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|From the episode:||"The Giggity Wife"|
"Fingernails4Cash" is an advertisement jingle for the website Fingernails4Cash.com, a site that collects fingernails in exchange for little cash. The guys see it on TV at The Drunken Clam in "The Giggity Wife".
Salesman: Everyone has fingernails
and everyone wants cash
So send us all your fingernails
and we'll send you some cash
Remember, it's just fingernails
so don't expect much cash
Fingernails4Cash.com, our service never fails
Just take the cash and don't ask why we want your fingernails
Cause we might be building a fort with them
Voiceover: Fingernails4Cash.com. You get the cash, we get to build a fort with your fingernails!