	Stewie angers Tony Sirico with an Italian joke.
	Jonah Hill	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Stewie Griffin	6	13
	Stewie notes that he has had bigger challenges that teaching Chris, like trying to dress Jonah Hill for the Oscars.
	Tony Sirico II	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Stewie Griffin	7	13
	Stewie gets a second warning from Tony.
	Bloody handkerchief ball	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Stewie Griffin	8	13
	Stewie notes that he searched the bloody handkerchief ball on the RMS Titanic.
	Sex in the shower	Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure	Brian Griffin	9	13
	Brian laments that he has never successfully made love to a woman in the shower.
	Easy choice	Our Idiot Brian	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter reminds Meg that he has had to choose between her and the TV before.
	The Mighty Ducks	Our Idiot Brian	Brian Griffin	2	13
	Brian imagines Meg as coach of The Mighty Ducks.
	Star athletes	Our Idiot Brian	Meg Griffin	2a	13
	Meg complains about the special treatment the star athletes get, even during school shootings.
	Body shop	Our Idiot Brian	Neil Goldman	3	13
	Neil has an appointment at the body shop.
	Something for everyone	Our Idiot Brian	Stewie Griffin	4	13
	Stewie points out that there is something for everyone on Amazon.
	1960s London Bobby	Our Idiot Brian	Brian Griffin	5	13
	Brian tells Meg that he is always there to help, like a 1960s London policeman.
	Lincoln's cabinet	Our Idiot Brian	Brian Griffin	6	13
	Brian was worried that he would stick out while posing as Meg like the once guy in Abraham Lincoln's cabinet without a beard.
	Party Like It's the Roaring Twenties	Our Idiot Brian	Peter Griffin	7	13
	Peter decides to introduce Brian to being dumb
	Mildly funny e-mail	Our Idiot Brian	Peter Griffin	8	13
	Peter points out the upside of being dumb, like forwarding mildly funny e-mails that people have seen before.
	Centipede among millipedes	Our Idiot Brian	Peter Griffin	9	13
	Peter believes Brian is fitting in better at being dumb than a centipede among millipedes.
	Suicide hotline	Our Idiot Brian	Peter Griffin	10	13
	Peter points out that he is good in a crisis, like when he worked the suicide hotline.
	The Avengers	Our Idiot Brian	Stewie Griffin	11	13
	Stewie regards Brian as useless as Black Widow is to The Avengers.
	Doomed to fail	Our Idiot Brian	Stewie Griffin	12	13
	Stewie resigns himself that his attempt to help Brian was doomed to fail, like an Asian guy going to a salon.
	Space dog	Our Idiot Brian	Stewie Griffin	13	13
	Stewie laments that he has lost Brian forever, like the dog the Russians shot into space.
	Tin Man's heart	This Little Piggy	Stewie Griffin	1	13
	After moving up in preschool, Stewie feels just like the Tin Man after the Wizard gave him his heart.
	Stranger things	This Little Piggy	Meg Griffin	2	13
	Meg starts to accept being a model, nothing stranger things have happened.
	John Edwards	This Little Piggy	Meg Griffin	3	13
	Meg accuses her parents of being worse than John Edwards.
	Making a deal	This Little Piggy	Stewie Griffin	4	13
	Stewie brags that he is good at making a deal.
	Eddie Crane	This Little Piggy	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter believes that Meg missed her chance at being a celebrity as the dog on Frasier.
	Road trip	This Little Piggy	Stewie Griffin	6	13
	Stewie and Brian take a road trip with The Quahog Baptist Choir.
	Encouragement	This Little Piggy	Evan	7	13
	Evan notes that everyone needs encourgement, like Jason Biggs got from his grandfather.
	Claustrophobic turtle	This Little Piggy	Stewie Griffin	8	13
	Stewie vows not to live his life like a claustrophobic turtle.
	One little snip	This Little Piggy	Peter Griffin	9	13
	Peter has a flashback to Meg's birth.
	Never back down	This Little Piggy	Stewie Griffin	10	13
	Stewie vows to never back down, like Boppo the Inflatable Punching Clown.
	Dr. Finklestein	This Little Piggy	Stewie Griffin	11	13
	Stewie considers Brian a monster, just like Dr. Finklestein.
	Popular teacher	This Little Piggy	Stewie Griffin	12	13
	Stewie notes that he learned a lot from his roadtrip, like that he new preschool teacher was popular for being topless at the Rhode Island Folk Festival.
	Meg's field trip	Quagmire's Mom	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter reminds Meg of taking her on a field trip.
	Stewie quits his job	Quagmire's Mom	Stewie Griffin	2	13
	Stewie quits his job after believing that Peter wrote him a check for a million dollars.
