Chris: Yay, learning!!

Tom Tucker: Here is some footage of a guy with the flu kissing you while you're asleep.

Bonnie: Joe hates to fly because they always put him underneath with the dogs.

Bonnie: Lois, I already told you, I'm in Paris to have an affair. I'll even do a Muslim if I have to.

Frenchman: Bonnie, stay with me! I promise, it will take 3 years with this accent before you figure out I'm just a regular jerk.

Lois: Well, can we at least do some Muppet-style sight-seeing first?

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