	Dirty Harry	Quagmire's Mom	Stewie Griffin	3	13
	Stewie notes that Peter will get a bigger surprise than Dirty Harry.
	Peter's karaoke phase	Quagmire's Mom	Lois Griffin	4	13
	Lois has a flashback to Peter's karaoke phase.
	Where the Wild Things Were	Quagmire's Mom	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter looks back on having an adventure.
	The General	Quagmire's Mom	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Peter reminds Quagmire of his car insurance commercials.
	Letters for Santa	Quagmire's Mom	Peter Griffin	7	13
	Santa's letters are intercepted by Peter.
	Growing up montage	Quagmire's Mom	Glenn Quagmire	8	13
	Quagmire has a series of flashbacks about growing up with a sexually promiscuous mom.
	Surprise	Quagmire's Mom	Peter Griffin	9	13
	Peter hadn't been that surprised since his bithday.
	Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie	Quagmire's Mom	Glenn Quagmire	10	13
	Quagmire accuses his mom of being a worse parent than Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie.
	Vanity plate	Encyclopedia Griffin	Stewie Griffin	1	13
	Stewie notes that his tricycle had a vanity plate that would likely not apply to the thief.
	Huey Lewis and the Jews	Encyclopedia Griffin	Peter Griffin	2	13
	Peter believes he and the guys make a great team, like Huey Lewis and the Jews.
	Jet Li	Encyclopedia Griffin	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter considers searching Chris' room for stolen items a bigger waste of time than writing tough guy dialog for Jet Li.
	Donkey Kong	Encyclopedia Griffin	Peter Griffin	4	13
	Peter thinks Chris girlfriend doll is weirder than the secret level of Donkey Kong.
	Hot wings	Encyclopedia Griffin	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter points out that on their last time together that Lois watched him eat hot wings.
	Old Asian subway riders	Encyclopedia Griffin	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Peter teaches old Asians how to ride the subway.
	Dear Penthouse	Encyclopedia Griffin	Chris Griffin	7	13
	Chris has a story for Penthouse.
	Creative voice mail messages	Encyclopedia Griffin	Peter Griffin	8	13
	Peter considers Lois more annoying than creative voice mail messages.
	Apples and Oranges	Encyclopedia Griffin	Lois Griffin	9	13
	Lois notes that she and Peter are like apples and oranges.
	Hamster Dance	Encyclopedia Griffin	Lois Griffin	10	13
	Lois figures that Chris will get over Heather, like he got over his "Hamster Dance" Tourette's Syndrome.
	Jack and Jill	Stewie Is Enceinte	Stewie Griffin	1	13
	Stewie declares that he and Brian are inseperable, like Jack and Jill.
	Shush, Peter	Stewie Is Enceinte	Stewie Griffin	1a	13
	Stewie hopes that he and Brian can hang out and watch Lois try to shush Peter while they watch Nashville.
	Jos. A. Bank	Stewie Is Enceinte	Stewie Griffin	2	13
	Stewie's idea to have a baby with Brian is his best idea since he robbed Jos. A. Bank.
	Ron Livingston's parents	Stewie Is Enceinte	Stewie Griffin	3	13
	Stewie looks forward to being a proud parent, like Ron Livingston's parents.
	Buster Keaton	Stewie Is Enceinte	Peter Griffin	4	13
	Peter belives that he and the guys will surprise people with their viral video, just like Buster Keaton did in his first talking picture.
	Obamacare	Stewie Is Enceinte	Stewie Griffin	4a	13
	Stewie wants to know if he should send his prenatal care bill to President Barack Obama. He later complains to Michelle Obama about their rooming location when invited for an Obamacare speech.
	Baby shower	Stewie Is Enceinte	Stewie Griffin, Brian	5	13
	Brian is surprised that Stewie had a baby shower.
	Perceptive	Dr. C & The Women	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter thinks he is pretty perceptive, being able to pick out the guys that beat their wives in a Wrangler Jeans commercial.
	Doc Martens	Dr. C & The Women	Peter Griffin	2	13
	Peter belives Cleveland is all about helping out others, like Doc Martens.
	Oh, oh	Dr. C & The Women	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter can't understand how he is a problem when all he does is sit in the bathroom and play on his phone.
	Doing stuff together	Dr. C & The Women	Peter Griffin	4	13
	Peter has Lois keep track of all the words he knows.
	Something inks	Dr. C & The Women	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter feels lower than a squid at the bottom of the ocean.
	Cop on a Segway	Dr. C & The Women	Meg Griffin	6	13
	Meg thinks her run-in with Marla was crazier than a cop on a Segway.
	McRib	#JOLO	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter admits that he and the family are easily won over by a good ad campaign.
	Fashion diplomacy	#JOLO	Joe Swanson	2	13
	Joe tells of being burned by fashion previously.
	Band practice	#JOLO	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter worries about missing band practice.
	Humpty Dumpty	#JOLO	Peter Griffin	4	13
	Peter figures Joe will pull himself back together, just like Humpty Dumpty did.
	Penny-farthing bicycle	#JOLO	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter is as happy as the guy who invented the penny-farthing bicycle.
	Lois' jeans	#JOLO	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Peter believes in supporting Joe, like Joe did for him the time he wore Lois' jeans.
	Peter's funeral	#JOLO	Peter Griffin	7	13
	Peter imagines his own funeral.
	Cruise ship conga line	Once Bitten	Brian Griffin	1	13
	Brian tries to dismiss being sick, claiming to have more energy than a cruise ship conga line.
	Warsaw Globetrotters	Once Bitten	Chris Griffin	2	13
	suggests that he and Neil Goldman work better together than the Warsaw Globtrotters.
	Pete in the Box	Once Bitten	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter figures it should be easy to take Brian by surprise since he once was a "Pete in the Box".
	Fart hole	Once Bitten	Peter Griffin	4	13
	Peter explains that even Morgan Fairchild has a fart hole.
	Lesbian crotch	Once Bitten	Brian Griffin	5	13
	Brian feels more powerful than a lesbian crotch.
	Brian's bath	Once Bitten	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Peter takes Brian's bath for him.
	Stewie goes to college	Once Bitten	Stewie Griffin	7	13
	Stewie thinks that sending Brian to school is great since he had a blast in college.
	Betrayed	Once Bitten	Chris Griffin	8	13
	Chris feels as betrayed as the time he thought a lawyer was going to propose to him.
	Developmentally disabled whale	Once Bitten	Peter Griffin	9	13
	Peter and Brian were as close as a whale and his developmentally disabled brother.
	Adrian Peterson	Roasted Guy	Glenn Quagmire	1	13
	Quagmire notes that Peter is more excited than Adrian Peterson in an arboretum.
	Premature volcano	Roasted Guy	Peter Griffin	2	13
	Peter feels as humiliated as a premature volcano.
	Blending in	Roasted Guy	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter blends in with his new friends like a panda in a bed full of pillows.
	Mammograms	Roasted Guy	Peter Griffin	4	13
	Peter and his new female friends all get mammograms.
	Midwestern teenager	Roasted Guy	Brian	5	13
	Brian tells Peter that his friends are talking trash like girls picking on the new Midwestern teenager in school.
	Stealing Peter's lunch	Roasted Guy	Peter Griffin	6	13
	Peter vows to discover if his new friends are talking trash behind his back, like when he found out who was taking his lunch at work.
	Nasty wolf pack	Roasted Guy	Peter Griffin	7	13
	Peter compares his female friends to a nasty wolf pack.
	Battlestar Galactica	Roasted Guy	Lois Griffin	8	13
	Lois considers their revenge a fun activity, like watching Battlestar Galactica together.
	Big dumpster	Fighting Irish	Peter Griffin	1	13
	Peter thnks that Quagfest is the biggest thing since the big dumpster on the front lawn.
	Sneaking beer into the opera	Fighting Irish	Joe Swanson	2	13
	Lone Ranger & Tonto	Fighting Irish	Stewie Griffin	3	13
	Stewie considers Lois and himself a team, like the Lone Ranger & Tonto.
	Woodchuck doctor	Fighting Irish	Stewie Griffin	4	13
	Stewie intends to be as irresistible to Landon's mom as wood to a woodchuck.
	First dead man	Fighting Irish	Liam Neeson	5	13
	Liam launches an unfunny cutaway when he threatens Peter.
	Bab's rap video	Take My Wife	Carter Pewterschmidt	1	13
	Carter explains that Babs is occupied being the stuffy old lady who comes around in a rap video.
	Owl mail	Take My Wife	Lois Griffin	2	13
	Lois notes that Peter hasn't been so excited since he got a letter from an owl.
	Stock footage	Take My Wife	Peter Griffin	3	13
	Peter interrupts the costly previous cutaway to use stock footage of a vintage plane crash.
	University of Phoenix	Take My Wife	Stewie Griffin	4	13
	Stewie objects to Carter taking away his laptop, wondering how he'll get his law degree from the University of Phoenix.
	Museum behavior	Take My Wife	Peter Griffin	5	13
	Peter realizes the trip to the Bahamas was a bad idea, like the time he introduced museum behavior into the home.
	Bublé Wrap	Take My Wife	Stewie Griffin	6	13
	Stewie hasn't been as excited to dress up for dinner since he got to play with "Bublé Wrap."